Offical Blog of Kit Kyle-Wayne

they/them Pronouns, head psychiatrist at arkham asylum, non-binary child of Bruce wayne and Selina kyle, closest in age Jason. Part of the Golden Trio (Kit, Thea & Flo)

[kit-the-nonbinary-wayne]

Apparently people don't know who I am,,,

SO HI!!!!! My name is Kit Wayne, I am Non-Binary, use they/them pronouns and no I don't have a middle name, I didn't want one after I transitioned.

Yes I am transgender, if you are a terf or a transphobe get off my blog.

I am one of Bruce Wayne's first kids, I'm closest in age to Jason, a little younger, but only by about 8 months and we're pretty close, however Thea, Flo and I are the golden Trio of the Wayne kids.

My mom is Selina Kyle, yes Catwoman. It's the only reason I had trouble getting my job at Arkham Asylum, since I have personal relationships with the entire Rouges Gallery cause everyone of them has babysat me while my mom pulled heists.

When I was younger I lived in the Manor and on the weekends I would stay at the apartment with the Gotham City Sirens, and after middle school I lived in the Manor full time. I only just moved out Recently and am living with a friend named Jesse Quick.

I Have a really good relationship with Jason and Roy and am Lian Harpers primary Babysitter, I love the kid to peices.

My birthday is September 3rd, I'm a Virgo, I have no pets (having a speedster as a roommate is enough) and I love my job at Arkham, even though Arkham Asylum is a Disaster and security sucks.

Of the Wayne siblings I am least Emotionally Constipated, because my mom was very adamant when I was a child that I had weekly therapy appointments with either Harley Quinn or Dinah Lance.

[kit-the-nonbinary-wayne]

April 2021 Update:

Jesse and I have are dating and have two adopted kids. Both are speedsters and their names are Bart Allen and Thad Thawne.

[kit-the-nonbinary-wayne]

March 2022 Update:

I just got back from being dead for 6 months. Before I died Jesse and I adopted a baby named Birdie. Bart is off at college in Central and Thad is going to Gotham University.

We're all trying to fix everything that happened when I was dead.

[a-wayne-child]

Reasons I do not go to Metropolis

Lex Luthor

Lex Luthor broadcasting high frequency sounds that damage kryptonian eardrums

[a-wayne-child]

@florence-wayne-official @kit-the-nonbinary-wayne @prosper-kentwayne @amira-wayne-al-ghul @addison-wayne18

Are any of you nearby, my ears are bleeding

[kit-the-nonbinary-wayne]

On the way.

[a-wayne-child]

Looking at my sister @helenawayne-thechesirecat’s posts realizing she lied and said her middle name was Celeste in one place and lied and said her middle name was Selene in another place

@kathy-kyle @florence-wayne-official @addison-wayne18 @amira-wayne-al-ghul @kit-the-nonbinary-wayne

She’s lying her middle name is MARIA

[kit-the-nonbinary-wayne]

Really?

[hotcrossedfangs]

[a-wayne-child]

Hey guys @thomasbutnotaneviloneiswear @that-one-gotham-kid @florence-wayne-official @addison-wayne18 @amira-wayne-al-ghul @helenawayne-thechesirecat @kit-the-nonbinary-wayne @warren-wayne-kyle

Dami-core

[kit-the-nonbinary-wayne]

A BABY!!!

[scarecrowspawn]

Gotham mall has been fear gassed. Someone replaced make up products in the Sephora with fear toxin products

Disclaimer: I didn’t do it. I’m not even allowed in the Sephora anymore

Which is bullshit cause I’m running out of makeup and concealer. Now I have to make that stuff myself

[spiderman-in-gotham]

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS PLACE????!!?

[scarecrowspawn]

It’s Gotham.

Who are you??? This place is crawling with bats and birds. Not spiders

[spiderman-in-gotham]

Bro. I saw like- twelve spiders in my apartment last night. And I still have yet to meet the bats and birds.

[scarecrowspawn]

Then you are not looking in the right places Spider-Man. I should fix that for you. Why are you even in Gotham. You don’t belong here usually

[spiderman-in-gotham]

YES PLEASE DO. Also, wormhole stuff, yada yada.

[scarecrowspawn]

You want to see the birds?

Well. Welcome to Gotham I guess. Careful this place will kill you

[kit-the-nonbinary-wayne]

Don't forget the cats! There's a handful of us here too!

