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academicgangster

cpericardium

hey everyone "I" have something to show "you"

cpericardium

#I... I think you guys are mistaking first person for second person?#or you just read first person very differently from me #when I read first person I imagine it's someone telling me a story directly. like we're sitting across from each other talking

mollybeenoel

favouritefi

Finally bought some good china

heycallmered

imagine you get invited to a nice dinner party and when you sit down at the table, this is your plate and everybody else's is blank, and they all act like this is completely ordinary.

todaysbird

saw my first prairie warbler ever…dead by the side of the road…there is no agony like seeing a lifer bird DEAD

thumpers-dae

im not a bird watcher, but i hadn't considered this type of grief before. im so sorry. I looked up your bird and did an art about it. I hope thats not inappropriate.

todaysbird

i’m not going to lie, this immediately made me tear up. thanks for giving me my perfect sighting!

ursiday

Earth

Accidentally got smacked in the boob by the guy training me (when he stretched his arms above his head). He got all flustered and apologetic, then when I said "you can't really avoid them, I know they're huge," he laughed so hard he choked on his own spit.

I already like him bc he told his girlfriend "work just hired a girl for the team" and she said "poor thing, bring her some snacks!" -- and he actually did bring me spicy Fritos.

#glad to be of service #ugly journaling