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is this a thing? has anyone done this yet?
Hawkeye (2012)
(Hawkeye (Vol. 2) - Issues #1-22; Annual #1)
Written by Matt Fraction
Art by David Aja (Issues #1-13, 15, 17, 19, 21-22)
Art by Annie Wu (Issues #8, 14, 16, 18, 20)
Art by Javier Pulido (Annual #1)
Marvel Comics - Oct. 2012 -Sep. 2015
Have you read Hawkeye (2012)?
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Matt's heightened senses allow him to be Daredevil, and to do a number of other things that you would not expect of someone who is totally blind, but they don't – and here's the kicker – actually make him sighted. Part of the irony of Matt's peculiar condition is that if his senses actually did compensate for his blindness in any and all situations, he wouldn't have to "pretend to be blind" in the first place. The reason I'm saying that "my other senses more than compensate" is a logical fallacy is that it is true in some situations, not quite true in others, and not even a little bit true in others still. - The 50+ ways in which Marvel’s Daredevil reminds you that Matt is blind (for real)
time travel fanfic idea where Jason comes back to before he was adopted, him and Batman still meet and he still ends up being adopted by Bruce Wayne, but he just refuses to acknowledge Batman and Robin, he acts like a civilian boy, he has over thirteen extracurriculars that Bruce does his best to keep up with. He regularly works out and trains all the fighting he's learned over the years, he goes on a gap year before college to recuperate the all blades and pretends to be the civilian in a family of crime fighting vigilantes.
He's doing pre-med and keeps nagging his siblings to go to college too (Cass, Tim), Duke is the one who spends more time with him bc everyone else is nocturnal and sleep through the day, but Jason likes to drive Duke to his classes and pick him up so they can have lunch together, Damian had a hard time at first, because Jason speaks every language that he speaks and all bat related things have to stay at the cave, his league training didn't prepare him for a civilian brother.
During an attempted kidnapping during one of the Wayne galas, Jason's whole plan almost gets blow up because one of the guys has taken a woman hostage and his Red Hood fried brain just pounced on the dude with all his might, wrestled him for the gun and kept him stuck under his boot with the gun pointed between the guys brows.
He had to pretend to be scared when Batman came to the rescue and act like he didn't know how to handle a gun.
+ Alfred 100% thinks Jason was on a children gang and that's why he's so good with knives, guns and rifles, but who's he to say anything about people's past
Tbh, Alfred probably knows that Jason at least knows his way around handling weaponry for maintenence really well. Grandpa-Grandson bonding time can include Maintenence on Alfred's armory! Using the hidden shooting range while everyone else is Out!
Just because he isn't out as a Cape doesn't mean he isn't still living in Gotham, and therefore should at least learn the safe handling basics! Or so the argument in favor of that goes.
Only Alfred is aware of how damned skillful their Family Civilian handles all of it when B is out of sight, tho. He too is a Theater Kid, he'd be delighted to help his grandbaby maintain his skills and wield them against the fam.
He's not one to poke at things like traumatic backstories. If Jaylad wants to tell him stuff while they work on cleaning & stuff for the Range, he will.
(Alfred canonically has an armory stashed around the Manor, there is plenty of room for him to have a Range somewhere too. And it wouldn't be Bat territory like the Cave, bc B has Gun Trauma thus Alfie is okay with tucking it elsewhere. He wasn't going to cripple his ability to defend a traumatized bby B, but he can politely tuck it all where B won't notice it 99% of the time.)
YOU CAN'T HIDE THIS NO SIR NO
“I just- I’ve never- I just.. I have never shot a shotgun before. I-I always saw Alfie polish it and he would teach me hot to hold it properly- you know? Said if I ever needed to keep the family safe to not hesitate, guess he didn’t think it he would be the one-“
“Deep breaths Master Jason, that’s it lad.”
Jason was having a hard time keeping his laughter down, oh Alfred was good, thankfully the uneven breathing could be explained away by building panic and shock.
“If you need a moment we can continue this another day Mr. Wayne.”
“God, Mr. Wayne is my dad, just Jason commish, thank you but no, I just want to just get this over with. Anyways Alfie is as close to as a grandfather I have ever had, he helped raise me y’know? So when, when he got dragged off I didn’t hesitate to grab the shottie from the trunk and went after them.”
Jason looked to the warehouse ceiling and pulled at his shock blanket.
“I ran around like a headless chicken and recognized the warehouse from the broadcast from when I was on the streets and just snuck in the way I used to and took the shot.”
He brought his eyes back to the body bag being loaded into the ambulance and watched as the doors were closed.
“You know, after all the terror, and all the years, you almost forget he’s just a man… Was. He was just a man, and all it took to end the madness was one pull of the trigger…”
A firm hand fell to his shoulder as commissioner Gordon gave him a look of weary understanding.
“You did the right thing. As much as I trust Batman and his crew, I know that Arkham can’t fix a man who didn’t want to be fixed.” He then took a carton and lighter out and lit a cigarette and took a long drag as they watched the ambulance pull out. “I just wish our crew got here in time to take this weight off your shoulders...”
“If that is all commissioner, our ride is here and I feel it is best if I take my charge home. It has been a long day and I’m afraid the boy needs to rest.”