[scarecrowspawn]

That’s true. God this place is a zoo

[kit-the-nonbinary-wayne]

It really is!

[scarecrowspawn]

Gotham mall has been fear gassed. Someone replaced make up products in the Sephora with fear toxin products

Disclaimer: I didn’t do it. I’m not even allowed in the Sephora anymore

Which is bullshit cause I’m running out of makeup and concealer. Now I have to make that stuff myself

[spiderman-in-gotham]

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS PLACE????!!?

[scarecrowspawn]

It’s Gotham.

Who are you??? This place is crawling with bats and birds. Not spiders

[spiderman-in-gotham]

Bro. I saw like- twelve spiders in my apartment last night. And I still have yet to meet the bats and birds.

[scarecrowspawn]

Then you are not looking in the right places Spider-Man. I should fix that for you. Why are you even in Gotham. You don’t belong here usually

[spiderman-in-gotham]

YES PLEASE DO. Also, wormhole stuff, yada yada.

[scarecrowspawn]

You want to see the birds?

Well. Welcome to Gotham I guess. Careful this place will kill you

[kit-the-nonbinary-wayne]

Don't forget the cats! There's a handful of us here too!

[brucie-wayne-official]

Based on your age, what was the great depression like?

– ⚡

Excusse you. Im 41, not from 41!!

[florence-wayne-official]

easy mistake

so, what were the dinosaurs like?

[kit-the-nonbinary-wayne]

Yeah. What were the dinos like?

[mabeldrinkstea]

EVERYONE!! IMPORTANT INFORMATION!!

you can boop the cat paw! HIT THE CAT PAW

[melody-han-wayne]

We're Waynes, OF COURSE we deal with scandals by creating a bigger scandal to distract everyone from the old scandal

[kit-the-nonbinary-wayne]

Or we dissappear from public life and our siblings turn it into create huge scandal to distract from their own scandal

[a-wayne-child]

Shoutout to whoever in this god forsaken house screamed, “Don’t question me when i tell you i prefer the mint toothpaste because i have a pain kink just get it for me!” I know that for a half-kryptonian I’m basically deaf but i can stIll hear you when you SCREAM IT!!!!

@florence-wayne-official @kit-the-nonbinary-wayne @helenawayne-thechesirecat

It was 12am seriously

[kit-the-nonbinary-wayne]

It wasn't me! I alternate between the mint and the bubblegum toothpaste.

The pain part is relatable though.

Also, how did I sleep through that?

[kit-the-nonbinary-wayne]

Quick question: should I enter the international chess competition?

YES!!!

[melody-han-wayne]

I'm going to fight Ra's

[florence-wayne-official]

i’m fully supporting this endeavor, how many guns do you want?

[melody-han-wayne]

(hands you a note from Richard that read 'you're supposed to be responsible, how dare you encourage this kind of behaviour—')

Guns?

No, I'm going in with good old-fashioned war fans and a sword, and the blessings of my ancestors

[florence-wayne-official]

loving and supporting that blessing babe but that is also ra’s specialty so maybe take at least one or two explosives to really kill the old fuck

also tell dick to check his phone bc i’m abt to send him a text that i don’t think you should see

[kit-the-nonbinary-wayne]

I have some old war fans if you wanna stop by and borrow them Melody.

[kit-the-nonbinary-wayne]

Heartbreak should be illegal. I feel awful.

[florence-wayne-official]

what happened. do i need to get my knife collection.

[kit-the-nonbinary-wayne]

Jesse got sucked into the speedforce again and the ussual tactics aren't working to get her back 😭

[florence-wayne-official]

okay,,,,,,, so not a knife problem?

[kit-the-nonbinary-wayne]

Not unless you can stab the speedforce?

[florence-wayne-official]

👀

[kit-the-nonbinary-wayne]

Flo...

[florence-wayne-official]

[kit-the-nonbinary-wayne]

Just bring me ice cream or something and stop trying to fight the speed force.

[florence-wayne-official]

I FIGURED OHT HOS TO FIGHT THE SPEEDFORCE

[kit-the-nonbinary-wayne]

REALLY?

[florence-wayne-official]

YEAH!

i’m coming through your window

[kit-the-nonbinary-wayne]

Watch out for Birdie's toys!!! They're...*sigh* All over the floor.

You OK?

