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What used to be a Zelda blog. Now it's just this....

[deadrlngers]

RESIDENT EVIL 4 REMAKE – March 24, 2023.

[weaver-z]

GAME OF THE YEAR 2022

[milfsagainstroadhead-deactivate]

[uglythug5000bce-deactivated2021]

If someone feeds me dry beef with only water as seasoning I’m stealing something out of their house

[lesbianveronicaquaife-deactivat]

[blazingsnark]

[darthlordcommie]

via @unpretty​ #god it's so DRY#first of all there's too much meat for that pan#so it's greying instead of browning#if it doesn't actually get crispy brown bits on it#you have probably crowded your pan#SECOND of all#if you are removing fat from ground beef#you have to scoop it out with a spoon#BECAUSE#not only do you want to leave a certain amount of fat coating the meat#so that it is not DRY AND UNPLEASANT#but also#GREASE DOESN'T GO DOWN THE DRAIN#WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU#DON'T POUR GREASE DOWN THE DRAIN#IT HARDENS INTO FATBERGS IT RUINS YOUR PIPES AND THE SEWER SYSTEM#NEVER EVER POUR GREASE DOWN THE DRAIN#even if you don't care about flavor and just want some dry grey protein#(in which case why not just use a can of black beans??? it's cheaper and subs for ground beef easy)#you should never put your ground beef in a colander because THEN YOU ARE POURING GREASE DOWN THE DRAIN#DON'T EVER DO THAT#scoop the grease into an old coffee mug and when it hardens throw it in the trash 

Some important details. Because there’s no faster way to fuck up your water system than to dump grease into it.

[solitarelee]

No human language has a word for the feeling I got when she put beef into a colander and started pouring the grease down the sink and RINSING THE BEEF???? God this is why I don't trust ppl in nutrition programs

[exciting]

fights I would pay to see: sigmund “everyone is attracted to someone” freud vs John “sexual desire is evil and cereal can and will fix it” Kellogg

[moonlitdremr]

Asked my mom who both has a MA in psychology and currently works for Kellogg’s to weigh in for the hell of it

[dwagom]

enemies to lovers 500K slowburn

[toastbutteregg]

[hollowboobtheory]

if you are a game designer and you force me to kill wolves AND you have them make sad puppy noises I'm killing you

[choicelessflope]

see this never happens in spider solitaire for windows

[meetthehelper]

by talos this can’t be happening

[newtonpermetersquare]

The Genetics

[valtsv]

if i got put in a jigsaw trap and survived i wouldnt learn anything id just be like well that was fucked up lol

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

HOLY SHIT WATCH OUT FOR THAT BRICK!!!!!!!!

[just-shower-thoughts]

If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday it could also be known as “2’s Day”

[the-daily-echo-deactivated20170]

DUDE

[diishii]

CLUB GOIN UP

ON A 

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[godspeedyoublackemperor]

loose, foot loose

put on your fuckin

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

you people are gonna put me out of a job

[filibusterfrog]

plague doctor types

[howloopyisthat]

[bishonen]

[notallmensheviks]

where’s austin powers

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[phantomrose96]

"NFTs are IMAGES you can BUY and OWN with MONEY that you--" shut up. shut the fuck up. we already HAVE DeviantArt adoptables what the fuck are you on about? what are you reinventing? adoptables that ALSO fuck up the planet? shut up. I'm including a link to a deviantart profile with "plz" in its name whose icon is a specific gif of an anime girl shaking her head in disgust at you.

[commandtower-solring-go]

Tech Weirdos reverse engineer art

[2xlee]

Horsegirl and Fairyboy