No One's Gettin Out Alive

Kit Wolfgang Havok ▲ 21 ▲ Beta Theta Pi ▲ Psychology

[kit-havok]

wtfgrey:

“You already took my book and told me to stop studying,” Grey laughed. “I think so as well. We’d be amazing, people will end up being jealous that they didn’t think of it first.”

“Well I’m gonna be the president though and you can be the vice president.” He confirmed. “Should we have a specific name or just wing it?”

[kit-havok]

okayisla:

“You aren’t boring me I find it pretty interesting actually”

“Is this the kinda stuff you usually talk about with people though?”

[ftwdanny-blog]

Danny Knight ft Kit Havok ↳ Moodboard PT 1

@kit-havok

[kit-havok]

cxseymxthis:

“I never said I enjoyed American football, I think its a ridiculous obsession the states have.”

“Right? Glad you agree with me. Like I’d much rather obsess over why they never give you enough sauce with your nuggets,”

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ofsadieisms:

“Course I do hon– but  a man’s opinion on your mind ain’t relevant y’know, bless their hearts all they care ‘bout s’tits an’ ass anyway an’ y’could be smart as a whip an’ they’ll still think their superior, s’better than to just play along for their sake. Oh no– no one likes an’ intimidatin’ woman– what am I meant t’ wear some severe bun an’ a black pantsuit then I’ll never get a husband.”

“Clearly you can do whatever you want but I feel like you’re selling yourself short. Some women would kill for the opportunities and freedom you have. Your biggest concern in life is getting a husband?”

[kit-havok]

Text: Like life after heartbreak? I wouldn't know lolol

Text: Idk wither but what I DO know is I know that I'll get through this 'Cause I know that I am strong.I don't need you anymore . I’m kidding, I’d die without youu 

[kit-havok]

Text: No matter how hard I tryyyyy you keep pushing meee aside and I can't break throughhhhhh therees no talking to youuuuuuuu

Text: Do you believe in life after love??? No seriously, do you???

[kit-havok]

ofsadieisms:

“M’ sayin’ m’ smart enough t’know that men love it when girls seem stupid, they eat that shit up, hon– they get t’ act like they’re smart an’ go ‘round MANSPLAININ’ things, you boost up their self esteem cause they’ve finally found someone they think they’re smarter than, an’ then y’just giggle and flip your hair an’  they buy ya somethin’ shiny. My favorite game t’play is pretendin’ I don’t know what somethin’ means, you should try it sometimes.”

“Sounds like to me you lack self confidence. Don’t you think you’re worth more than your looks? Instead of playin’ men, wouldn't you rather intimidate them?”

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Text || KitKat

Danny: lmaoooooo

Danny: I was looking for some gummy bears and I see a big ass dick in the closet

Danny: I was scared

Danny: I didn't know what to do.

Danny: So I took it....and put it in my shoe box and waited for my dad to come home from work

Danny: I HAD TO TELL SOMEONE

Danny: YOU DON'T JUST FIND DICKS EVERYDAY IN THE CLOSET.

Kit: Why would gummy bears be in a closet?

Kit: Hm maybe. Depends on what kinda closet you look in. You can find dick anywhere, you know?

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wtfgrey:

“Are you kidding? I’m not prepared for what’s going to happen tomorrow,” Grey said with a laugh and leaned back in his chair, running his hand through his hair. “Yes. What else would we do in a time like this?”

He put his finger on his chin and hummed audibly pretending to think. “I don;;t know be good students and study more?” He laughed. “No but seriously, I think we;d be the perfect leaders for a new society.”

[kit-havok]

cxseymxthis:

“I don’t know, American football? That’s what everyone else focuses on.”

He rolled his eyes slightly. “Thats just a distraction from whats really going on. You do know that right?”

[kit-havok]

audreydonovxn:

“No no, cute.” She laughed. “Yes, i am sure. Want more fries? I’ll order some more.”

He shook his head in playful disapproval at her, “I;ll never understand what girls like about babies so much. He nodded and smiled. “Yeah, thanks.” Kit could never say no to more food.

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audreydonovxn:

“You don’t like babies?” She asked. “They’re cute, especially when they laugh.” She chuckles, eating more fries. “Oh no don’t you worry, you’re not ruining my fun. I don’t want you to feel like you have to.”

“Cute?  You mean little noise demons.” He corrected her with a laugh. “Okay, as long as you’re sure.”

[kit-havok]

Text || KitKat

Danny: Shit was scary cause I thought it was a real dick. I didn't know lmaoo

Danny: I thought it was a real dick in the closet.

Danny: And I wasn't out searching for it, the dick found me.

Danny: I was in the closet looking for snacks, because my mom use to hide them all around the house

Kit: Maybe it was meant to be

Kit: Sounds like some higher forces shit right there

Kit: Don't question the dick. Accept it.

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wtfgrey:

“Hey. You’re the one that’s keeping me out of the loop. You should be keeping me up to speed.” Grey slid his book over towards Kit. “Fine. Hide it until next week.” 

“I thought you’d already know. You’re the one who’s prepared for everything. Well more than me anyways.” He admitted. “Ah, thats the spirit mate.” He pushed the book onto the floor. “It’ll be fine. What should we do now? Take over the world?”

[kit-havok]

Text || KitKat

Danny: Dude did I ever tell you about that one time I found a dildo in my mom's closet when I was 7

Kit: I feel like you did. But strangely I wanna hear it again.