[write-on-world]

[izziessogay]

wlw fashion sense is exclusively inspired by the members of the breakfast club and I am not wrong

I mean...

[this-mess-of-a-man]

All five of them are just different flavors of lesbian

[alchemistique]

#this is a VERY LOUD CALLOUT #lower your voice

[omghotmemes]

I laughed way too hard at this

[mezimraky]

in case anyone is looking through the notes trying to find the original artist it’s will mcphail !! feel free to check out his site but also here are some other things he made too !!

[smooththegoofyshark]

OOOHHH CLICK ON THAT LINK THIS GUY IS FUCKING GREAT

[sword-and-nightingale]

These are the kind of comics I can stan.

[rodrickheffeley]

saoirse ronan and kate winslet in a lesbian period drama!!!!!!

serve incoming

[catsi]

salt & vinegar chips are snacks for fucking masochists. literally the entire flavour of the goddamn chip is “acetic acid, which will hurt your tongue, and then just salt on top of that to hurt it worse”. it’s brutal. this chip is designed to hurt you

[maxknightley]

yeah and it kicks ass

[hedaslayer]

[lord-kitschener]

That headline was a wild adventure from start to finish.

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

the bad sex awards are my favourite literary prize tho

[curseworm]

i dont want to live anymore

[eazzy--pink]

Her pussy tasted like anchovies and her butthole smelled like tobacco. This is what straight men think is sexy and erotic.

[boy-obsesed-barbie]

If this man is married I feel so so SO sorry for his wife…

[androxibot-deactivated20190428]

I had to put down my phone and walk around the room to calm down.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

If I had to see this Monstrous Crime then you all have to suffer with me

[fishbeholder]

Dear god

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I AM SO SORRY

[dent-de-l1on]

I was eating while reading this post, I nearly choked.

I NEVER WANT PEOPLE TO CRITICIZE EROTICA IN FANFIC AGAIN

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“My fingers found both vineyards”

SOMEONE MUST STOP THIS MANS SINFUL HANDS FROM CREATING FURTHER HORROR LIKE THIS

[picadreams]

WHAT. The. Fuck.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“WHY DOES THIS EXIST”

[lesly-oh]

Support plushie for when your girlfriend nemesis isn’t around

[evanezco]

[lesly-oh]

I mean, you’re not wrong

[hedaslayer]

You ever think about the fact that Adele Haenel is a lesbian and cry? What a win for the LGBT community

[bla-flsafa-deactivated20200802]

I can drink 3 cups of coffee and go straight to sleep, this is just one example of what is fundamentaly wrong with me as a person

[digoxin-purpurea]

apply for jobs you’re not qualified for! audit upper-level classes! get drunk with your TAs! see that poster advertising that lecture series? go there take notes and ask questions! thank the presenter for talking about this topic you love! if the class is full before you register, email the professor and ask if they can squeeze you in! RAISE YOUR HAND! tell the disability accomodation office to do their goddamn job! ask for help! file complaints! go to class in your pajamas and destroy the reading! you got this! you KNOW you got this! be arrogant enough to learn EVERYTHING! take your meds! punch a velociraptor in the dick! fear is useless and temporary! glory is forever! shed your skin and erupt angel wings! help out! spread your sun!

i had a really good morning! you deserve a really good morning! kill anyone who says you don’t and build a throne from their bones!

[medusabraids]

‪90s babies how do we feel about entering our 30s in this new decade?‬

[witchervesemir-deactivated20210]

Top ten anime betrayals

[gvq]

[scarlett-the-seachild]

think this has to be one of my favourite headlines of anything ever

[dkdraws]

just out here thinking about portraits and ladies and fires 

[mysharona1987]

[youlovetoseeit]

oooof