Pulse and Clockwork

being on the meteor is boring so why not. blog inspired by @crabapplekraft

[kitkatsnipback]

TG: happy turkey day

TT: It's sort of small...

TG: thats what she said

GC: TH1S DO3SNT SM3LL GR34T...

CG: HOW MANY CLUCKBEASTS DOES YOUR SHITTY CULTURE HAVE?

TG: karkat shut up, this is a wholesome family team meteor bonding experience

AG: That thing is PATHETIC it would 8e gr8t if we could make it bigger

TG: thats what she said times two

GA: What Exactly Do You Mean By That Strider?

TT: It's a sexual joke for immature people.

GA: Ah.

TC: HoNk.

AG: Oh look who decided to show up ::::)

CG: GAMZEE FUCK OFF, WE'RE HAVING ONE OF STRIDERS RITUALS

TG: hey don't bully my clown bro, he's family too

TG: anyways happy turkey day everyone before team meteor dies

TT: Happy Thanksgiving to you too Dave.

CG: WAIT WHERES THE MAYOR

TG: can town is busy on the holidays

a note from the mod:

I drew this on phone so sorry if it looks odd! I'm currently not any where nearly laptop so e xoxoxo -Mod Bonez

[kitkatsnipback]

SO BOYS. WH4T 3X4CTLY DO YOU TWO DO 4LL D4Y ON TH3 M3T3OR

TG: well sometimes we listen to music im teaching karkles a few new things since he gets angsty when he isnt doing much besides him and rose nearly read every book in here like shit

CG: EH MUSIC IS A WASTE OF TIME AND ENERGY BUT

CG: ....

CG: YEAH I JUST DO IT BECAUSE IM BORED, THERES NO ENERGY TO REALLY SPEND IT SAD PISS POOR AS THAT SOUNDS.

CG: WE ALSO WATCH MOVIES THAT WERE ON MY HUSKTOP, DAVE BEING THE PATHETIC SHIT HE IS FALLS ASLEEP DURING MOST OR JUST BLANKS OUT.

TG: eh their more shit than me haha

TG: its even more shitty since you dont even watch them ironically god you and john are a lot of like despite the movie differences

TG: but i do have to admit i am getting pretty use to it

TG: we also make really bad comics most of them are karkats fault

CG: SHUT IT STRIDER MY COMICS ARE AMAZING

TG: terezi has better

CG: SHES TOO BUSY HANGING OUT WITH VRISKA TO PROVE OTHERWISE.

TG: ha true

TG: we do a bunch more such as chill with the mayor

TG: uh

TG: yeah no our routine is pretty much the same

CG: I MEAN SOMETIMES YOU GO AND FUCK UP ROSE AND KANYAS DATES >Edited

TG: karkat my bro that was suppose to be a secret

CG: ITS FINE I CROSSED IT OUT

TG: youre gonna wanna punch past you later dude

CG: WHEN DONT I?

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Everyone!!! Switch clothes!!!

GA: Dave How Long Ago Was It When You Last Washed This?

TG: shrug

GA: Terezi I Would Appreciate It If You Didn’t Lick My Skirt.

GC: H3H3H3 BUT 1T T4ST3S GOOD.

AG: I reeeeeeeelly don’t know how how you can wear this every day and not die from how hoooooooot it gets in this stupid sweater karkat.

CG: SHUT IT VRISKA, AT LEAST YOU DONT HAVE TO WEAR A PATHETIC DRESS.

TG: dunno kitkat you look preeeeeeeetty happy in it kinda cute

AG: That was 8 e’s dave!!!!!!!

CG: SHUT IT STRIDER THE MATERIAL JUST FEELS NICE

GA: Karkat Do Not Pretend Like You Know The Various Fabrics.

CG: KANAYA YOURE NOT HELPING.

TT: I feel as if Terezi’s clothes are quiet unexpecting to say the least. It isn’t as bad as I predicted it to be.

GC: TH4NK YOU 4T L3AST SOM3ON3 4PPR3C14T3S MY STYL3

GA: …

GA: I Suppose It Is Nicer Than Most.

TT: Dave you do look like a school shooter though.

TG: oh shit, kitkat its one of your weird movies

TG: (its not even a romantic comedy is it?)

CG: STRIDER WHAT ARE YOU ON ABOUT?

TG: do you have a troll heathers?

CG: STRIDER WE ARN’T GOING DOWN THIS ROAD

AG: Hahahaha Ommmmmmmg Dave you do look like Troll Jason Dean

GC: C4NT B3L31V3 1 W4S FLUSH3D FOR 4 GRUB SHOOT3R >:I

GA: What Exactly Is That?

TT: I’ll explain later.

CG: LETS ALL JUST SHUT UP AND CHANGE BACK, THIS WAS A TERRIBLE MISTAKE.

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H3Y BOYS, YOUR3 NOT TH3 ONLY ON3S W1TH S1GN4L >:] 4NYW4Y 1 H4V3 ON3 WORD FOR YOU 4ND 1TS K4RK4L1CIOUS.

CG: NONONONONONONONONONO ONE MILLION TIMES NO.

CG: PYROPE YOU CAN STUFF PAST ME SO FAR UP YOUR ASS.

CG: WE ARE NOT GOING DOWN THAT PATHETIC ROUTE *AGAIN*.

TG: dude chill, whats so bad about that

CG: DAVE SHUT UP YOU WILL FUEL HER FIRE.

[kitkatsnipback]

TG: aye yo kitkat human teaching time

TG: so just found out the meteor has signal so thats pretty dope so wanna show you this totally not  ironic app 

TG: its called tumblr, people post art, photos, and all that jazz so thought we could do something to pass the time.

CG: STRIDER IT SOUNDS GOD AWFULLY STUPID AND I REFUSE TO INDULGE IN YOUR HUMAN BEHAVIOR. BESIDES ME AND THE MAYOR WERE ABOUT TO GO MESS AROUND WITH CAN TOWN.

TG: haha too bad already signed us up

CG: I HATE YOU