Kins Trolling Kins

This used to be a kin confession/positivity blog but then trolls invaded the inbox so now it's just a blog for troll posts. The inbox is empty! Send in your best impression of a troll and we'll post it! We do not accept "I'm a psychopath kin" types of trolls. Thats ableist and will only create drama. Any trolls pertaining to mental illness or any type of disability will be deleted. Currently run by one mod, Mod Karkat. If you'd like to join as a mod, let me know! hhhhh inactive

[kintrolls]

I am gluekin and I use glue/glues/glueself pronouns and it's so hard. Whenever I tell someone they joke about eating glue like why can't you just accept ME uwu

Sounds like you’re in a pretty sticky place there anon

[kintrolls]

im kin with mettatons right arm

O: I’m kin with his left leg!! Do you think we could be canonmates??

[kintrolls]

see im kin with a penis and i can feel my astral body all the time so when my family hugs me it's a little awkward

Don’t worry, if i hugged you i would know i was hugging a giant penis and i would love it even more :)

[kintrolls]

I used to be a fetus. Haters will say I'm a fake

i wish more people could be funny like you, whoever you are from however many years ago this ask was sent in

[kintrolls]

I'm laserpointerkin and people are constantly using my kind to play with cats but its so oppressing because they never even ask us if we want our buttons pressed which is RAPE!

[kintrolls]

hello i am icecubekin. i haven't been drinking water for the past 2 weeks because that's technically cannibalism, and water makes me feel sick because i associate it with m*lting. my parents and doctor are getting very worried what should I do

don’t worry boo i’m waterkin we can become one since we are technically the same element

[parakeet]

{this user bought a sheldon cooper mask to alleviate their sheldonkin dysphoria}

[kintrolls]

liek i tried to tel my best friend she was siting on my tail and? she farted? gurl y woud u do that you kno that puts me in such a uncomfertible situatoin and it doesnt make me hapy. i feel leik i shud bury my teeth in her neck yaknow? what do?

HAHAHAHAHA lolz X333 but yeah if she ever does that again tear her apart!!! nobody disrepscts us Kinz like that!!!!!!!

[kintrolls]

I am grasskin and lawnmowerkin and the other day my parents asked me to mow the lawn? Like what? I can't do that I can't use what feels like my sister to kill the grass, which feels like my family but they called me lazy and said that "the damn psychologist isn't working" and made me do it anyway. I am now traumatized by the experience. (Though I feel ashamed to admit that the mowed grass smelled really good.)

ugh!!! god i can’t believe they would dare oppress you liek that... i’m sure it’ll all be okay soon uuwuwwu

[kintrolls]

scr,eeches i’m so so sorry for the super long and unannounced hiatus, i didn’t get on tumblr v much for a long while and when i got back on i kinda sorta forgot that i had this blog??? anyway i’m gonna try not to make up excuses for once so i can answer and queue up the asks that have been sitting in the inbox waiting to be paid attention to

[kintrolls]

fake blog: im transkin and i have literally murdered 3000 cis people. something something trigger warning. dont follow if you have skin

everyone: idk is this fake?? is this real?????? its probably real. i hate marginalised people

[kintrolls]

im homEST uCK KIN!!!!!!! NoOOOWOWOW ONE EL SE CAN b lIKE ME I AM ALL OF HetickHOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FGHIT ME!!!!! O:<<<< B

- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[kintrolls]

...i think i'm a humankin...

OH yuo sweet babby i’m so glad u found out ur tru identity as a hyooman bean uwuwu

- mod karkat

[kintrolls]

my friend claims to be napkinkin... but even i know that thats bullshit. who would ever believe that, obvious fucking troll. but anyway im jolly rancher kin and i get really turned on when people eat jolly ranchers

Well your napkin kin friennd is an obvious fakey fake faker troll but u keep being u, u delifous jolly rancher u uvu uvuv uvbu ubvubu uvuvuvuvuu

- mod karkat

[kintrolls]

i m pumpk-in and halloween triggers me (pump/pumps/pumpself) uww u

Oh gosh!Im sorry you have to deal with ableism evry year :/ itll be over soon, dont worry 💖

- Mod Angel

[kintrolls]

I'm memekin and Tumblr's been low on meme production and I am highly triggered, what should I do?!

Make yr own meme💕

- Mod Angel

[kintrolls]

yOU HRUT MY SHEART!@@@!!@@!!! Sheart = shelf heart IF U DIDN T KNOW CIS SCUM!!!

I'M NOT A CIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!- mod karkat