Dialogue Prompts + Part Nine
[Kit's Dialogue Prompts Master List]
I think a week alone in the forest might fix me.
It’s worth a shot, what else could go wrong?
This lie is so big it involves paperwork and a notary.
You do not need to buy [X] to get someone to like you.
I’ll be on the first train out of here.
What’s worse than pulling teeth, because whatever that is, this is that.
You could start off by explaining to me what exactly you think you’re doing with my kid in the middle of the night when they have school in the morning.
I’m really curious how you thought you could possibly pull this off.
You don’t go to war if you’re looking for a good man, and I think that was your first mistake.
You’re the kind of person even a buttercup wouldn’t shine on.
If you don’t hear from me in an hour, assume that I’ve died and hold a beautiful memorial in my honor; I want there to be music, and flowers, and you had better cry, goddamn it.
I’d have made a lovely widow(er).
You’re not going to like the way this turns out for you.
Did you just call me honey? Because, honey, I have a name, it’s a really good name, I found hard for it, and you will use it when addressing me, or speaking about me at all.
And I think I’d be much happier getting a pedicure by the prettiest girl at the salon with a mai tai in one hand and my other on your thigh, but we can’t all get what we want, sweetheart.
As one might expect, we have failed spectacularly.
This may not be the hill I’m going to die on, but someone is if you don’t learn to shut your mouth.
If you like what I do, and want to support me a little, you can [buy me a coffee]!
