derek’s mutt 🔞

18 year old otaku who is VERY normal about derek goffard. MDNI pretty please!!

[kittenchancorruption]

☆ Hi! I'm mookie-chan! I’m 18, this is my alt account for evil fandoms mweheheh.

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request status and rules--;

headcanon & drabble reqs are closed!

full-lengths & oneshots reqs are closed!

queue: 5

I do not currently write for OCs, so please do not ask for OC specific writing!

NSFW request are allowed!!

(general asks are always open!! please talk to me!!)

fandoms I write for:

• BTD, TPOF, YKMET, YBF, Hellsing

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Strawpage (please read!)

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Twitter

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byf + dni--;

I currently don't have a dni because I never really check who follows me, plus most people don't listen to dnis anyways. If you make me uncomfortable, I will simply not interact, or block if need be.

I love interacting with different people, so don't be afraid to shoot a DM or ask to be mutuals. If I don't respond, I'm either busy, haven't seen your message, or probably forgot to respond. (ᵕ—ᴗ—)

Thanks!

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[kittenchancorruption]

help.

[70u7]

Derek is so fuckign Hot i HATE HIM I HAYE HIM I HATE HIS GUTS I HATE EVERYTHIGN ABOUT HIM FUCK HIM FUCK EVEROYEN IN THIS GAME!!

[kittenchancorruption]

Although I really love the idea of Derek being some sort of canine beastkin (gives us the opportunity to put him on a leash!!) I 100% believe he’d be some sort of cat. Think about it. With the way he is? He already seems the type to knock shit off of counters just to annoy people- but as a feline beastkin, all of his preexisting asshole behaviors would be amped up by a million.

Kitty beastkin Derek would bother you for attention, just to snap at you once you start touching him too much.

Kitty beastkin Derek would wake you up by smothering your entire body with his. Why? Just because.

Kitty beastkin Derek obsessively grooms himself. If you interrupt him during this, he WILL scratch you.

Kitty beastkin Derek steals food off of your plate, and acts like he did nothing wrong when you’re bothered by it.

And yes, Kitty beastkin Derek drinks milk before bedtime.

[kittenchancorruption]

You’ve inspired me. @plnkbow

Derek on a leash

[kelsi-w]

Redraw my old sketch :P

[kittenchancorruption]

derek goffard would unfortunately use ChatGPT. I’m sorry. it’s true.

[eyne1s]

Old and recent drawings

[kittenchancorruption]

forgot to post thisssss..

derek you evil pervert. get off of her!!

[kittenchancorruption]

I see all of your requests!!! I will probably be able to get to them this thursday. thank you guys for being patient

[kittenchancorruption]

oops I lied. it’s the end of the semester so I’m gonna be a bit busy until I’m done with school. requests on hold until then!! I’ll get to the as soon as I can.

[kittenchancorruption]

I know Derek already has a secret sweet tooth, but I bet he has a soft spot for anything strawberry flavored.. (Or anything fruit flavored in general, but strawberry is his biggest favorite.)

He absolutely thinks that strawberry milk is better than chocolate milk. He’d inject straight strawberry syrup into his veins if he could. He loves anything artificially and chemically sweet. Nobody knows about this though, it’d fuck with his image so bad.

Is he rich? Yes. Does that stop him from buying the cheapest, red40 saturated candy he can find? No. No it does not.

[kittenchancorruption]

YKMET style art for @kiyosaki-kiri ^o^

[liamzart07]

My college assignment got me so frustrated that I had to make this meme to calm myself down.

Anyways yeah, I REALLY like Derek... 🤭

[kittenchancorruption]

I see all of your requests!!! I will probably be able to get to them this thursday. thank you guys for being patient

[nano0o0]

You insult one furry and suddenly here come all their friends 🙄🙄🙄🙄 pack it up five nights at Freddy's

[cosmickoshi]

Excuse me I'm extremely normal about The Character. Yes I got a stomachache thinking about them in passing and needed to lie down for a bit before I felt well enough to go about the rest of my day. But apart from that I'm completely and utterly normal about them.

[nano0o0]

Idk what to write here ... :P