Kitkatrifca

Could a cake kill a person?

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I’ve found my favourite money cat.

He’s Canadian and public domain, so if you reblog him you get swag for free and he will ask you for nothing and politely check up on you later to make sure the money arrived OK.

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Like, someone just sat down with their cat one day and said, you know what? Your fur is recently trimmed, you look handsome af. I have this cash, some velvet, and a cat-sized crown. The Internet needs a money cat. Public domain. I gift it to the world.

This was in the Business/Finance category, btw.

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I don’t know how not to reblog this.

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Hello Everyone! it’s March 26th, 2017 and I’ve decided it’s time for a give away!  I will be giving away one (1) GC2B binder, Winner will be randomly selected on April 26th, 2017

Here’s how this one works: Trans masc and non binary entries only please Edit: genderfuild and gender queer friends are welcome as well! Likes and Reblogs count as one entry each, enter as many times as you like please tag #Signal boost for non entry reblogs Binder will be free of charge with shipping cost covered, international shipping is available Winner may choose any color/style/size binder in stock on the GC2B website when winner is anounced

Winner must be comfortable sharing their name and address through tumblr private message to receive a binder I will be contacting the winner through tumblr private message, if the winner doesn’t respond within two days (48 hours) I will choose another. Good luck everyone!

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Commissions

Yo so I’m gonna start offering commissions because money can be exchanged for goods and services.

Also so I can afford a chest binder but then you don’t need to know that.

WHoop Oversharing! :DD

Traditional or digital is good with me y’all. I’ll even pay for shipping (unless it’s over a fiver in which case, I won’t pay for shipping)! :D

You can pay me here: paypal.me/kitkatrifca

So how ‘bout this for baselines? 

Traditional art  (I work in Oil paint, Watercolour & ink, Acrylic paint, oil pastel, and pencil) -- 

canvas board  -- £25  (31.11 US dollars)  

A3 -- £15 (18.67 US dollars)

digital art (specify the style of colouring if you want me to colour. Also, I can draw in any cartoon style quite well. Realism too. Also anime if you’re into that)-- 

sketch -- £1 (1.24 US dollars)

rough colour -- £5 (6.22 US dollars)

completed piece -- £15 (18.67 US dollars)

As for what I’m willing to draw: 

Literally anything that does not involve graphic porn

like Obscure fandoms? Heck yeah i’ll look that up

Risky ships? I’m not judging my dude

Kinks/fetishes? Why not -- as long as no one has their privates out!

Serious, “I would expect to see this in a gallery” art? I’m arguably questionable for gallery displays, but I will do my best!

examples of my art include:

(pen/ ink artist study of Shohei Otomo)

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(random, unnecessary doodle probably no one wants to buy)

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(Pen + watercolour thing)

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I also do digital art, and it often looks like an oil painting, unless i’m doing an artist study (or you ask me to do the thing in a particular style)

Tl;dr -- i will draw you borderline anything so that I can get money. Pay me here: paypal.me/kitkatrifca

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I feel like this perfectly sums up our friendship

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i think this is best seen without context

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English is hella boring my dudes I might develop this idk

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So I just drew a thing

And i’m not even sure it’s good? Like i spent way too many hours just staring at it so it’s just like ???? 

It an object that occupies three-dimensional space in the observable universe 

probably ??

so that’s a start? 

I’m going to reward myself with a nap and a little cry

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Same

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Salts that look like geodes for the win

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If you want to know about my apathy levels while making this, the name of the file on my computer is “I can’t believe i aCTUALLY SPENT TIME ON THiS” It’s in gif form because it’s far too short on its own

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So this is what I'm eating for the next week. I'll post recipes as I make them probably

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I love how Lazytown has these little running gags that no one seems to notice, such as

1. someone questions Robbie’s authority while he’s in disguise and he goes “Are you ____? Have you ever _______? Do you even _______? Then go away/that’s what I thought/etc.” he does it in We Are Number One but no one seems to realise it’s just a running gag that he does a ton of other times in the series??

and

2. Robbie: FOREVER! stingy: for how long did you say?

the second one kills me every time I swear

I’m sure I’m forgetting a few but there aren’t that many

I just really appreciate the ones that exist

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3. robbie’s “whatever™“

4. walks past his OG disguise “helllllooooo handsome.”

5. the lazytown kitten

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!! I forgot these but they’re an Important Addition

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6. the reverb when stingy says gold (or cold or several other things)

7. the echo whenever ANYONE says ‘forever’ (it started just with robbie but then everyone got it)

8. “i meant to do that”

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9. Sports “ok robbie” 10. Everyone trying to figure out what robbies devices are while pixel already knows and or is said people from it

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11. Robbie mocking sport (‘beepbebebebebbebeep’, *attempts sportacus’ moves**fails*)

12.Robbies nicknames for the kids (poodle, loud girl, pinky, stinky, candy boy)

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13. Every time Robbie isn't in a disguise and tries to hide Sport always says hello to him

14. Robbie's bad back

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Anyone have pocket Robbie headcanons? I’m rock bottom rn

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Anyone??

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Robbie has a smol Sugarpie that he carries with him everywhere. When Sport stepped on it once accidently, it was like stepping on a Lego block. Which fought back.

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So shopping in lidl is fun

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Would you like to see a picture of my dog

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If you ever feel bad about yourself remember:

Once when a really important man (idk I think he was a council man or some shit) was in our art room and he was vv interested in our art. Like so much so that he said ‘I want someone to help me make a poster or two’ and everyone was showing him art related stuff. I, being straight up just weird AF, just randomly came up to him and said 'WOULD YOU LIEK TO SEE A PICTURE OF MY DOG" In the middle of one of his conversations and showed him pictures of my dog for like 5 minutes.

I never saw him again after that and honestly, I’m not that surprised.

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Wip part 2 I made it far too dark but also I ran out of dye so lol rip I have to make a turtleneck now??