“Of course, we may need to do another interview later and you should probably talk to your family’s PR team on this whole thing. I’ll try to keep the hounds at bay for a day of two but both of your faces were in the broadcast. I can’t cover your involvement. For now, take care.”
“‘Course Commish, thank you.”
And with that, the two actors exited stage left.
Jason, later, *using his civilian status to trick his family into resting for once*: so I've been having trouble sleeping ever since the situation with Alfred and the Joker and I was wondering if we could have a sleepover here. I really don't want to be alone and I'd feel better if I knew you were all safe and close.
Batfam *they melt. They all skip patrol that night to cuddle with Jason. They wake up feeling more rested than they have in years.*
Jason *hides a smirk and makes it a point to make it happen at least once a month.*
I'm definitely thinking that Jason's skills only come out when there's an all-hand-on-deck situation—mayhaps something with the all-blades because being soul bound they could have travelled back with him.
Batfam and JL on the news: *getting their asses beat by a demon*
Jason, putting on an unholy amalgamation of all of his family member's outfits because no single outfit fits him before running off to go kill a demon in 15 minutes: I cannot believe that this is how it ends..my long con...ruined...
Batfamily the next night: *whispering about the mysterious vigilante with a well made but unrecognisable costume*
bruce: if i kill the joker ill be just as bad as him :(
jason:
“So... We got the exploding diarrhea. Here's my advice for anyone who doesn't have it yet:
It's going to take a minute for the government to pin down where this is coming from, and then issue a recall, because the FDA has been gutted. But, I can tell you, without a shadow of a doubt : this is coming from Taylor Farms produce, and you will see them recalled.
You'll want to avoid all Taylor Farms produce in the grocery store. They supply McDonalds, KFC, Pizza Hut, about any fast food place you can think of.
Raspberries, watermelons, cilantro, and the veggies you're hearing about are not causing this many people to get sick. It's the shredded lettuce, specifically, that's the problem. But, you'll want to stay away from every type of produce this company puts out, because one strand of shredded lettuce is all it takes to contaminate bushels.
Taylor Farms is the source. Taco Bell proactively pulled their produce from their restaurants. You're going to see other fast food places doing this, and probably will see that before the government names a source. The FDA knows this, but they can't come out and tell us all until there's proof, which takes resources and research, which takes manpower, but the FDA has been cut by about 20-30%
During the Biden term, onions at McDonald's had ecoli. We knew this because DNA testing was done quickly and they were able to narrow it down to one place that caused the outbreak. And, it was traced back to Taylor Farms. This isn't going to be solved as quickly though.
When you get this, make a virtual appointment to your PCP - a "same day sick" appointment. Tell them someone in your family just tested for this and was positive and was prescribed Bactrim. If you go in person, they're probably going to make you poop in a cup and wait until results come back to prescribe.
You'll know when you get this. Trust me on all of this.
You'll want to stay hydrated because this parasite damages the lining of the small intestine. Your small intestine, in turn, secretes more water into the gut, and less nutrients and liquid are able to remain in the body. So no matter how much you shit, you're going to want to drink. A day of this leads to dehydration if you don't increase your fluid intake, and a few days will land you in the hospital.
If you have headaches, weakness, muscle cramps, dizziness, or an increase heart rate - hydrate, hydrate, hydrate. Go to the ER for fluids if you can't drink enough.
Thank you for coming to my Ted talk. Brought to you by America's 250 birthday celebrations, workforce reduction in the FDA and CDC, and viewers like you.
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And, MAGA - don't blow up the comment section. I argued with y'all on COVID bc I was afraid y'all would die, but I really don't care if you get explosive diarrhea.
And no, ivermectin will not help this at all.”
#clint/coulson
Whoever posted this gif is probably so confused by the number of times it’s been liked and reblogged and is probably sitting there going, “WTF IS CLINTCOULSON!?” …but it’s so true. This is so them. So. Completely. Them.
We have permanently claimed it in the name of our ship. *plants C/C flag*
Hoo boy!
Always reblog the Clint/Coulson gif!
Jfc, its been like 6 years since i last saw this gif 😍
Auction fill for @zenaidamacrouras1 for the @marveltrumpshate event, Thank you so much for bidding on my piece!
You guys. I had a vision that Lucky was worthy of weilding Mjolnir and the way every one found out was that Lucky jumped up and caught Mjolnir during team practice because he thought they were playing fetch.
Thank you to @paintedimagery for offering an auction and bringing my idea to life.
What a good dog! He's so proud! I love him!
i'm sorry his WHAT
@halfbaked00q re: my underselling of Bond's stance. Sometimes I go too far the other way tho. XD
I want to use this space to post fanfic art—incredible pieces I came across that I just had to illustrate. I highly recommend this Winterhawk story; the author has so many others with great plots. Here is the link and the proper credits.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/27886810/chapters/68284504?view_adult=true
Some Clints :)
SEBASTIAN STAN as The Winter Soldier
Clint Barton by Mark Brooks
whenever i remember that winterhawk have never interacted in the mcu, i get actually ill.
NATASHA WEEK :3
Prompt four: its nice to have a friend
@natasharomanoffweek
hawkeye // hawk-guy
Feeling a bit better today