my non charity blog

my real blog

[kipsrealblog]

Bugs of pharloom this is a true blog about pharloom's well being

Hello everyone this blog is ran by the same person who runs the @thehelpersofpharloom blog

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The rules

No nsfw

No racist or sexist blogs

The ooc of this blog is a minor

Tags

#you may speak (asks

#my great word (random posts

#my future subjects (stuff with other blogs

#my great creation (art

#great beasts (stuff related to kip making beasts

#the movement (kip getting people to join him

#March day party (kip making a juice joint for March day

#the real stuff (ooc stuff

[kipsrealblog]

IVE DONE IT IVE MADE A BUG THAT CAN DESTROY THE FURM POPULATION BACK TO WHEN PHARLOOM WAS GLORIOUS!

Anyways these critters are called bell borrowers they were made to deal with the high amount of furms that make it impossible for the bell beasts to eat them all hopefully this can be a step to help pharloom improve into a better kingdom...

[child-of-weaver-and-wyrm]

@phantom-of-the-exhaust-organ

Friend... a request, if I may. For a cup (or two) of what you call "fog juice".

[phantom-of-the-exhaust-organ]

ABDJSBEHSVEYSVESBSJAVWGAVRHGBRJABWIDABJTSVEGAVJD????????

Ahem. Certainly, Spider! I shall brew a fresh batch posthaste!

[child-of-weaver-and-wyrm]

My gratitudes, Phantom.

[roachfeeder-real]

ooh wait hold on… been meaning to get a swig of that stuff for the longest time and yet i never have!

phantom if it ain’t too much of a bother then can i get a glass aswell?

[phantom-of-the-exhaust-organ]

A BOTHER?

Never, my friend! There is plenty to go around!

[spotlight-the-performer]

. . .

Is it alright if I try some as well…?

[phantom-of-the-exhaust-organ]

YOU RECEIVE FOG JUICE!

YOU RECEIVE FOG JUICE!

EVERY TRAVELER SHALL RECEIVE FOG JUICE

[beast-queen-of-deepnest]

Is there a way for me to take some back home with me? I have a friend or two that I would like to subject to- I mean gift this substance to!

[phantom-of-the-exhaust-organ]

I SHALL PREPARE A BEVERAGE VESSEL FOR TRAVEL POSTHASTE

[kipsrealblog]

Can I have some? It's been a rough week

[phantom-of-the-exhaust-organ]

Certainly, but, ah—I fear this may not be the beverage thou believes it is… its effects may only damper thine emotions…

[kipsrealblog]

I'll still take it...

[child-of-weaver-and-wyrm]

@phantom-of-the-exhaust-organ

Friend... a request, if I may. For a cup (or two) of what you call "fog juice".

[phantom-of-the-exhaust-organ]

ABDJSBEHSVEYSVESBSJAVWGAVRHGBRJABWIDABJTSVEGAVJD????????

Ahem. Certainly, Spider! I shall brew a fresh batch posthaste!

[child-of-weaver-and-wyrm]

My gratitudes, Phantom.

[roachfeeder-real]

ooh wait hold on… been meaning to get a swig of that stuff for the longest time and yet i never have!

phantom if it ain’t too much of a bother then can i get a glass aswell?

[phantom-of-the-exhaust-organ]

A BOTHER?

Never, my friend! There is plenty to go around!

[spotlight-the-performer]

. . .

Is it alright if I try some as well…?

[phantom-of-the-exhaust-organ]

YOU RECEIVE FOG JUICE!

YOU RECEIVE FOG JUICE!

EVERY TRAVELER SHALL RECEIVE FOG JUICE

[beast-queen-of-deepnest]

Is there a way for me to take some back home with me? I have a friend or two that I would like to subject to- I mean gift this substance to!

[phantom-of-the-exhaust-organ]

I SHALL PREPARE A BEVERAGE VESSEL FOR TRAVEL POSTHASTE

[kipsrealblog]

Can I have some? It's been a rough week

[kipsrealblog]

*kip looks at a letter*

...

*it's been a month since it arrived*

He's gone....

[joe-chungus]

Moot check up!!

@redtheredheadeddemon @victoria33787 @kcookiez @anaa15 @annathedreamer11 @iiiidleteen @pluraldinosaur543 @yurifulofjoy @z0mbi3gvtzzz @literalleah @lastsoulonearth @eyelessmari

How are yall feeling today? :33

[redtheredheadeddemon]

im alive

yall guyz alive??

