Curiosity Often Leads To Trouble

I'm Kinley Katya Keaton and I'm 23 years old. I'm a proud Russian/Irish hybrid from New York City who's fallen down a rabbit whole and landed in L.A. This is my adventure, follow me I am Keats: The White Rabbit, Alice, and The Mad Hatter all in one. Welcome to my Wonderland

[kinley-keaton]

#kin kin#can i keep you#for long periods of time#yeah that

[brynn--matthews]

The cake gods sound mean. I might be scared for them.

[kinley-keaton]

They have no eyes... It's really sad.

[grayson-matthews-blog]

Sounds like a good plan to me. However if I’m pregnant I’m going to be so upset.

[kinley-keaton]

Well you did say you were late... You should really be on the pill.

[grayson-matthews-blog]

Okay then… No kids.

[kinley-keaton]

we can has bacon tho.

[grayson-matthews-blog]

I-yea we can.

[kinley-keaton]

Yey. I like bacon. Then we can pee on a stick together.

[kinley-keaton]

todd-phillips replied to your post:todd-phillips replied to...

/DEAD/ but anyways. HI

hewwo cupcake. aim?

[kinley-keaton]

todd-phillips replied to your post:todd-phillips replied to...

PLUS IF HE GETS SUPER CREEPY, I’LL JUST BLOCK HIM

You are one sick little boy Drewseph

[grayson-matthews-blog]

Okay then... No kids.

[kinley-keaton]

we can has bacon tho.

[kinley-keaton]

todd-phillips replied to your post:todd-phillips replied to...

BUT I WANTED TO TALK TO HIM ABOUT GAY THINGS.

 and I think you just became creepier than him

polina-ivankova replied to your post:todd-phillips replied to...

her std senses are tingling

WOW JEN. WOW

[kinley-keaton]

todd-phillips replied to your post:polina-ivankova replied to...

OH PSHT NO HE WON’T.

I swear you don't wanna get a message from this guy. I feel like he has an std or something

[grayson-matthews-blog]

#Smoking iz bad 4 u

[grayson-matthews-blog]

I know that commitment scares you as does forever. But if I had to have children with anyone I’d want it to be you. You’re beautiful, kind, honest, funny, and smart. I know you think I’m just talking but I love you kinky katya Keaton and if we’re pregnant. I’ll do my best to take care of you and out child.

[kinley-keaton]

Commitment scares all sensible people. Too bad I can't have any kids so long as I have you, the biggest baby of them all. And the puppy... You both can't feed yourselves.

[kinley-keaton]

I totally lost my focus omg let me calm myself down

[kinley-keaton]

polina-ivankova replied to your post:khloecardosa replied to...

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHA #ANDREW

 OMG SILENCE YOU

beau-anndrasdan replied to your post:khloecardosa replied to...

..i’m tempted to say yes cause i’ll end up saying something about dick to him.

FUCK THAT HE'LL TRY TO GET YOU TO WATCH HIS WEBCAM

[polina-ivankova]

HAVE FUN ON AU WEEK WITHOUT ME

[kinley-keaton]

abotu that… I was thinking mayhaps we can put it off again till we all get out shit fixed? I mean, Jen it’s not just you, Nat and I have shitty net probs and stuff too, and I’d rather be around for more than three days…

[vittoria-lombardi-deactivated20]

I concur.

[kinley-keaton]

Your oppinion means the world to us

[luxyweston]

I’m totally fucking with this guy. but this is legit how our conversation went 

[kinley-keaton]

I FUCKING CANNOT

[kinley-keaton]

khloecardosa replied to your post:khloecardosa said: nancy and george are babes....

No bitch. He had the good good thrice with Nancy. Hehe. Swerve

Bitch I will send feetman after you

kyle-vaughn replied to your post:For ya'lls amusement

AWWW, HE LIKES YOU.

dude he's fucking creepy, want me to give him your screenname?

kyle-vaughn replied to your post:For ya'lls amusement

AWWW, HE LIKES YOU.

[kinley-keaton]

FUCKING CRYING

[polina-ivankova]

HAVE FUN ON AU WEEK WITHOUT ME

[kinley-keaton]

abotu that... I was thinking mayhaps we can put it off again till we all get out shit fixed? I mean, Jen it's not just you, Nat and I have shitty net probs and stuff too, and I'd rather be around for more than three days...

[kinley-keaton]

uxyweston replied to your post:For ya'lls amusement

HOMGGG. wHY IS SOMEONE WITH THE ALMOST EXACTLY SAME USERNAME IM’ING ME

 RUN BITCH RUN! HE A RAPIST

polina-ivankova replied to your post:For ya'lls amusement

HIS SCREEN NAME WTF

HE'S FUCKING CREEPY ! I'M TRYING TO REMEMBER HWO TO BLOCK EVERYONE NOT ON MY BUDDY LIST RN