idiot cleric

[he/him][gay][18+ ONLY! NO MINORS, PLEASE!!]

[earthnashes]

Some Undertale doodles I did for fun! :3

[nicccpicc]

cringe eggs-husband

[sorlagpussy]

howdy

[zwagyzonk]

[arcadechan]

here’s to more crabs (good ones)

[askfallenroyalty]

Unfortunately the other way out of this house seems to be directly parallel to the front door. You'd still have to be extremely careful to get out that way!

[lostcryptids]

[brutalistarchitecture2]

[pointnclick]

Bitches are in my Labyrinth. Trying to fuck my minotaur.

[pwesident]

please let me into the labyrinth i prommy i won’t fuck the minotaur

[pointnclick]

Not falling for that one again

[pwesident]

[astraldemise]

when i die i want to be a goat when i come back i want to look like some wouldst thou like to live deliciously bitch i want some cunt driving by my field to see me and think to themselves that thats a bad omen right there

[astraldemise]

why am i not this

[cutual]

grimes looks unwashed

[cutual]

[catchymemes]

[emphatical-opt-out-blog]

he’d then turn him into a delicious stew. call it ‘chienne de souris blanche qui aurait dû y réfléchir à deux fois’

[thesingeseries-deactivated20230]

[catball]

eating him

[catball]

the rule of eating him is whenever you see it you have to say eating him

[fon-master-ion]

eating him

[catball]

thank you eating him

[curesforwritersblock]

spotify watching me listen to megan thee stallion, doja cat, marina, and lorde all in the span of an hour:

[ladyheart-deactivated20210919]

Actually Spotify looks like this while it watches you listen to four very popular musicians on the top 100 charts.

[bryansomething]

Same vibes

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

Just had a fag moment

[jturn]

In America they call it a smoke break

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

im american this post is about sucking cock

[uesp]

Did You Know: There are usually four different spouse reactions types to houses you can live in; Arrogant, Neutral, Nord, or Orc? The reactions for a player-built house, for example:

Arrogant: “Fine, when we’re not fending off attacks by wolves. Or bears. Or giant spiders. Honestly, what were you thinking, sending us out here?”

Neutral: “Fine, love. I think the fresh air does wonders for all of us, and this house… it’s just perfect.”

Nord: “Fine, fine. Living out here on our own will take some getting used to, but I think it’ll be good for us.”

Orc: “Better than ever. Nothing like living off the land to teach you how to fight, how to survive. We’ll have a little warrior on our hands in no time.”

[an-alarming-number-of-bees]

Once again, Orcs prove to be the superior option.

[sindri42]

non-orcs: the house you built for me with your own hands is fine… I guess…

orcs: this place is awesome but it’s gonna be even better once we’ve fucked on every horizontal surface

[bowzdoodlebits]

Asgore