@smthrelatedtotswift @wr1bs @shuichisdarkmistress @z0mbi3gvtzzz

[shuichisdarkmistress]

alive and well!!

tags: @lifecouldbeworsecalvin, @n3cr0crunk, @yukihirop-is-not-human, @cinnabrwonie, @redtheredheadeddemon @itsmeanatastia @pgeorgiemain, @sarosno1fan, @bxttxrflx, @bluenerdd34, @victoria33787, @goldenrat3, @xyourlonelywriterx, @hellicities, @raer0se, @spencer-reid-is-so--me, @emludavis, @screamerinajar, @thatgirlthathauntsyourdreams, @atlas-hates-geography, @chatimcookedfr, @thejesterfrog, @charmyontop3, @hanseltheidiot, @velvetinerabb1t @def-not-chrissy, @komokiri, @alpheiamoth

[alpheiamoth]

Surviving

@honeyed-dew69 @kcookiez @bthecasualdoofus + open tags

[honeyed-dew69]

Alive and somewhat well!

@schrodinger-ka-billa @tenshiiiiiiiiiiiiii @floweyrosie @dustsansm2

how yall doin

[floweyrosie]

Alive, a little carsick but alive !!!!

@jellyfishhyy @otakusheep15 @itsdesssuyo + open tags

How r u guys 👁👁

[itsdesssuyo]

hella sleep deprived and working on some art

@rasp-de-berry @ravenbc @xiaxiaoo @neodith @sothisish0witends @misteria247

What's the status report Kowalski 🌻

[sothisish0witends]

Tired.

@katarithekat @istanthecapitalisticoctopusboy @misteria247 @the-legend-of-zzzzzz @gilmore-ezekiel @yourlovelyliss @not-kamenx @az-the-knight @afafsjhdfhiudf @ppickles4

How's it goin guys^^

[istanthecapitalisticoctopusboy]

I'm existing

@beccahasarrived @beansandsausages32 @anouko @nolisfreakysillyrobes2012 @the-bone-eating-vulture @thekingofkaumidy @mult1star @rine091 + anyone I forgot

STATUS REPORT

[zeehasarrived]

alive, depressed, and in LOVVVEEEE ✋🥹

@ilikeknivesalot @queerjarreadyforwar @istanthecapitalisticoctopusboy @sharxxybaitxdd @spookthelilguy @jello-the-frog @marbled-pulse y'all alive?

[queerjarreadyforwar]

lowk wish i wasn’t. but wtvr.

@biologynerd13 @cobaltjet @duck-from-heaven-official @not-offical-offical

[cobaltjet]

Questioning my emotional stability

@favorite-jest3r @estherskitsandmore-kaigaku @echothevessel @shadow-ember16 @600rainbros @violetrosiecookiesleepydemon @kokushiboupm1-rebooted @that-one-transmasc-dumbass @ashgiyu @erroneousaure777

how about yall? Doin’ alright?

[echothevessel]

I doin otay :3

scheming evily for pharloomblr plans >:]

@thehollowmite @bi-25 @mediocre-mothman @erroneousaure777 (shh ik u were already tagged) @ninja-beeveevee

how abt u bros? :)

[ajithink]

fuck you I’m answering even if I wasn’t tagged

Anyways, I’m doing good! My aus of my goobers have overtaken my brain and I need to draw one of them now TwT

Uhhh

@jaithink @jakejavu @totallylikenotzilly @probablynotwest and others

How you doing?

[jakejavu-offical]

Good, thank you~ <3

@grandexcessivecoremode @unnamed-fusion @hdeahd @canigetahoyay

How is everyone doing, on this fine morning~?

[kipsrealblog]

Doing alright

@chef-lugoli-official @child-of-weaver-and-wyrm @band-of-odd-ones @xero-the-reborn

Happy sanit paddys day

[kipsrealblog]

*kip walks to the old warehouse two bellbarts behind him*

Alright time to get to work

( @bugkisser-flea @grindle-official )

[aces-and-ashes]

Silly thing I made based on the thread I saw with @child-of-weaver-and-wyrm stabbing Caesar because this interaction made me cackle SO MUCH GSHXHXHXHSJ-

[child-of-weaver-and-wyrm]

oops

[juliuscaesar-offical]

oops indeed, spider. You’ve summoned all of Pharloomblr against me.

[grey-washere]

[grey-washere]

[juliuscaesar-offical]

It would take 22 more incisions to truly render me dead.

[grey-washere]

lemme just call the horde

[juliuscaesar-offical]

Oh please, it’s not like a popular person with a sword also…knows people with pointy objects… I may have made a grave mistake.

[phantom-of-the-exhaust-organ]

DICTATOR SPOTTED.

IMPALING COMMENCED.

[juliuscaesar-offical]

omg THE phantom silksong reblogged my post.

