It's Horny Hour Somewhere

Nsfw/horny posting sideblog for @kitten-cab00dle. 20

[bloodstainedmuzzle]

Resident Evil 4 Remake (2023) Leon S. Kennedy [ 1 / ??? ]

[palm-top-tiger-deactivated20240]

[darkcomedies-deactivated2022042]

recontextualizing fry and leela as an annoying but earnest twitch streamer and his inexplicably hot and intimidating girlfriend

[darkcomedies-deactivated2022042]

no actually. recontextualizing fry and leela as an esports champion turned twitched streamer and her boyfriend who is just kind of there on stream sometimes and has his own emote

[darkcomedies-deactivated2022042]

fry: [gets home from work and accidentally wanders into frame]

the chat: FRY 🍟🍟🍟🍟 [pog] 🍟🍟🍟 he’s back 🍟[pog]🍟[pog]🍟 WHAT IS THAAAAAAAT 🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟 mad lad 🍟 how was ur day fry 🍟🍟 FRY b3nd3r(mod): LEELA PUT A LOCK ON YOUR FUCKING DOOR 🍟🍟🍟 am i supposed to know who that is or [pog] [pog] 🍟 OH NO HE’S UGLY 🍟🍟🍟🍟 [b3nd3r has set the chat to subscribers-only]

[artofcereal]

op im deeply sorry but this post has been haunting me for weeks

[meowlgbt]

wouldnt it be really funny if all these anons were just sent by one guy pretending to be a horde of insatiably horny transsexuals. and his name is greg or something. he works at an office and makes smalltalk like a normal person

3 separate responses in my head

1) bit of a weird ask to send unprompted

2) you err in thinking these should be mutually exclusive. many horny transsexuals r forced to be office gregs who makes smalltalk every day. if it was just one id be honored

3) actually ive been sending myself horny anons this whole time and you've all been witnessing a pathetic girl's egofuck loop & enjoying it

[euamopipoca-deactivated20120215]

Put a / in the year you were born, so we will have an average age

[sociallyanxiousdragon]

Before 1990: //////

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After 2000: /

[sociallyanxiousdragon]

This is what we did before polls, when we could still edit posts

[rincewitch]

stone age tumblr utilizing primitive tools

[lactating]

there is milk in girls

[lactating]

and we can get it out of them.

[tgirlbignaturals]

whatever you say tumblr user lactating

[lactating]

[meowlgbt]

hiii hiii dont wake up im gonna do pervy stuff to you ok? gonna wake up a mess ok? good girl

>///////< ookayyy. wakes up in the middle of your pervy stuff but you shush me and tell me it's ok&& i fall back asleep

[benihana-circumcision]

ally

[puppybeargf]

⚠ WARNING: YOU HAVE BEEN INFLICTED WITH THE UNSTOPPABLE URGE TO GET THROATFUCKED.

[puppybeargf]

⚧ ADDENDUM: THIS POST IS ABOUT LESBIAN SEX

[spicymancer]

Snow Cone Featuring Quiver and Huang Feng, Guest Starring: Malberrybush's Malyna, and TheWonko's Prysm! Also Green is there. And some robot guy. Bonus panel under the jump

[mioxenoblade]

Greatest hits 2019-2019

[dontworryaboutitsposts]

[covermeinflexseal]

girlbulge shaped like this heart emoji

[kitttenteeth]

[syntheticorange]

[pronouncingitwang]

[ID: A text conversation between a contact called UE and OP. Messages from UE read, This is your Uber Eats delivery driver, the following message is related to your order. awww who's a hungry kitty? :3 is it youu are you the hungry pet? aww look at you OP replies, dawg what the fuck Their next message, which is half cropped out, reads, "meeeeee :3"

The reblog adds tags from visibun that read, "#meeeeee :3 #this phrase being cut off feels like watching a horror bit about someone getting possessed by the main bad ghost #you see their eyes flash a certain color for a second and then the scene suddenly ends and goes on to the next bit #fav #that phrase lives in my mind"

/end ID]

[puppygirl-hornyposting2]

girl is your cock a tactile fidget toy because I wanna play with it all day

[mysticfemme]

I'm a simple femme, I fantasise about watching my partner playing an aggressive contact sport whilst I sit up in the stands wearing a tiny dress and their oversized jacket with no underwear on, and once everyone has finally left the pitch they drag me into the changing room, pull off their top to reveal just a sports bra and their exposed muscles, and then finger me up against the wall until I'm crying and my moans are echoing off the walls

[spiritualdowngrade]

getting kind of lightheaded thinking about being the blowjob pet for a house full of trans people. watching movies on the couch and fingers curl in your hair as someone pulls you toward their crotch. I think i hauve covid

[fellming]

Merry Xmas!