Hiii!!!!

He/Him! But I won't be angry if you use other stuff

[michael-afton-posting]

I think we're gonna have to kill this guy @kirby-posting

[kirby-posting]

Darn... (~_~;)

[louie-posting]

Opinion towards Kirby?

I mean,you two have some similarity so...

feel like I could cook that pink thing into an omelette and press a fork down and liquid pink come up like the yolk. maybe taste like candy. or berries I give it to brittany see if she explodes

[kirby-posting]

Um...

I grilled! Wanna come try it?

[kirby-posting]

🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊

WAAAAAAAAAAA—! 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊 ─=≡Σ((( つ＞＜)つ

[kirby-posting]

Going to the store I'll be back soon! ~ヾ(＾∇＾)

[olimar-posting]

Hmm...

[avo-posting]

what...?

[kirby-posting]

woah! (_｡✪ ✪)_

[kirby-posting]

so like... how did the car taste.

Rusty!

[kirby-posting]

Kiiiirby the hat and the little white flower guy want me to commit mass murder 🥺🥺🥺 can I please

@marx-posting

(｡･-･)

[kirby-posting]

Kiiiirby would you be mad at me if I committed a federal offense against the Kingdom of Dreamland?

@marx-posting

Hold on I need to look up some words in the dictionary, one second!

[kirby-posting]

🏳️‍🌈?

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈!!!!!!!!

♡〜٩( ˃▿˂ )۶〜♡

[kirby-posting]

here pink one have a staff, go commit god homicide

But there's no gods here to kill! (-_-;;)

[kirby-posting]

(pretend this is anonymous ok?)

Eat your yummy Purple Chaos Drive ..

₍´˶• ~ • ₎ I don't think I'm s'posed to eat stuff with chaos in it...

[amyrose-posting]

Chaos Drives aren't edible anyways! Chao don't eat them, they just consume their power!

[kirby-posting]

I can consume a whole lotta stuff for power!

[amyrose-posting]

Hm .. then maybe you could eat it? You'd just get better at flying with the purple ones .. it'd be an interesting thing to see! Tails would love to know what happens!

[kirby-posting]

Mnng.... Well, I guess I could try it out. You don't seem like a bad person, so it'll probably be ok!

[amyrose-posting]

Oh geez, I'd hope I don't give off a bad vibe .. ! Don't worry, if anything goes wrong, Amy Rose is here! I'm super strong!

[kirby-posting]

Ok! Eating it then! („• ֊ •„)੭" ૮₍ ˶•⤙•˶ ₎ა

[amyrose-posting]

[Suddenly .. !]

[.. nothing happens.]

Oh! Weird .. I expected at least something to happen! Do you .. feel any different?

[kirby-posting]

[Kirby scrunches his face up in concentration]

Uhh, I feel sorta buzzy? Like if someone put just a little electricity in me but not enough to do anything. Does that happen always? Do I look and different? (;𖦹ㅁ𖦹)

[He does a little spin around, simultaneously trying to get a look at himself while giving Amy a chance to look as well.]

[amyrose-posting]

Not that I can tell .. ! Usually it doesn't physically impact a Chao- you'd need tiny animals to do that- but you should be able to .. fly better? Can you fly?

[Trying to get a good look at Kirby's back, he shrugs.]

Unless you're not normally pink and round, I'd say nothing changed, lil' guy! I guess that makes sense .. drives don't impact us, either!

[kirby-posting]

[Kirby huffs, a little frustrated by this confusing situation]

No, but I feel weird! That usually means it should do something! I always look different after I do stuff like this!

Maybe we can try again?

[amyrose-posting]

Hm .. I guess I do have a few drives sitting around! I was hoping there'd be Chao on this planet, ehehe ..

[From seemingly nowhere, several purple Chaos Drives pop out in front of Amy.]

Here! Don't get sick, okay?

[kirby-posting]

[Kirby pokes at the drives, and watches as they roll and clink against one another. Then, he opens his mouth, sucking them right up with no hesitation.]

[He smiles at Amy, then swallows, and finally the weird feeling goes away, replaced by the tingly feeling and slight burst of light he's begin to associate with copy abilities, though reaching up to his head, he fails to find any sort of hat, and his nubs remain weapon-free.]

I think it did something, maybe? I can't really tell. Usually it's more obvious for me, but I think maybe it's different since these aren't from here...? (´˶><)੭

[kirby-posting]

(pretend this is anonymous ok?)

