pat the bunny / johnny hobo sentence starters for the anarchist muses
This’ll probably be kinda long, so sorry about that if it bothers you. Feel free to change up anything you like, these are just to use as a base! Would also work for antiheroes or just generally gray, I think! Or just if you like them use them lol! tw for drug and alcohol mention
“Here’s to our lives being meaningless.”
“Freedom doesn’t have a purpose.”
“ I can smell the pigs around the corner.”
“ A casket buried six feet deep for everybody’s hero(s).”
“ And how beautiful it is…”
Whiskey is my Kind of Lullaby
“I was a loner until there were no friends left.”
“Before someone offered me drugs, you know, I was straight edge.”
“Everyone’s quit ‘til you offer them a cigarette.”
“I’ll drink myself to death.”
“ I’ll drink myself to sleep ”
“ My aspirations and my apathy.”
“I might be sleeping in the ditch tonight.”
“Whiskey is my kind of lullaby.”
“I was sober all morning; 'til I woke up this afternoon.”
“Before the booze wears off, let’s take another shot or two.”
Church Hymn For The Condemned
“Life’s like the feeling when you had a point, but forgot it.”
“ Had a ticket for my train of thought, but I lost it.”
“God gave me instructions on how to live my life. But I couldn’t read his handwriting. So I burnt them last night.”
“I’d take the beauty of chaos over ugly perfection.”
“I’ve woken up on the wrong side of the bed every day since 1987.”
“I can feel myself slipping away from any chance of redemption.”
“I don’t even want any part of heaven.”
“A guy on TV offered to save my soul toll-free.”
“Instead, I’ll wait in the bushes outside of a cop’s house, holding a twelve gauge.”
“God isn’t dead, but I’ll get that bastard some day!”
“I’d take the beauty of my chaos over anyone else’s perfection.”
“Nothing scares me as much as the fact that I don’t give a shit for redemption.”
“I’ve got my forty ounce and a system to overthrow.”
“No one to worry about, and nowhere to go.”
“I traded in my hope for a hangover and a headache.”
“I’m contemplating rope, but can’t tie knots that great.”
“But who needs love? Not me!”
“Who needs friends? I got me!”
“Who needs sex? I got me.”
“I traded all my pain for all your priceless pillow talk.”
“I’m not too old enough and I think I care too much.”
“If I found God anywhere, it would be by the tracks.”
“I took two tabs of acid yesterday afternoon.”
“I found I’d ruined my life and everyone else’s too.”
“I guess this is what my teachers warned me drugs would do.”
"But they forgot to mention the way that the morphine makes the pain go away.”
“I’ll always remember the good times in my spine.”
“Cause at least in hell there’s rock 'n roll and ain’t no Jesus Christ.”
“I swear I left my sanity someplace in this mess.”
“ Crumpled between empty beers and packs of cigarettes.”
“ Kick my last hope to pieces and just hope for the best.”
“Ask anyone who knows me.”
“I’m mean and bitter, and a failure at everything that I say I believe.”
“I never think about anyone at all.”
“ My exhaustion will consume me.”
“ I’m too tired for the truth.”
“ I’m sure you’re not surprised.”
“ It must be someplace in my eyes.”
“I don’t know why I am this way.”
“I’ve been like this since I can remember.”
“I’ll fall to pieces anyway.”
“I’m not a good person, not even to you.”
“Fuck it, you know it’s true.”
“ I’m lazy, I’m a coward.”
We don’t get tired, we get even
“We’re up all night dreaming.”
“We’re up all night scheming.”
“We don’t get tired, we get even.”
“I’d still be on the outside of the world we dream of building.”
“But that could never change.“
“ Any four walls are a prison to me.”
“We might ride together until we reach freedom.”
“ We might ride till we reach justice.”
“ Then I’ll get out alone, and walk till all the world is dust.”
“ I’ll still be on my own.”
“ Any society is prison to me.”
Let’s Take a Ride Like We Used To
“Came into this world a loaded handgun, firing at random.”
“Hit the people who were closest.”
“Some of them still don’t talk to me.”
“Can’t say I blame them for a second.”
“I’ll try to aim more carefully.”
“It’s too late for that, I reckon.”
“Not too late for regret.”
“Let’s go for a ride like we used to.”
“But we’ll take the cash instead.”
“Stack it high, my friend, until it reaches to the sky, and us and god can call it even.”
“ Told him that you were the shooter.”
“They’d never take you alive.”
“Ran off never to be seen again.”
“When they strike, hit back harder, if you can’t just hit back meaner.”
“Everybody’s got a name, and an address.”
“let’s take a ride like we used to daggers drawn, screaming "liberty or death,”.”
“Came in this world a loaded handgun. I’ll leave it empty, or not at all.”
“This car is a war machine that runs on nicotine and gasoline.”
“D-d-d-don’t you fucking know this is the wrong side of the road?”
“ Who needs brakes when it’s all downhill from here?”
“If we ain’t died yet then, just maybe we never will.”
“I woke up afraid of losing everything; thank God that I already have.”
“So if you love me then listen: mind your own fucking business!”
“If you love me enough to stay, then please love me enough to stay… enough to stay away.”
“I’d love you if I could.”
“What I am is drunk, and what I am is mean!”
“Seat belts are for people who have time to die.”
“Hell, I don’t even have time to sleep.”
“I don’t wanna miss a moment of loathing everything that I see.”
“I stay up nights afraid of everything.”
“Aw, shit, I wish I had a job to quit.”
“I wish I had a boss that I could tell to fuck off.”
“Give me the satisfaction of a dramatic exit.”
