roman reigns? don’t know him

[kissfromafist]

How’s that arm Johnny, want me to bust the other one for ya?

[kissfromafist]

Brock Lesnar is a bitch, that is all.

[tauivi-blog]

I guess I’ll do an intro now for you guys. Don’t expect anything special.

The name is Colby Lopez, also known as Seth Rollins, your favorite terribly queer sex symbol whipped with a geeky charm and sarcastic comebacks. Crushing dudes on the regular basis, pop punk trash, crossfit maniac, coffee addict, and undefeated madden nfl champ.

If you wanna hear me rant about why I haven’t gotten my invitation to Hogwarts, I’m on hangouts at procrowdsurfer!

[kissfromafist]

I thought the backstage dramatics in the ‘E were something, but some of y’all take some whining to another level.

[kissfromafist]

Precisely ten seconds after this was taken, I regretted every life choice that brought me to this point. 

See that guy flying through the air thinking he’s superman? Hi, I’m Leati. You can call me Joe, or Roman Reigns as that’s my ring name. I like beer, my kids, the beach, and I got the bladder size of a thimble. Catch me on Raw Monday nights on USA, 8 pm eastern, or catch me on the gh at insertshrugemoji. 

[kissfromafist]

Who let Jon internet this late at night? He’s probably already down a 12 pack and ready to get a lil bit rowdy.

[kissfromafist]

‘Spose I should make my shit look pretty and say hey to y’all, shouldn’t I?