Naughty Penguin of the Week

Tas is a 35 year old human (allegedly; may also be penguin or goblin) who likes to blog about fandoms, food, vision impairment, goblincore, hair, attractive humans, queer stuff, cross stitch, things I find funny, nails, space, autism, cute animals, cheese, and shinies. Tas is nonbinary and is prefers they/them pronouns. Guide to Tas’s blogs!

[kinkyfuckeryoftas]

[kinkyfuckeryoftas]

[the-aila-test]

PREY was nominated for SIX Emmys!

[animentality]

[uncahier]

[answertothedevil]

Yeah that ant really is autistic isn’t he

[answertothedevil]

New thought the MC ant is autistic and the circus bugs are all adhd

[vethbrenatto]

^that meta i wrote but in gif form

[forepop]

my dad, trying to explain the concept of money to me: say you have a sandwich, and i need your sandwich. but i don't have anything to give you. you're not just gonna give it to me.

me: i would just give it to you.

my dad:

[androfembot]

in elementary school we had. basically an immersive economics lesson that was "playing City," with different jobs and businesses; it was mostly semi-free time for socializing and selling/buying toys and snacks from each other. one of the lessons we were supposed to learn was the importance of paying a small amount of money into health and/or business insurance, because you had a chance of being hit with the Daily Disaster and a huge bill.

anyway, some kid who didn't buy insurance got hit with a "medical bill" early on, so he was supposed to be bankrupt and have to sit the rest of the game out. the 8 year olds were not having it and spontaneously invented crowdfunding so he could keep playing with everyone else.

kids who don't 'get it' are right, actually

[sonnetscrewdriver]

endlessly, morbidly fascinated by how when you're a kid you're constantly having parents, school, religion, media, all drumming it into your head that Sharing Is Good And You Need To Do It, and then you grow up and suddenly they're all like right never mind all that, this is The Real World and it's every bastard for himself

[finneroo]

I am a violin maker learning to tattoo so here is a banana with the decoration from the Hellier Strad violin

[featheredadora]

Whatever tasks you're hoping to get done today, this little budgie is rooting for you!

[thejonymyster]

My Blog Is Not A Safe Space

i put landmines everywhere and i have no fucking idea where i put them please fucking help me

[rukafais]

[rylandsgrace]

I’ve had a lotta bad days. I’ve had bad days with you, too. But I’ve had… more good days with you than with anyone else. Up (2009) // The last of us (2023 - )

[droids-in-disguise]

Via twitter

[droids-in-disguise]

The tags on this post lmfaoooo

[droids-in-disguise]

gems from the tags: round 2

[beemovieerotica]

sorry to the sad tumblr girlies but the real cunt is in the room containing these 4

[redrook]

[leztat-deactivated20230701]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE 1.01 “In Throes of Increasing Wonder…”

[hellboys]

Nick Offerman Answers the Web’s Most Searched Questions –WIRED, 2020

[neverswungonswingingstars]

The fucking audacity to just look like this

Lestat in In Throes Of Increasing Wonder

[fairydropart]

Pixie Cup Lichen

[confirmance]

*Mutual reblogs something you posted*

Me: They still like me. Thank God.

[kazoosandfannypacks]

reblog this post to let the mutual you reblogged this from know that you still like them

[lukaskyle-moved]

THE LAST OF US | 1.03 “Long, Long Time”