huck or any names, 20s, any pronouns
personal website: https://portfiend.quest personal text posts: @sapari art blog: @plentyeyes fediverse: https://lethallava.land/@SAPARi
gimme you fucking money:
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@huckleton
huck or any names, 20s, any pronouns
personal website: https://portfiend.quest personal text posts: @sapari art blog: @plentyeyes fediverse: https://lethallava.land/@SAPARi
gimme you fucking money:
Comradery (recurring) kofi (one-time) commissions
if i had a dick i would love to have a disappointing orgasm in the shower while thinking of something or someone that i felt i should not be thinking about & then stand under the water with my forehead against a wall watching the proof of my guilt & shame go down the drain
The insight I get into the female mind thanks to this website is amazing.
not a female 👍
pause everybody take notes. real trans ally
this ones a classic even tho i really really really wish it was not
can’t stop reading this over and over
reverse solipsism: everyone else has a vibrant interior life but I'm just a passive observer
clever girl! so proud of her
I wish zeppelins were still a widely available means of transport, I'd love to travel the world on an amazing dirigible circuit
i see a curved penis and i want to fix that shit. it's not that it's gross i just bet an hour in a bench vice would make that shit shoot straight. i wanna comically spin the handle and wrench it tight with the skill of a shop teacher that's been doing this for years. safety goggles on. heavy duty gloves. op! be careful of the clenching back there. that's how Ms. Paradise lost a pinky in college.
I suppose this exposes my ignorance and inexperience. I suggest we normalize the use of the penis vice so that we can curve and straighten cocks to our own unique tastes. They can be 3D printed with an aposable skeleton so that they can be curved. I have included a mockup down below.
op i regret to inform you that the curve is so inherent that it persists even when you flip it inside out, turn it into a vagina, and stick a ramrod straight dilator into it for 30 minutes 4 times per day for several months.
(they don't usually give you an MRI 4 months after bottom surgery, i just happened to need one for unrelated reasons)
girl why is your pussy trying to take me on the road less traveled. fucking that thing i hear google maps say "exit left." trying to hit your spot but your pussy said that's not part of the guided tour. your shit is so twisted the people's joker took it to her doctor saying "like this please." I KNOW she WILL be comin around the mountain when she comes! i always wanted a girl who turned heads, but this is ridiculous!!!
sucking dick is demeaning
De meaning of life 😎
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He looks like he’s trying so hard to be a fearsome bird of prey and I’m so proud of him even if he wasn’t successful.
Tiny fluff ball of DEATH
AHHHH I THOUGHT THIS WAS A KESTREL BUT ITS AN AFRICAN PYGMY FALCON
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
"You can now sort your likes from oldest to newest on web and iOS. Do you remember what your first liked post was?"
oh dear
oh its bad back there.
one of my friends started going on dates with her mailman but he cut things off and now it's like a situation where she's seeing her "ex" (lack of better term) like every day because he's her mailman
don't date your coworkers = normal advice
don't date your mailman = we need to work on this one
those two scottish cunts are mad for walking 500 miles and then 500 more but when you think about how much an uber costs they start talking sense