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Monterey Bay Aquarium
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Cosmic Funnies
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
almost home

Kiana Khansmith

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Noah Kahan

if i look back, i am lost
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
$LAYYYTER

@theartofmadeline
The Stonewall Inn

Game Changer & Make Some Noise
macklin celebrini has autism
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@kishinofmadness
Be searching for pics of Asura...
When suddenly...
You bitches.
"Don’t deny you did not enjoy the experience…You relished it. my boy…perhaps I shall take you out for a little spin again for old times sake, eh?"
"I feel like the sensible answer is probably no. Which means I'm probably going to say yes. For the Hell of it. Hehe."
I know you intimately, Asura. Have been inside you and oh…such a feeling it was! I just know you enjoyed it too, Kishin…eh?”
"...Just gonna go ahead and say, that sounds a little gay."
"Really gay, actually."
"Is that my perfect vessel I can smell…heheh?"
"You can... smell me? That's kind of creepy, not gonna lie."
"I vonder vhat it vould feel like to be possessed by Satan."
"Kinda sucks. I wouldn't recommend it. Burns when you pee. Or you know, anytime."
all the flavors of booty
just gonna bring this back
Hallow: “Stein why.”
"Ahem. Well."
WHY WONT YOU PEOPLE PAY ATTENTION TO MY BOOTY
WHY
"Because mine is better."
I’ll see the previous entries, and I’ll raise you a Justin.
Did
someone
say
BUTTS
(werk it, Crona - git it babe)
Oh hell no. Not
Without
My
Baby
[MSG:] If I pick up a girl, and then she picks up a guy, and we all leave together, did I pick up the guy?
[Text to: Asura] Nah, you just picked up the girl who had extra baggage
[Text to: Asura] The very one. I even washed it.
[I'll be there ten minutes ago.]
[MSG:] If I pick up a girl, and then she picks up a guy, and we all leave together, did I pick up the guy?
[Text to: Asura] Nah, you just picked up the girl who had extra baggage
[Text to: Asura] I already have the ice cream ready along with your favorite blanket too
[The one with the fluffy penguins on it?]
best asura
Did you get indigestion from eating your weapon?
"Did I get indigestion from eating a sharp, pointy metal person/thing meant to kill people? Yeah. You could call it that."
[MSG:] If I pick up a girl, and then she picks up a guy, and we all leave together, did I pick up the guy?
[Text to: Asura] Nah, you just picked up the girl who had extra baggage
[Text to: Asura] Well…it works out then?
[Can we pretend we're chicks, and crash together with ice cream and rom-coms while I give you the sordid details, or are we not at that level in our relationship yet?]
[MSG:] If I pick up a girl, and then she picks up a guy, and we all leave together, did I pick up the guy?
[Text to: Asura] Nah, you just picked up the girl who had extra baggage
[Whew. Glad we're on the same page with that. Also.]
[I'm not saying the baggage had a nice ass]
[But the baggage had a nice ass.]
Giggles and pokes out his tongue. Overall power level maybe? I dunno. Still nowhere near a match for you or Boss, I'm sure, but I'm getting there, little by little."
"You get a stronger heat lamp or something? Move up to big lizards pellets?"
My anaconda don't want none, Medusa.
OMFG YES
Maka chuckled lightly, leaning forward to kiss his cheek. “No, you’re definitely not in a skin bag, of course if you were I’d save you. I didn’t know you had other things to complain about?”
"There's always something to complain about, isn't there? But maybe just... not at the moment." He grinned, leaning forward to nuzzle her cute little button nose gently.
"Pff. You've just been away too long. I haven't grown a bit. ... Oh, unless you mean the height. Justin had a growth spurt. So I compensated."
He was about to call bullshit, before the explanation. "Yes I mean the height. What did you think I was talking about, your freakin' finger nails?"