tongue-bath him like a cat 'til his curls lay flat

B, 20s, white

[cottoncandylesbo]

kid at work threw a huge temper tantrum flailing on the floor then stood up and immediately sang crank that by soulja boy perfectly

[gael-garcia]

María Mercedes Coroy in La Llorona (2019 🇬🇹, Jayro Bustamante)

[ispyspookymansion]

i like a trans headcanon as much as the next guy but sometimes it really boils down to “that character has not had enough agency and/or introspective freedom in their life to have transitioned by the time we meet them in their story”

[ca314159bara]

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

[experienceandobservation]

Manny Jacinto | "Freakier Friday" UK Premiere | July 31, 2025

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[jarnt8]

This is how it must feel to have the gift of prophecy

[cuntylestat]

everybody listen to mnek turn straight men gay NOW ‼️

[victusinveritas]

[crunchin]

embraced by mama's serpentine neck...

[collapsedsquid]

@argumate

[argumate]

[libraryleopard]

my sister (massive hotd fan) didn't appreciate me saying that tom glynn-carney "looks like the someone they'd cast as young wormtongue in a lord of the rings prequel" so i had to quickly whip out canva to prove my point

[contemptible-scoundrel]

is high jump kicking peoples dogs punk

[lord-of-the-noodles]

no, to punk is to love

[contemptible-scoundrel]

I love to high jump kick peoples dogs

[drlombriz]

won’t a high jump kick miss most dogs? they’re usually kinda low to the ground

[contemptible-scoundrel]

whats not clicking

[butchorder]

Butch & Butch Bait, Manchester, 2026

[graceebooks]

the moral of heated rivalry is that yes, he will still love you even if you DO just repeatedly guess random afflictions he could be referring to when he tries to tell you his father is sick instead of simply letting him explain the situation

[ticklefighthockey]

@sprylittleboy this made me laugh out loud

[cookie-sheet-toboggan]

baby girl I don't know what that acronym means. it would be so sexy of you to write out that piece of media's name in its entirety. Just the one time for momma please.

[teddydossantos]

Diego Calva as Teddy Dos Santos

The Night Manager, Season 2 (2026)

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[lesbian-moon-gf]

Girl you are an obligate carnivore

[humedetector]

but her appel