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im a gemini + mercury dom. more of a learning blog

[kitstrology]

hey guys im moving

this blog died so im moving to @despairstrology !!

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when scorpios n capricorns send u messages about how scary their signs are n how you shouldn’t “play games” w them bc they will “tear you apart” 

[sexandtheastrology]

stfu you know damn well it would be a huge mistake to be on a scorpios bad side 🔪

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Dominant Heavenly Bodies

To start, you can find your dominant planet through the chart in this post. In this chart your dominant planet will be in the largest percentage.

Heavenly bodies are considered dominant if they meet one or more of the following conditions:

• It rules the Sun Sign, Ascendant Sign and/or Dominant Sign • It is posited near one of the Angular Houses • It is in the Sign of its rulership • It forms many aspects (certain angles that heavenly bodies form in relation to each other)

It is not unusual for a Chart to possess multiple planets that meet these conditions but the strongest will be considered your true dominant.

Dominant Sun:

The Sun is a fatherly figure to those it rules. He strengthens their inner fire and allows it to shine. The Sun drives natives and grants them a confidence unmatched.

At their best: successful, direct, inspirational, extroverted, friendly, passionate, loyal, executive

At their worst: prideful, envious, stubborn, controlling, unrealistic, indifferent to others, exhibitionist

Dominant Moon:

The Moon is a maternal figure to those that it rules. She watches over them and bestows inner strength and an understanding of the undercurrents of society.

At their best: intuitive, adaptable, considerate, imaginative, empathetic, social, emotionally intelligent

At their worst: lazy, moody, emotionally unstable, needy, uncontrollable, flighty

Dominant Mercury:

Mercury is swift and intellectual and it he makes those he rules much the same. He makes their minds remarkable, a weapon or tool unlike anything else.

At their best: inquisitive, intellectual, witty, orderly, curious, social, logical, dynamic

At their worst: cold, dishonest, insensitive, distant, unstable, flighty, impressionable, suppresses emotion

Dominant Venus:

Venus, planet of love, makes those it rules true romantics. Caring and loving, Venus bestows artistic and social abilities.

At their best: artistic, physical, charming, expressive, caring, empathetic, confident, social

At their worst: manipulative, lazy, superficial, materialistic, hypocritical, restless

Dominant Mars:

Mars can be a harsh ruler as it is the planet of aggression. His natives are prepared, however, for any challenges they may face with their vitality and determination.

At their best: energetic, outgoing, determined, courageous, bold, resourceful, independent

At their worst: vicious, destructive, controlling, argumentative, immature, rash, violent, cutthroat

Dominant Jupiter:

Benevolent Jupiter grants his natives good fortune. Jupiter is a positive planet which inspires natives to learn, grow and discover their purpose in a healthy way.

At their best: spiritual, open-minded, optimistic, creative, egalitarian, confident

At their worst: dogmatic, immature, unrealistic, lacks common sense, lazy

Dominant Saturn:

Severe Saturn can make for a difficult dominant planet but he still cares for his natives. This planet is strong and wise, he gives these same gifts to those he rules.

At their best: determined, patient, grounded, hardworking, ambitious, observant

At their worst: cold, cutthroat, selfish, insensitive, harsh, apathetic, authoritarian, unemotional

Dominant Uranus:

Uranus can be quite unpredictable and wild. They bestow passion and a remarkable for ingenuity.

At their best: dynamic, independent, open-minded, inventive, expansive

At their worst: eccentric, aloof, volatile, insensitive, unrealistic, uncontrollable, detached, suppresses emotions

Dominant Neptune:

Neptune, planet of the surreal and mystical, grants his natives a dreamy, gentle personality but also a remarkable understanding of human nature.

At their best: gentle, sympathetic, creative, intuitive, open, spiritual, emotionally intelligent, generous

At their worst: unrealistic, impressionable, ungrounded, passive, dependent, controlled by emotion

Dominant Pluto:

Pluto is a terribly powerful planet which can be both beautiful and fearsome. Its natives are blessed with its power and magnetism.

At their best: confident, magnetic, independent, intuitive, powerful, direct, unyielding

At their worst: controlling, demanding, violent, perverse, obsessive, cruel, cold, unsympathetic

Find your dominant heavenly body, element and mode here.

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your dominant element and sign description

Dominance in: 

Air: If you are air-dominant, you are very conversational and intellectual with others. Your imagination is amazing, leading you to appear as very clever and intelligent. Air dominant people are very fair and offering. 

Fire: Being fire-dominant, you are very creative, unique, and powerful appearing. You are a lively spirit, and others appreciate being around you. Fire dominant people are fun, creative and self-assured. 

Water: Water dominant individuals are sensitive and caring, and they feel deeper than others. Being water-dominant, you are caring and motherly, caring for people at your very best, gracefully. 

