tongue-bath him like a cat 'til his curls lay flat

B, 20s, white

[clytemnestraaa]

the evidence for shane being secretly a switch is that on the vegas rooftop scene he goes “nevermind. okay.” and then walks away down the steps and then stops like 15 feet away and holds out his hand and says “see you next season.” that’s the funniest power move. he’s such a child emperor. you there peasant, walk down these 4 steps and shake my hand. i bet he loves holding the door open for people when they’re a little too far away and watching them jog to him.

[alanqar-nader]

when did you join tumblr? (don't vote without reblogging)

before 2010

2010-2013

2013-2016

2016-2019

after 2020

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[alanqar-nader]

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[alanqar-nader]

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[hotvampireadjacent]

Nader's family needs medical and psychological support due to the ongoing war in Gaza. The bombing continues, and there are daily casualties. Nader's father is battling cancer, and they desperately need money to cover his medical expenses and survive. If each of my followers donates by selling dollars, we can greatly help this family. Please donate now if you can.

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[triangleguy]

my bad. turns off my perpetual motion dog catapulting machine

[dogpuppy]

[bunniope]

i skink therefore i scram...!

[bunniope]

[pukicho]

Dear lord. Deliver unto me some cool shit. Some cool-ass shit. Thanks.

[thewintermusketeer]

Truly incredible how age means nothing to me until its my older sibling. And then im sending messages about her crumbling to dust on their 30th

[thewintermusketeer]

@i-love-too-much-stuff-to-say

[thewintermusketeer]

The absolute cringe of trying to organise a leaving pissup for yourself when you know you've been a insular cunt

[thewintermusketeer]

Truly incredible how age means nothing to me until its my older sibling. And then im sending messages about her crumbling to dust on their 30th

[thewintermusketeer]

Bus payment system was down AND no-one else got on the bus the whole time i was on it. Limo service for me free of charge babey

[pingo1387]

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

Waking up from a nap and still having a headache is so unfair. You were supposed to save me.

[commodorecliche]

[3000s]

[hintsofhoney]

i’ll let you lick the lollipop 🍭

[danatron1]

Hi real quick does anyone have the cat gif that goes like this

[sir-josh-of-art-deactivated2024]

Found and saved one from this very hellsite:

[virtuevistavalley]

You're lying to me. That's a squid

[calva-daily]

Diego Calva as Teddy Dos Santos in The Night Manager (2026)

[cottoncandylesbo]

kid at work threw a huge temper tantrum flailing on the floor then stood up and immediately sang crank that by soulja boy perfectly