Helena St. Tessero Stan

Descriptions are really hard; If you see a post and you have know idea what it’s about, it’s probably about the web serial Worm; I’ve (not) been playing a lot of Yakuza lately Cosmere sideblog is mistjorts; https://liarsden.carrd.co/

[aliienlo]

is this anything?

[ammi-delta-document]

Strawberry Nerd and Pudding Idol

[choconobiscuit]

Even if I forget you.

[inactive2026]

Based on that one tweet about the Switch 2 (I did post this on my tiktok rekis.swag.headband, if anyone's already seen it on there)

[mango-ti]

💘

my twitter

[eggtempest]

[minmocat]

LOCKED ONTO YOUR HEART! ͟͟͞͞➳❥

[koeniginderskizzen]

While I'm at it, had to do this at some point as well

[pinklovely05]

I figured it out

[winduppup]

SANS: Steven After Not Surviving

SENSHI: Steven Eats Nutritious Savory Healthy Items

[spicethehamster]

hey precureblr i just finished the last season of precure i hadn't seen yet what the fuck am i supposed to do now

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

potato battery? no. potato usually fried by itself. potato starchy enough to go in oil without batter

[im-mender]

Potato battery? no, it only threatened you, which is assault

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

yes. good. fried potato taste very good with a salt

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

crush totally wasn't impressed by my miraculous flying machine fml

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

oh my god i just saw her get onto an airship with a woman whose tophat has at least twice as many sprockets as mine. i will be killing myself with an elaborate pneumatic pistol tonight

[pokemonstadium2]

i try to blog according to the SLUG method

• i hate mySelf

• i hate my Life

• i’m Ugly

• i hope God kills me with a harpoon

[getinthecoffin]

[segamascott]

sipping on some of that 9pm water

[rioblitzle]

i go to the shop and I ask if they have any raspberries. they say no, they used to sell raspberries, but they haven't had any in stock in the last 15 years. I ask if there's somewhere else I can go to buy raspberries. They say no, with confidence and pride, they're the only shop around who has ever sold or will ever sell raspberries. Other shops might sell other fruit, sure, but they have a monopoly on all raspberries forever. I ask if they're possibly planning on them selling them again in future? they say they can't tell me that.

on the way home, I encounter someone eating raspberries. I ask and they tell me that they grow their own, they got some seeds from the shop back in The Raspberry Days and kept them. They take me to a field of many beautiful raspberry plants and invite me to pick my own, they're free for all the town to pick whenever they'd like.

someone comes up behind us. It's the shop manager, President of Nintendo Shuntaro Furukawa. he hatefully throws a bob-omb that blows up and kills both of us instantly for stealing 200 trillion dollars worth of potential Raspberry Shop That Doesn't Do Raspberries Anymore profits that they weren't making and then he turns around to the camera with a big thumbs up and says don't do piracy or something ok please

[beautifully-said]