the birds and the bees; the bros and the blow jobs

@kinkyjercy

THIS BLOG IS BARELY FUNCTIONAL SINCE THE PORN BAN. To see new art/fic or chat, please follow razielim. I'm also on pillowfort. If you're a new jercy shipper, I'm sorry you missed me. I had a lot of fun here with everyone, and I'll miss using this blog. Thank you all for making fandom and shipping so wonderful over the years.

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would you rather:

bring back porn & kill the mobile apps

keep the mobile apps & no porn

i just want to see answers

Voting ended onFeb 16, 2023

The comic will take a break next week! Posting will resume August 1st.

New pages Monday through Friday. If you want to read ahead, I post unpolished raws on Patreon a week in advance. Content warning:

Batman and Robin: Outlaws INDEX - Cover Page 1 / Page 2 / Page 3 / Page 4 / Page 5 Page 6 / Page 7 / Page 8 / Page 9 / Page 10 Page 11 / Page 12 / Page 13 / Page 14 / Page 15 Page 16 / Page 17 / Page 18 / Page 19 / Page 20 Page 21 / Page 22 / Page 23 / Page 24 / Page 25 Page 26 / Page 27 / Page 28 / Page 29 / Page 30 Page 31 / Page 32 / Page 33 / Page 34 / Page 35 Page 36 / Page 37 / Page 38 / Page 39 / Page 40 / ☆ (Also on Ao3.)

Batman: Wayne Family Adventures Episode 48: Shovel Talk

My favorite part of the new episode.

Look at these two partners in crime, leading the way. Clearly risking it all on the front lines. Likely communicating and coordinating tactics with Grave Looks™️ from across the target. Obsessed with them. (Also look at Damian’s cute widdle baby feet. They don’t touch the floor! Adorable!)

Meanwhile Tim what are you doing all the way over there on the other side of Steph?? Useless gays corner of the couch.

@staff Shoelaces can only get you so far. Free merch idea: bring back adult content and sell “Go nuts. Show nuts. Whatever.” shirts.

Iconic.

New pages Monday through Friday. If you want to read ahead, I post unpolished raws on Patreon a week in advance. Content warning:

Batman and Robin: Outlaws INDEX - Cover / Page 1 / Page 2 / Page 3 / Page 4 / Page 5 / Page 6 / Page 7 / Page 8 / Page 9 / Page 10 / Page 11 / Page 12 / Page 13 / Page 14 / Page 15 / Page 16 / Page 17 / Page 18 / Page 19 / Page 20 / Page 21 / Page 22 / Page 23 / Page 24 / Page 25 / Page 26 / Page 27 / Page 28 / Page 29 / Page 30 / Page 31 / Page 32 / Page 33 / Page 34 / Page 35 / Page 36 / Page 37 / Page 38 / Page 39 / Page 40 / ☆ (Also on Ao3.)

Razielim Baths

Some of you know that I have many thoughts about vampire baths, and they all stem from the fact that I’ve always interpreted the flooded area of the Razielim clan territory as a marble bathhouse, used prior to the genocide as a place to socialize, cavort, and otherwise relax while being oiled, scrubbed, fed, and serviced. Presumably, public bathhouses were common throughout the empire and there were several others even within Raziel’s territory, but no other in all of Nosgoth was quite so spacious and regal.

On the days when the oil would be completely replaced, typically in welcome after bloody campaigns along the border, only the top ranking generals and their lovers were to use the baths while the rest of the army celebrated in smaller bathhouses or the parade grounds.

The cavernous moonlit atrium, often a crowded, warm, and boisterous place, would feel spacious and soothingly cool during these times, echoing only soft shuddering gasps and the gentle rippling of oil against marble. The slick bathers and perilously slippery marble floors would gleam like glass in the reflected light of the moon.

“You got me FLOWERS?” “…happy anniversary, Clark.” “I knew you were a romantic at heart.”

For this week’s prompt.

Superman’s nuclear option. Bombs away!

Finally, someone carrying Batman the way he’s meant to be carried. Today was dumb draws only day. No smart art allowed!

thestuffedalligator

Dragons are basically fish, when you get down to it.

There’s no such thing as fish. The word doesn’t have any taxonomic meaning. It’s a word we’ve used to describe everything from hagfish to goldfish, even though a coelacanth is more closely related to a camel than a salmon. But because they inhabit the same ecological niche of “vertebrate animal with gills and fins,” we call them all fish.

Likewise, there’s no such thing as dragons. We call anything that fills the mytho-ecological niche of “dangerous animal that blocks the way” a dragon. And that’s why any kind of argument of what does and doesn’t count as a dragon is moot — wyverns are dragons just as much as a jabberwock or a jaculus or a tatzelwurm, not because they’re closely related in a biological clade but because they fill a narrative niche.

Dragons are also lobsters, but that’s for unrelated reasons.

Behold, a dragon!

can you believe i get paid to make art.

Bruce didn’t make it all the way home, barely awake enough to make it to Jason’s apartment, which was a lot closer. He kind of expected to just pass out on the couch and borrow some clothes in the morning, but hesitated when he saw Jason was still awake, reading.

For this week’s prompt!

For this week’s prompt.

How would Bruce Wayne fare in a “Batman Costume Competition” at a charity event?

Top three wearing a custom suit ordered from a local seamstress whose struggling business he wants to draw attention to? Award for Worst Batman Ever while wearing the real suit? Effortlessly first place in a generic costume and smug about it, drowning in babes who keep saying “I wish you were Batman, I’d feel soooo much safer.” Honorable mention for most, uh… creative interpretation? Widely mocked on tumblr for not understanding the assignment and showing up in couture Batman bling? Affectionately roasted during awards for tripping over his cape every five minutes? Mediocre suit but fantastic Batman-inspired gadgets all do to with bartending, with no less than three bottles of champagne cleverly hidden under the cape and pulled out throughout the night with dramatic flair?

i didnt reblog this at first but i gotta do so now because i literally cant think of anything else other than oh me? im the boss california

May 11th. I keep returning to the scene of the explosion. I’m plagued by the creeping sense that I’ve missed something. By the time I figure out what, it will be too late.

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