Kit DuBhran

Lokean, witch, gimme that old time religion, not a godspouse but have no problems with them, Loki is the god of internet trolls, I have a form letter for idiots

[adoring-suggestion]

The adhd modes of food

1. You ate that burger so fast. You ate that burger so fucking fast and now the whole Red Robin is staring at you god what the fuck

2. You started eating like a normal person, but then you started talking or daydreaming and now the waitress is handing you the check but you’ve still got half a plate of cold fettuccine

3. You were going to go out to eat, but then you saw a video in your YouTube recommendation that drew you towards it like moth to a flame, and now it’s 10 pm and you’ve got an empty bag of tortilla chips in your hand and shame in your heart

4. Mac And Cheese

[prettysicksupply]

5. You got engrossed in a project, suddenly you feel like you’re going to die, or faint, or both? Oh. you’re hungry.

6. You’re hungry.  But every food you can think of sounds disgusting.  Time for your 15th day of lunchables for breakfast in a row.

[academicblorbo]

7. The food you’ve been obsessively eating for the past 2 weeks and you relied on is now the grossest thing you could put in your mouth

[rainbow-reilly]

I'm generally of the opinion that trying to resurrect prematurely cancelled shows is like necromancy—odds are they'll come back wrong.

Except for Galavant. Any Galavant revivial will be funnier the longer it stayed cancelled.

[boozegeoisie]

Tags pass peer review, etc, because they SO perfectly capture the spirit of the show.

[sadclowncentral]

a beautiful man with long black hair dressed in all white sat next to me on the train back from denmark. i complimented his outfit, and he asked me where the train was going. after i told him, he then pointed at my shirt which says 'catastrophe' and said "oh i know a lot about those." and laughed uproariously.

and then he asked me "do you know about norse mythology?" and i said yes a bit because i read the edda a decade ago, and he said "i met fenrir in denmark" and i said that's probably not good if fenrir is walking around. and he said "oh don't worry about it, vithar will take care of it" and i replied oh but that's ragnarøk, that's still pretty bad for us mortals is it not? and he grinned at me like i said something incredibly funny. and then he ignored me for the rest of the train ride?

[grrrrrrrbarkbarkbark-deactivate]

Bro you meet fucking loki 😭

[ineffectualdemon]

Fibre crafts are 50% soothing repetitive action and 50% "God Fucking Damnit"

[bethany-sensei]

I should embroider the pockets of my new pants with:

Dragons

Skulls

Pride skulls

Toxic plants

Marginalia

Voting ended onAug 31, 2024

[bethany-sensei]

Hmmm, new poll? New poll. Today’s character is:

Dani

Fled Davenz as a child and trained under the Captain of the Tymirin Guard (don’t worry about it)

Became friends with Caspar and Tempest while Caspar was in exile, and also reunited with her brother there

Helped Caspar oust his uncle

Is now captain of the guard in Davenz

Likes to torment new recruits

Likes to torment her brother more

Aromantic

Teases Tempest about his polycule

Generally can’t be bothered about politics but wants to keep her friends safe

Dani is:

Blorbo

Wet beast

Skrunkly

Cinnamon roll

Poor little meow meow

Creechur

Research specimen (rotate in microwave, examine under microscope, etc.)

Chew toy

Multiple of these

Other (tell me?)

Voting ended onAug 11, 2024

[bethany-sensei]

Oops, I accidentally set this one for a day instead of a week

[purplenickel]

[witchesversuspatriarchy]

[bethany-sensei]

@kitdubhran

[mortallycrispygardener]

[humilitymonth]

Bracha for avoiding arguments on the Internet

ברוך אתה יי אלוהנו מלך העולם שעשני עם הגאון ושכל בשביל לא להיכנס ויכוחים כאלה באינטרנט

Baruch ata Adonai, eloheinu melech ha-olam, sheasani im higaon v'shechel bishvil lo lehikanes vikukhim kaele b’internet.

Blessed are you, Adonai our G-d, sovereign of the universe, who made me with reason and sense not to get into arguments like these on the Internet.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[thestoryofaslut]

about fucking time

[fluffylandshark]

Reblog to give the prev person some dopamine.

[thesilicontribesman]

Beaker Burial and Facial Reconstruction (Upper Largie Quarry), circa 2120 to 1780BCE, Kilmartin Museum, Kilmartin Glen, Argyll, Scotland

[catinthedicebag]

Here is a first version of the "Bi Pride Dragon". I need your feedback, please. How do you like it and do you think I got the colors right? Depending on your feedback I make more of these! Its not in a tray yet, but that will follow soon. I arranged some of the "Bi Galaxy" dice around it.

The pattern is from urbanthreads .com

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[theoutcastrogue]

Sami knives, early 20th century

Duodji is a traditional Sámi handicraft, and knives are a big part of it. Handles and sheaths are typically made of reindeer bone and antlers, carved and/or painted, while the blades are sometimes borrowed from the Scandinavian knife industry – Swedish Mora and Finnish puukko blades are common. Decoration is sometimes geometric and sometimes representational: there are reindeer, dogs, bears, sledges, lavvus, landscapes, and people.

Puukko, the Finnish word for "knife", is often used in English to describe these knives, but the same term is also used for a Finnish hunting/utility knife, which has similarities with but is decidedly not a Sami knife, so that's confusing. In Swedish they're called sameknivar (in plural, and samekniv in singular), i.e. Sami knives, and they are made all over Sámi territories in Scandinavia.

These examples are dated from 1901 to 1929, and are mostly from Sweden. They include the work of two of the most celebrated artists of that period, Jon Pålsson Fankki (1880-1861) and Nils Nilsson Skum (1872-1951).

[thatevakid]

[bethany-sensei]

Happy spoopy day, friends and fiends 🎃

I am once again inviting you to check out my original queer fantasy series, Chronicle of the Spheres, featuring angels and demons and other stuff as well!

Book 1: Balances, is optional but it does give solid background on several of the major characters. It’s literary fiction about a stray angel figuring out where he belongs.

Books 2-4: The Shadow Prince (complete), The Sacred Tree (complete), and The Sword of Heaven (ongoing) are a set of interconnected events in which turbulent politics and supernatural forces bring an unlikely adventuring party together for a fetch quest that is probably a really bad idea, followed by a rescue operation.

There are also a bunch of short pieces just hanging around, fleshing out the world a bit or just embarrassing the characters.

Featuring, in no particular order:

An arospec character who is at the center of a growing polycule

Dragonfolk who get more dragonish as they get older (not explored much yet but it will be)

A thief with a chronic illness

So much PTSD

An asexual who makes a string of really stupid choices that probably turn out good for him

Found Family all over the place

A 5000yo cat demon who fully has the personality of one of the actual cats I have lived with

Heaven and Hell aren’t good or bad, they’re just places

Enoch runs a brewpub (Kit made sure I included this) and he’s a mensch

Demonslayer is a job and it’s not what it sounds like because of linguistic drift

These are all on my ao3 because I know how fragile life is and I don’t want them to disappear 💕

[grandmawitch]