Earth: If you are earth-dominant, you are the grounding to a group. You know when to stop, and refuse to do the wrong thing. You have logical mind, which others appreciate and others go to you for advice.

Dominance in:

Aries: Enterprising, Impatient, Spontaneous, Daring, Active, Courageous and Energetic are traits you will express.

Taurus: Reliable, Loyal, Ambitious, Practical, Sensual, Grounded and Calm are traits you will express.

Gemini: Adjustable, Versatile, Adaptable, Witty, Conversational, Bubbly and Enthusiastic are traits you will express.

Cancer: Caring, Sensitive, Heart-Warming, Gentle, Faithful, Loving and Protective are traits you will express.

Leo: Kind, Big-Hearted, Confident, Energetic, Optimistic, Strong, and Loyal are traits you will express.

Virgo: Meticulous, Organized, Helpful, Practical, Hard-Working, Intelligent and Modest are traits you will express.

Libra: Tactful, Kind, Romantic, Charming, Just, Diplomatic and Balanced are traits you will express.

Scorpio: Focused, Brave, Mysterious, Trustworthy, Balanced, Intuitive and Ambitious are traits you will express.

Sagittarius: Positive, Straight-Forward, Humorous, Courageous, Intellectual, Philosophical and Kind are traits you will express.

Capricorn: Practical, Ambitious, Organized, Hard-Working, Wise, Patient and Cautious are traits you will express.

Aquarius: Friendly, Truthful, Unique, Humanitarian, Visionary, Inventive and Independent are traits you will express. 

Pisces: Imaginative, Caring, Sweet, Kind, Compassionate, Intuitive and Selfless are traits you will express.

Find out all of your dominants here

[virgoassbitch]

someone: I feel this way about this topic

libra and pisces: yeah same!

someone else with an opposing view: I feel this way

libra and pisces: yeah same!

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this probably won’t get any notes since i’m such a tiny account but if you want to take this quiz you can find it here ! after pulling an all-nighter crying over tsoa, i created this because i don’t think i’ve seen this type of personality test floating around before! hopefully it’s not too inaccurate since i’m not an expert on the subject. this was inspired by the pottermore sorting quizzes here and the greek godly parent quiz here 

feel free to tag what you got if you finish it! mine is the realist

if you don’t want to take the quiz but you still want to know, the possible outcomes were:

the chosen one: authentic, brave, bold, intuitive, natural, passionate, stubborn

the realist: practical, understanding, honest, brutal, logical, creator, intelligent, sensible, down-to-earth, reasonable

the doppelgänger: manipulative, self deprecating, intelligent, knowledgable, ambiguous, caring

the master: determined, obsessive, powerful, charismatic, confident, rash, challenging

the defender: loyal, selfless, guardian, youthful, honest, unguarded, courageous, basically a gryffindor

the warrior: purposeful, adaptable, loyal, agressive, mindful, decisive, skillful, isolated, destroyer

[astrologycity]

reblog with what you get and your sign!! the chosen one // sag

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the chosen one // aries

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realist // libra

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the defender // libra

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The realist // taurus

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the master // scorpio

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the doppelgänger // Capricorn

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the warrior // capricorn

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the master // gemini

[kitstrology]

dropping hints that im a(n)

aries: i will get mad over absolutely anything

taurus: i will eat all your food at your house

gemini: i will be another person tomorrow

cancer: i will cry for 9 hours over a tv show

leo: i will compliment myself for being nice

virgo: i will fix things that arent broken

libra: i will call you my friend but i hate you

scorpio: i will say ‘i hate everything’ at any time

sagittarius: i will be better than you at everything

capricorn: i will work without being asked to

aquarius: i will point out how different i am from everybody

pisces: i will whine about everything in my life

[kitstrology]

do you ever wish you could try out being a particular different sign?

HMM i wish i could try out being a moon/mars dom (im a mercury dom)

id love to have a sagittarius sun! i love sagi’s a lot. id also want to try out being a taurus bc?? theyr very different from me but im always attracted to them haha

[kitstrology]

if two people were to switch star signs for a day, which combination do you think would be the best learning experience for both people? and which one would be the most catastrophic?

HMMMM this is a good question!

i think a gemini + cancer switching would be a good learning experience. or cancer + leo. 

the most catastrophic id imagine would be pisces switching with virgo. they wouldn’t be able to handle it imo

[aquarian-madness]

Earth and/or air influenced people are almost always fascinated with psychology, they’re the kind of watch murder documentaries to try and see what makes the killers tick. They’ll read psychology books for a peak inside someone else’s head. The kind to want to dig deep in somebody’s mind and know how to trick and deceive them, though they rarely will use these tactics.

