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Sometimes the internet is just so amazing I can’t stand it.

These exchanges between a bigot named Brendan Sullivan, and a heroic troll named Robert Graves, will be the best thing you read all day, I promise.

jauregxis

bob-belcher

Who needs Meghan Trainor’s “NO” when there’s this masterpiece?

vampirezigzagoon

I THINK YOU COULD USE A MINT

ruinedchildhood

elementalwife

FUCKING UNMUTE THIS

krisseycrystal

Owl: [in a small, cute, gravelly voice] Drugs.

Sunny: No, we’re…we’re okay.

Owl: [same voice] Drugs?

Sunny: This is awkward. No thank you.

Owl: [higher pitch] Drugs?????

Sunny: Who invited–who invited–?

katmcgovern

literally my favorite vine of all time

interface-humanoide

mtn-dew-baja-blast

SNAKE ME UP (SNAKE ME UP INSIDE)

I CAN’T SNAKE UP (SNAKE ME UP INSIDE)

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAKE MEEEEEEEEE

waffleconefrappe

LMFAO

toomanykids

thebestoftumbling

Adam Savage from Mythbusters has made “The Duck Bomb”

cleverpudding

He is *SO* pleased with himself

haelem

Decorating your first apartment sounds fun until you realize you have to pay for everything …

teacherofthethoughtfullest

Being an adult sounds fun until you realize you have to pay for everything …

link6echo-deactivated20181215

Being an adult sounds fun until you realize you have to.

milkyger

Late Night Thoughts.

What is the point of working so damn hard when I have nothing to show for it? $7 in my account. That's it. My money doesn't go to me. I don't get to touch my money. I work fucking hard so that someone else can get paid. Now I have to do it all over again. Only difference this week, longer hours & I got fucking sick. Sore throat, runny nose, headaches, doesn't that feel absolutely wonderful. & Now I'm just very upset. So much for sleeping tonight. Fuck it.

#personal #late night thoughts #fml #me