Giddy up, son

Guten Tag, this is Casper Keep safe and ignore everything that slips from my fingers. This including. Don't bother asking wether this blog has a concept or not it ran away at some Point ok

[royalbelial]

When I die…

… plant catnip on my grave. I want to be visited by lots and lots of cats.

[noonymoon]

this changes everything

[kirschsteinspucken]

uni may have gotten me depressed and fat again but it also got me this stupid big ass dog so checkmate

[c3rvida3]

That study that says drinking coffee makes your boobs smaller is absolutely false, because were that the case, my ribcage would clip through my chest like I went to Todd Howard for top surgery.

[mago-emplumado]

Varric lied. The companions are not as hot as he makes them seem. In fact they are very average people with very average features. Fenris in reality wears practical armor instead of that skin tight leather suit. Isabela’s boobs are not that big. Merrill is ripped and can body press hawke’s mabari. Anders does not even wear feathers. All lies to protect his friends identities.

[shieldmaiden-of-rivendell]

I see this and raise you: DA:2 is visualized from Cassandra’s perspective, and Cassandra is horny on main

[mago-emplumado]

I like this better ^

[akawaru]

If u haven’t cried in a math class you’re not allowed to follow me. Mathematical illiterates on this blog ONLY

[primarybufferpanel]

This one goes into the same file of iconic words as ‘Die mad about it’

Weird hill to die on, but at least you’re dead.

[amargedom]

“Sometimes I feel like a caretaker of a museum — a huge, empty museum where no one ever comes, and I’m watching over it for no one but myself.”

— Haruki Murakami, Pinball, 1973 (via goodreadss)

[squiddlysquoo]

[girlslikegirls-vk]

[carfuckerlynch]

due to personal reasons i’ll be

[corporealformdenier]

i’m a simple person; anything happens, i cry

[loreweaver-universe]

I just had a realization.

Vegeta knows what “clown” means.

Saiyans had clowns.

[radiotopia]

yes at least one, his name is vegeta

[vladtheunfollower]

[fetidmoppet]

[venomtots]

Real talk though has anyone else just thrown away a whole Tupperware container bc you left food in there for way too long and now you’re afraid to open it?

[but-the-library-of-alexandria]

the thing about writing fantasy stories is that language is so based on history that it can be hard to decide how far suspension of disbelief can carry you word-choice wise - what do you call a french braid in a world with no france? can a queen ann neckline be described if there was no queen ann? where do you draw the line? can you use the word platonic if plato never existed? can you name a character chris in a land without christianity? can you even say ‘bungalow’ in a world where there was no indian language for the word to originate from? is there a single word in any language that doesn’t have a story behind it? to be accurate a fantasy story would be written in a fantasy language but who has the time for that

[a-kite-dancing-in-a-hurricane]

Tolkien had the time apparently

[misbehavingmaiar]

LIsten. Linguistics Georg, who invented over 10,000 conlangs each day, is an outlier and should not have been counted. 

[celes7ial-deactivated20180319]

she’s gonna pass her classes and she’s gonna graduate

[ablogofnature]

Who

[celes7ial-deactivated20180319]

the girl reading this