[kitstrology]

why your sign is cool

Aries: you’re so outgoing in a childish-yet likeable way. your energy is so youthful and it’s so refreshing in this day n age

Taurus: you’re so chill to hang around! if i had a stressful day, i’d go chill with a taurus. you guys always have food + comfort

Gemini: you always have new ideas and new thoughts! you guys are super flexible and easy to get along with, super funny

Cancer: you can always relate in some way, and you guys are really easy to vent to and you give the best comfort

Leo: you guys are so fun to be around! youre so sunny and bright, and give killer advice

Virgo: you all are so smart and kind!! you all always offer to do things for others and dont really expect much in return

Libra: you all are so gentle and pretty, you always have something beautiful to share

Scorpio: you all have a dark but gentle energy, you can always handle talking about ‘dark’ subjects and dark things.

Sagittarius: you guys are so fire-y and headstrong. you guys always tough through things and look fine while doing so

Capricorn: you all are so practical and real, you’re honest in a kind way and very mature and grounded

Aquarius: you guys are so wild and hard to keep up with, but in a fun way! there’s never a dull moment with you

Pisces: you’re so dreamy and idealistic, your dreams are so beautiful and you guys always try so hard for others

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archetypes for the signs

ARIES: the daredevil, desert rose, lone ranger, the heroine, femme fatale, rock star, warrior/amazon princess, provocateur, flirt, slut, seductress, competitive girlfriend. TAURUS: the caretaker, sweet pea, Eve (of Adam & Eve), Aphrodite, pin-up, beauty queen, trophy wife, silent screen actress, banker’s daughter, millionaire heiress, earth mama, nature lover, queen, matriarch. GEMINI: art salon-hostess, flirt, intellectual, magical fairy, elf or sprite, Cleopatra, Puella (eternal little girl who won’t grow up), storyteller, provocateur, trickster, shape-shifter, actress, networker, muse. CANCER: the mother, love poet, mommy’s little girl, the orphan, a lush orchid, the incurable romantic, heaven, oyster and pearl, a lighthouse, sister of the moon, safe haven, statue of Liberty, shells on the ocean floor, buried treasure, Dorothy (the Wizard of Oz). LEO: the artist, ingenue, creator, attention-getter, clown, showgirl, diva, queen, actress, flame tulips, Beauty (Beauty & the Beast), popular one, lover, enchantress. VIRGO: servant, rescuer, Cinderella, sexual priestess, Virgin Mary, madonna/whore, angel, helpful one, enchantress, Garden of Eden, the invisible one, prostitute, expert, critic, nag, codependent, masochist, love slave. LIBRA: a diamond, social butterfly, judge, scales, red rose, lead ballerina, director, ultimate hostess, one-half of a power couple, tightrope walker, negotiator, peace-lover, lover, mediator, sensitive, “lover not a fighter”. SCORPIO: the black widow, prostitute, phoenix, thorny red rose, belly dancer, erotic dancer, smoldering ashes, scorpion, seductress, celibate, psychologist, jealous one, fortress, the betrayer/betrayed, vampiress, alchemist, shaman, spy. SAGITTARIUS: the gypsy-wanderer, seeker, nomadic princess, explorer, safari guide, mapmaker, fortune-teller, the student, high priestess, exotic foreigner, philosopher, temptress, Puella (eternal little girl). CAPRICORN: daddy’s little girl, adult, provider, ice queen, prostitute, power suit, status-seeker, role model, woman in a man’s world, boss woman, single lady, wise woman, wizard, hermit, experienced one. AQUARIUS: the sexual rebel, outsider, glamourous one, trend-setter, untouchable beauty, truth-teller, caged bird/free bird, prisoner of love, free-spirit, peace-lover, idealist, visionary, friend, humanitarian. PISCES: hopeless romantic, magical child, actress, illusionist, victim, martyr, compassionate healer, mother teresa, beloved, good samaritan, lost soul, soul mate, codependent, sadist, psychic, rescuer, guru, ocean, siren, devotee, dream weaver.

[kitstrology]

Signs as Overwatch characters

Aries: Junkrat (Jamison Fawkes)

Taurus: Mei (Mei-Ling Zhou)

Gemini: Tracer (Lena Oxton)

Cancer: Hanzo (Hanzo Shimada)

Leo: Ana (Ana Amari)

Virgo: Mercy (Angela Ziegler)

Libra: D.Va (Hana Song)

Scorpio: Widowmaker (Amélie Lacroix)

Sagittarius: Sombra (???)

Capricorn: Pharah (Fareeha Amari)

Aquarius: Lúcio (Lúcio Correia dos Santos)

Pisces: Bastion (Siege Automaton E54)

[kitstrology]

dear ppl who arent mercury doms/pluto doms

do not try to manipulate ppl it aint gonna work

[sexandtheastrology]

Water signs 100 percent the nosiest people I’ve ever met. They want to know all your business but they demand privacy 🙄🙄🙄🙄

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An air sign and a water sign trying to manipulate each other

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Stop omgggg