Agent Kit

they/them

[kitcommitscrimes]

Y'ALL LOOK AT THIS COOL THING I FOUND

You woke me up for this?

[kitcommitscrimes]

How I feel after looking through d class files instead of doing my damn job during the raid

[kitcommitscrimes]

This reminds me of the time when I broke into the foundation and messed around on one of their computers and absolutely destroyed it cause I accidentally downloaded 25 different malwares on it, fun times

[kitcommitscrimes]

What's y'all's bad experiences with Dr Bright? Cause for me, he insulted the fact my mom's absent, he said Misfits and My Chemical Romance is shit bands, he ran me over with a forklift on my honey moon (NO IDEA HOW THE GUY WAS ALLOWED OUT THE SITE, IDK SITE RULES, IM A CHAOS INSURGENT, NOT A BOOT LICKER FOUNDATION WORKER...ofcourse not directed at Dr Jansen and Dr Sally, y'all are awesome 🫶 BRIGHT CAN DIE) HE STOLE MY CAR, HE BROKE MY GAS MASK AND TRIED TEARING MY FAVORITE HAT APART, I SERIOUSLY HATE BRIGHT, BRIGHT IS A PIECE OF SHIT, BRIGHT CAN BE ENCASED IN CONCRETE SO HE NEVER COMES BACK I HATE BRIGHT!!!

[kitcommitscrimes]

Gonna murder Bright everyday so I can keep the apples away, I seriously hate Bright

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Chaos insurgency raids be like

[gladosluver]

they should set their differences aside and work together. imagine the horrors they could create

[mistahwilliams]

Just scrolling and saw this. Think I’d rather die than work with those dill pickled dickweeds.

[kitcommitscrimes]

Dr bright insulted the fact my mom is absent so I think I'll pass on working together with the foundation...

[kitcommitscrimes]

It's football season, right? Uhh definitely wasn't taking the opportunity to get as shit faced as possible...no no, yeah totally, anyways! Happy New Year!!! No wait it's football season, ugh whatever same thing

Ugh I forgot to put on my hat...my favorite hat...

[kitcommitscrimes]

Your alcoholic name:

your First Name

+

your Last Name

Easy! Kit Crowne!

[kitcommitscrimes]

Why even is it called alcohol abuse if I love alcohol?

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Absolutely delicious experience!

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Yum

[kitcommitscrimes]

Oh I play this game all the time during raids! It's so fun, I miss Jamal though...

I love that game! I thought it was meant to be single-player, though

[kitcommitscrimes]

Yeah, me.

[kitcommitscrimes]

Yo just a heads up I share my tumblr account with my buddy from the foundation so like, keeps a heads up for if im posting stuff I wouldn't, also my buddy uses the red font (had no idea this existed) to make sure y'all know it's them

[kitcommitscrimes]

Meet our newest recruit Gregory! Say hello to Gregory y'all!

[kitcommitscrimes]

Delicious late night snack!