[florence-wayne-official]

i’ll be fineeeee

anyway where can i put my notes i have ideas

[kit-the-nonbinary-wayne]

There's a cork board on the wall beside the couch.

Do you want red string?

[florence-wayne-official]

yes pls!

[kit-the-nonbinary-wayne]

While I'm at it do you want scissors, washable markers and extra tacks, too?

[florence-wayne-official]

extra tacks and a whiteboard if you’ve got it

[kit-the-nonbinary-wayne]

The kids room has whiteboard easel, you want to grab that while I get the tacks and string from the junk drawer?

[kit-the-nonbinary-wayne]

Heartbreak should be illegal. I feel awful.

[florence-wayne-official]

what happened. do i need to get my knife collection.

[kit-the-nonbinary-wayne]

Jesse got sucked into the speedforce again and the ussual tactics aren't working to get her back 😭

[florence-wayne-official]

okay,,,,,,, so not a knife problem?

[kit-the-nonbinary-wayne]

Not unless you can stab the speedforce?

[florence-wayne-official]

👀

[kit-the-nonbinary-wayne]

Flo...

[florence-wayne-official]

[kit-the-nonbinary-wayne]

Just bring me ice cream or something and stop trying to fight the speed force.

[florence-wayne-official]

I FIGURED OHT HOS TO FIGHT THE SPEEDFORCE

[kit-the-nonbinary-wayne]

REALLY?

[florence-wayne-official]

YEAH!

i’m coming through your window

[kit-the-nonbinary-wayne]

Watch out for Birdie's toys!!! They're...*sigh* All over the floor.

You OK?

[florence-wayne-official]

i’ll be fineeeee

anyway where can i put my notes i have ideas

[kit-the-nonbinary-wayne]

There's a cork board on the wall beside the couch.

Do you want red string?

[florence-wayne-official]

yes pls!

[kit-the-nonbinary-wayne]

While I'm at it do you want scissors, washable markers and extra tacks, too?

[florence-wayne-official]

HAPPY NEW YEAR 🎈🎆🎊

thank you to everyone who’s supported me, thank you especially to my dad and my mom and also alfred ofc, i love all of you!

[kit-the-nonbinary-wayne]

A week late, but happy new year Flo!

[kit-the-nonbinary-wayne]

Heartbreak should be illegal. I feel awful.

[florence-wayne-official]

what happened. do i need to get my knife collection.

[kit-the-nonbinary-wayne]

Jesse got sucked into the speedforce again and the ussual tactics aren't working to get her back 😭

[florence-wayne-official]

okay,,,,,,, so not a knife problem?

[kit-the-nonbinary-wayne]

Not unless you can stab the speedforce?

[florence-wayne-official]

👀

[kit-the-nonbinary-wayne]

Flo...

[florence-wayne-official]

[kit-the-nonbinary-wayne]

Just bring me ice cream or something and stop trying to fight the speed force.

[florence-wayne-official]

I FIGURED OHT HOS TO FIGHT THE SPEEDFORCE

[kit-the-nonbinary-wayne]

REALLY?

[florence-wayne-official]

YEAH!

i’m coming through your window

[kit-the-nonbinary-wayne]

Watch out for Birdie's toys!!! They're...*sigh* All over the floor.

You OK?

[florence-wayne-official]

i’ll be fineeeee

anyway where can i put my notes i have ideas

[kit-the-nonbinary-wayne]

There's a cork board on the wall beside the couch.

Do you want red string?

[kit-the-nonbinary-wayne]

Heartbreak should be illegal. I feel awful.

[amira-wayne-al-ghul]

Man, have you all agreed to start the breakup season?

[kit-the-nonbinary-wayne]

No.

Jesse got sucked into the speedforce and we can't get her back and the last conversation we had was a passive aggressive disagreement.

[amira-wayne-al-ghul]

Oh honey is it just me or is your life fucking you more than your girlfriend?

Also why don't you guys just use like an extra-dimensional bursts you know just throw something at Jess to make her stop running

[kit-the-nonbinary-wayne]

Doesn't really work like that when she doesn't have a body rn, Amira. Hence why she got sucked into the speedforce.

[amira-wayne-al-ghul]

So she's a ghost ? Wait the speed force isn't the thing that transforms you into the black flash or like the place where Black Flash puts the speedsters that died ?

[kit-the-nonbinary-wayne]

No.