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the only adjectives in the english language:

1. tender

2. feral

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3. horny

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for your consideration

[birdtypegirl]

[conquered-gnomes]

Why is Jesus Feral

[birdtypegirl]

- Killed a tree because he was angry that it didn’t give him fruit when it wasn’t fruit season

- Destroyed a bunch of tables and chased the owners with a whip

- Blew up and then acted like he didn’t know nobody (Mark 3:33)

- Yelled at his followers for interrupting his nap to let him know their boat was about to sink

- Healed a blind man by spitting on him

- Explicitly ordered his followers to steal a donkey for him

And that’s just the highlights from Mark.

[muchymozzarella]

“Why is Jesus feral”

*me, having read the bible* um the boi he wild 

[trekkienatural]

Me, having never touched a bible: what the fuck? this shit is wild

[nowthisnews]

People Are Protesting in Large Groups Against Stay-at-Home Orders

Large groups of protesters have gathered in parts of Michigan, Ohio, and North Carolina, opposing their states’ stay-at-home orders that led to the shutdown of businesses in order to slow the spread of coronavirus. 

On Wednesday, thousands of people in Michigan lined up their cars in front of the State Capitol building in Lansing in protest of Democratic Gov. Gretchen Whitmer’s stay-at-home order. The protest was planned in part by an organization backed by the family of Education Secretary Betsy DeVos. Read more

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[Video description: A mud-covered child in the middle of a muddy field behind a long white single-story house. The child sizes up the puddle in front of them and declares decisively, “I’m gonna hop in this!” They jump, throwing both legs out in front of their torso in a V-shape, landing squarely in a seated sprawl in the mud with a thick heavy *splort*. The person filming snorts and giggles before the video cuts off.]

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[kamikaze-kumquat]

Preach

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[mysharona1987]

[secretly-of-course]

Full offense but all these colleges and universities sending kids home should refund their housing and meal plans for those weeks.

[sixpenceee]

Via Information Is Beautiful

[franniewee]

Well, it’s good to know some facts about Covid-19, that brings things in perspective a bit. Not that is not awful - it still is. 

[mrsplashes]

I wonder how many people (especially in the US) have actually had influenza. It awful and debilitating for about 10 days you (at least I) barely have the energy to do anything besides eat and sleep.

[thrussy]

Quarantine? The hoe that made pulp fiction?

[humorstar]

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Derry Girls + name meanings

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