terminallyToreador

So, welcome to my blog, or whatever you want to call it. This is where I can be myself and post without giving a fuck about what people see. So, hi. Stay a while, get to know me. Send me an ask or two if you wanna ask anything. Talk to me if you'd like. ^^ I'm not that shy.

[kitkreation]

Rowena Ravenclaw: Wait, Salazar, how come you ended up with the shittiest common room? We dished out the money to make them equally AND you're the richest sod out of all of us

Salazar Slytherin: [thinks back to installing a giantass slide into the Chamber of Secrets and putting a statue of himself in it]

Salazar Slytherin: Uhhhhh... taxes [sweats heavily]

[careens]

he was a tater tot, she said see ya later thot

[careens]

she ran a hater blog, he said he was pepe frog

[ididntneedyouipickedyou]

ohyes-kiki-yesyes

[jimshdunnnn-deactivated20160902]

im a fucking clingy ass person so i love when other people are clingy too like yes please reassure me that you don’t hate me and you actually enjoy being around me

[virginiaisforhaters]

Every time donald trump comes up in conversation I make damn sure to mention that he’s a violent rapist. I don’t want anyone forgetting that.

[fuckincutie]

IS HE not surprising but I’d never heard that before ??

[virginiaisforhaters]

TW for rape, violent assault:

“After a painful scalp reduction surgery to remove a bald spot, Donald Trump confronted his then-wife, who had previously used the same plastic surgeon.

“Your fucking doctor has ruined me!” Trump cried.

What followed was a “violent assault,” according to Lost Tycoon. Donald held back Ivana’s arms and began to pull out fistfuls of hair from her scalp, as if to mirror the pain he felt from his own operation. He tore off her clothes and unzipped his pants.

“Then he jams his penis inside her for the first time in more than sixteen months. Ivana is terrified… It is a violent assault,” Hurt writes. “According to versions she repeats to some of her closest confidantes, ‘he raped me.’”

Following the incident, Ivana ran upstairs, hid behind a locked door, and remained there “crying for the rest of night.” When she returned to the master bedroom in the morning, he was there.

“As she looks in horror at the ripped-out hair scattered all over the bed, he glares at her and asks with menacing casualness: ‘Does it hurt?’”

Trumps lawyer on the incident: “You’re talking about the front-runner for the GOP, presidential candidate, as well as a private individual who never raped anybody. And, of course, understand that by the very definition, you can’t rape your spouse.”

So basically not only did he violently rape her, it was dismissed with the claim that it is impossible for someone to rape their spouse, which we all know is bullshit.

[fuckincutie]

This is horrible thank you for taking the time to find that for me. I am disgusted

[virginiaisforhaters]

He is a terrible human being, racist piece of shit, rapist, and still an overwhelming amount of people want him to be president. Frankly, it’s terrifying. I will move country if he becomes president.

[askskaiahigh]

Mituna is offline

have a gif of me forgetting what i was doing, like usual… -Tuna-Mun / Danny

[kitkreation]

So cute.

[kitkreation]

I miss being excited about life tbh

[forty1daydream-deactivated20210]

every time my mood drops, it’s like i can hear everyone around me sigh a silent exasperated sigh of, “not again”

i promise that i am just as sick and tired of it as you are

[cannalligraphy-deactivated20240]

This is the realest shit I ever read.

[gergi-blog]

[fivetail]

when you’re sad and horny at the same time

[delzdesigns]

If you’re reading this, I’m your dad now.

Go cut the grass.

[oneyouforget]

It’s 2 am

[delzdesigns]

You heard me. Use a flashlight.

[jazeth]

it builds character

[sadmyballoonflewaway-deactivate]

[klouwnshu]

I almost didn’t turn the sound on.  I almost missed out on the greatest thing I have witnessed all week.

[ilookextremelygood-deactivated2]

*wraps around significant other’s body* this is my home! this is where i live!

[makethisalifetime]

I get so jealous because I know how easily replaceable I am.

I’m nothing special (via makethisalifetime)

[softcore-boyfriend-deactivated2]

Anonymously message me with your opinion of me

[baekhyuneeh]

Blow up my inbox.

[kitkreation]

Would you rather..

Fuck, kill or marry

This or that

Personal questions

Creepy anons

Random questions

Advice

Love/hate

Anonymous secrets

Anything you want!

[ilmareditroppo]

[bootybruises]

i shouldn’t be reblogging this but whatever i’m sad and i do what i want

[archived-zombbean]

So many of my friends…you One day I’ll see you…

[theotherurlsitriedaretaken]

towearthewhite

[strangeparker]

nicole….

[ghostsisreal-deactivated2018050]

distastefulmurder

comrszachwahls glad we don’t have to do this anymore <3

[spookyceeblathers]

my brother is sitting in the chair in my room studying a practice test thing for his final test before he becomes a fully certified EMT tomorrow and he’s mumbling some of the questions out loud and he just went “a child has fallen from a monkey at school…” and he just got dead quiet and stared at the wall for like a solid minute with the most stricken look on his face before he whispered “there’s no protocol for monkeys”

bro

bro it means monkey bars 

[spookyceeblathers]

now he’s googling “child falls from monkey” and apparently the only thing that pops up is Fall Out Boy’s “Thnks Fr th Mmrs”

[spookyceeblathers]

 I M  L AHUGNI N G SO H ARD  HE WENT INTO THE KITCHEN LIKE 5 MINUTES AGO AND STARTED A CONVERSATION WITH MY MOM AND I HEARD HIM JUST STOP MID SENTENCE AND THEN SHOUT “FUCKING MONKEY BARS”