Not for the short tempered

My love for bright colours and animations will give you a terrible first impression of me, but I'll let you see why on your own. "You are the Hitler of the 21st Century" "You are a fuckwad, get off my internet."

[spikespiegell]

*hears one second of sound from a harry potter movie* are you watching harry potter

[kippersforbreakfast-blog]

*standing in my yard at 4 am*

ME: HOW'S IT FEEL NOW

NEIGHBOR: what the hell is he doing

ME: *shaking tree trying to wake up the birds*

[digg]

[shuseph]

[oknope]

sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies 

[envariant]

jerking off ur sugar daddy like

[painpro]

garnet amethyst and pinkish white

[jordeasy]

[ineffa8le]

things to say during a sex:

i’m ready

did you see my underwear? did you want to?

bring it around town

am i a pretty girl?

be assertive, not in-sertive

… at night

MY LEG

are you feeling it now mr krabs

EEEEEEEVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILL

leedle-leedle-leedle-lee

not when i shift into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE

[redloftwingfeathers]

*seductively takes DS stylus out of mouth like a cigarette* So… i heard you like Pokemon…..

[emperorevan-deactivated20191211]

So my brother texted me

[kippersforbreakfast-blog]

me: *pretty much constantly about to cry*

friend: are you ok?

me: of course I am!! I'm 100% fine, how about you? if you need anyone to talk to, I'm here for you!!!!!!

[oh-my-kudrow]

WHO DID THIS

[officialjiggly]

[officialjiggly]

i found my wedding cake

[higheramerica]

[dabestofmemes]

[carbonatedmustard]

eat the child

[unsolve]

fast!

[drxmatical-deactivated20150813]

unmute this.

[theomnipresentone-deactivated20]

fun ways to spice up your love life

Collect S-K-A-T-E                       Barrel Hunt                             Collect 5 Pilot Wings                   Nosegrind Over The Pipe                 Hit 3 Hangtime Gaps                     Find the Secret Tape