(2/23 stabs inflicted)

[seams-and-threads]

(stab)

[juliuscaesar-offical]

(3/23)

[a-little-wandering-bug]

I heard we're stabbing this guy?

I WANT IN

[juliuscaesar-offical]

4/23

[silk-boss-twine]

DONT FORGET ABOUT ME!!!

WMWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!

*stab*

[juliuscaesar-offical]

5/23

[juliuscaesar-offical]

6/23

[juliuscaesar-offical]

7 and 8/23

If you kill me I’ll reveal my identity

[the-flickering-wanderer]

WHY IS THERE A GODDAMN STRANGE DICTATOR OUTSIDE MY HOUSE

*stab*

[juliuscaesar-offical]

10/23

[mantis-sisters-of-battle]

If all three of us stab you does it cohnt as one or three?

Eh, who cares, lets stab a bitch!

*stab*

*stab*

*stab*

[juliuscaesar-offical]

ow

ow

ow

14/23

[partialpablo]

Lemme try again

With a knife this time!

[juliuscaesar-offical]

18/23

[silk-official]

is this a viable stab..

[juliuscaesar-offical]

19/23

*caesar starts coughing blood

is that all you got, puny bugs?

[mapmaker-vess0l]

*Casseopea doesn't need to say or do much else. They swing their warpick down on a certain Roman senator's foot.*

[juliuscaesar-offical]

21/23

[juliuscaesar-offical]

23/23

Ow, the pain. To think such feeble creatures could harm me, the great, benevolent, terrifying, beautiful, sensual, diligent, Gaius Julius Caesar!

[the-turkoshaj]

We already hit 23 stabs but... Oh well.

*CHOMP*

[flea-awoo]

Just because we beat him doesn’t mean we gotta stop stabbing!

[creige-bartender-of-halfway-home]

QUICKLY! BEFORE THE MONARCH CAN REVIVE THEM

[kipsrealblog]

Can I have a go? *pulls put slikshot*

[bugkisser-flea]

*kip walks over a bill in his pocket and a smile on his face*

Hey jig

@kipsrealblog

Ou! Hellow! Wassup? Hehe!

[kipsrealblog]

I bought a warehouse in greymoor and...I wanna use it for a few drinks this March day, and I need some workers ill give you a cut of the money if you'll be my look out we don't want to citadel to find out do we?

[bugkisser-flea]

Ou!! That’s awesome! Of course I can helps! :D

[kipsrealblog]

Great! And try to get more bugs on board this is more than two bug job

[bugkisser-flea]

I can trie! don't worry! :D

[kipsrealblog]

Thanks...and the warehouse is the old one that is also a windmill

[bugkisser-flea]

*kip walks over a bill in his pocket and a smile on his face*

Hey jig

@kipsrealblog

Ou! Hellow! Wassup? Hehe!

[kipsrealblog]

I bought a warehouse in greymoor and...I wanna use it for a few drinks this March day, and I need some workers ill give you a cut of the money if you'll be my look out we don't want to citadel to find out do we?

[bugkisser-flea]

Ou!! That’s awesome! Of course I can helps! :D

[kipsrealblog]

Great! And try to get more bugs on board this is more than two bug job

[kipsrealblog]

it start raining lifeblood

*kip pulls out an umbrella*

What the hell is this?

[bugkisser-flea]

*kip walks over a bill in his pocket and a smile on his face*

Hey jig

@kipsrealblog

Ou! Hellow! Wassup? Hehe!

[kipsrealblog]

I bought a warehouse in greymoor and...I wanna use it for a few drinks this March day, and I need some workers ill give you a cut of the money if you'll be my look out we don't want to citadel to find out do we?

[kipsrealblog]

So how much for this place

Around 10 pale rosaires

Make it 5 and we'll have a deal

6

....deal

Though I must say that it's a little dusty

Well it is an old silk werehouse

Makes sense *kip pulls out 6 pale rosariers*

[kipsrealblog]

...I can't take this....everyone is annoying and keep getting lifeblood in them

[westeggsocial]

Reblog and I’ll give you a song that fits your blog.

[kipsrealblog]

;3

[vicious-caranid]

Rest easy big fella

@kipsrealblog

[The wind was still.]

[kipsrealblog]

*some flowers are dropped down, white roses from shellwood*

[charmmaker-snapdragon]

I need two charms made

One to let me have a shorter slikshot reload time

And one for luck in beast breeding as alot of them die before I can get a look

I cannot assist you with beast breeding, that is against my morals, but I can make one for your first wish.

Quickring

Makes the bearer's ranged weapons reload faster.

[kipsrealblog]

Thank you. I hope to use your service again soon..