Eat your yummy Purple Chaos Drive ..

₍´˶• ~ • ₎ I don't think I'm s'posed to eat stuff with chaos in it...

[amyrose-posting]

Chaos Drives aren't edible anyways! Chao don't eat them, they just consume their power!

[kirby-posting]

I can consume a whole lotta stuff for power!

[amyrose-posting]

Hm .. then maybe you could eat it? You'd just get better at flying with the purple ones .. it'd be an interesting thing to see! Tails would love to know what happens!

[kirby-posting]

Mnng.... Well, I guess I could try it out. You don't seem like a bad person, so it'll probably be ok!

[amyrose-posting]

Oh geez, I'd hope I don't give off a bad vibe .. ! Don't worry, if anything goes wrong, Amy Rose is here! I'm super strong!

[kirby-posting]

Ok! Eating it then! („• ֊ •„)੭" ૮₍ ˶•⤙•˶ ₎ა

[amyrose-posting]

[Suddenly .. !]

[.. nothing happens.]

Oh! Weird .. I expected at least something to happen! Do you .. feel any different?

[kirby-posting]

[Kirby scrunches his face up in concentration]

Uhh, I feel sorta buzzy? Like if someone put just a little electricity in me but not enough to do anything. Does that happen always? Do I look and different? (;𖦹ㅁ𖦹)

[He does a little spin around, simultaneously trying to get a look at himself while giving Amy a chance to look as well.]

[amyrose-posting]

Not that I can tell .. ! Usually it doesn't physically impact a Chao- you'd need tiny animals to do that- but you should be able to .. fly better? Can you fly?

[Trying to get a good look at Kirby's back, he shrugs.]

Unless you're not normally pink and round, I'd say nothing changed, lil' guy! I guess that makes sense .. drives don't impact us, either!

[kirby-posting]

[Kirby huffs, a little frustrated by this confusing situation]

No, but I feel weird! That usually means it should do something! I always look different after I do stuff like this!

Maybe we can try again?

[louie-posting]

Ok but, what DO you taste like? I'm still wondering after we asked each other in messages!

-@kirby-posting

viscera. maybe carrot

[kirby-posting]

Hey, what're abdomens and intestine? ₍´˶• _ • ₎

[dailyquests]

Kill that Stupid Clown.

[strike-n-brawl-deactivated20250]

[kirby-posting]

Kirby .. are you eating literal Chaos .. do I need to tell someone?

- @elfilin-posting

It's ok! It didn't do anything! And, and, I've got my new friend Amy here to make sure I'm ok too!

[kirby-posting]

(pretend this is anonymous ok?)

Eat your yummy Purple Chaos Drive ..

₍´˶• ~ • ₎ I don't think I'm s'posed to eat stuff with chaos in it...

[amyrose-posting]

Chaos Drives aren't edible anyways! Chao don't eat them, they just consume their power!

[kirby-posting]

I can consume a whole lotta stuff for power!

[amyrose-posting]

Hm .. then maybe you could eat it? You'd just get better at flying with the purple ones .. it'd be an interesting thing to see! Tails would love to know what happens!

[kirby-posting]

Mnng.... Well, I guess I could try it out. You don't seem like a bad person, so it'll probably be ok!

[amyrose-posting]

Oh geez, I'd hope I don't give off a bad vibe .. ! Don't worry, if anything goes wrong, Amy Rose is here! I'm super strong!

[kirby-posting]

Ok! Eating it then! („• ֊ •„)੭" ૮₍ ˶•⤙•˶ ₎ა

[amyrose-posting]

[Suddenly .. !]

[.. nothing happens.]

Oh! Weird .. I expected at least something to happen! Do you .. feel any different?

[kirby-posting]

[Kirby scrunches his face up in concentration]

Uhh, I feel sorta buzzy? Like if someone put just a little electricity in me but not enough to do anything. Does that happen always? Do I look and different? (;𖦹ㅁ𖦹)

[He does a little spin around, simultaneously trying to get a look at himself while giving Amy a chance to look as well.]

[elfilinpostinggone]

what makes you think you can eat anything Kirby can. Kirby eats cars.

he freaking What ..

[kirby-posting]

Mmhmph hmmhph!

[elfilinpostinggone]

Kirby!! Spit that out!! I know what you used the truck for- but you shouldn't Eat them!! So much rust ..

[kirby-posting]