[skelkankaos]

Because of the unpredictable nature of chatbots, there's always a risk of their posts getting nuked from reddit so I needed to take a screenshot to make sure that my favourite AI generated post of all time will always be safe

[ceausescue]

applying for jobs seems to mostly consist of lying and submitting to indignities, which is whatever. but it is very difficult for me to override my innate instinct that anyone demanding i write a cover letter has insulted me so greatly that the only way to retain my honor is violence

[c3rvida3]

Does anybody recommend anything? Just in general. Thanks.

[creepycrag]

jsyk if we've ever had a positive interaction you can summon me for boss fights

[blackpyrefly]

"what if things were different" is a poisoned well and drinking from it will kill you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[logicbutton]

lowkey keeping an eye on the camilla hect tag in case anyone gets inspired to draw her using Indian wrestler Vinesh Phogat as a reference

I am just saying

[arithmonym]

yeah ianthe did all that but have you considered she was also dealing with being twenty-two.

[troutlawyer]

Grandmas were so right about puzzles and knitting and crocheting and solitaire and reading slow and slippers and baking and watching deer in the backyard send post

[neenarchive]

people are so mean about horror movie victims like. sorry but if i had gone to a cabin in the woods with my friends as a teenager you couldn't have stopped us from reading aloud from the evil tome. how were they supposed to know the ancient curse was real they're like 17

[orangerosebush]

[is-this-fascism]

first base is murdering you. second base is ressurecting you from the grave. third base is murdering you a second time

[ironicallyresurrected]

griddlehark comic i may never finish but its fine its fine

[terrierfan123]

Sometimes I put my face up against my dog while he's sleeping to feel his little lungs expand and his little heart beat and I am struck by the beauty of of life and the miracle of nature to evolve for thousands of years just to create one little guy and put him in my house

[kosmogrl]

"find something that doesn't feel like work to you" so close! everything feels like work because I just want to be at home doing nothing and to go on walks

[victusinveritas]

[kawareo]

I had chickens. They remember exactly who they are.

[wolfythewitch]

This too shall pass but like holy fuck

[lilcontinent-deactivated2015070]

[konoko]

"you're so sweet" thanks i have abandonment issues