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honestly frodo’s journey is so wild
like, imagine your uncle goes missing after his birthday party, and his old stoner friend from out of town tells you the souvenir he brought back from a vegas trip 80 years ago is actually satan’s mood ring and now zombie assassins are coming to burn down your town unless you and your lawn guy meet up with medieval hozier in a dark gastropub…
This is the funniest synopsis of lotr I’ve ever seen
Fear and Loathing in Lothlorian.
This is.... Absurdly cute. What the fuck.
It's worth noting that the reason the beaver wants the water to be deeper in the first place is that the Beaver is using the deep water as a pantry:
All summer and fall, beavers gather up branches with the leaves they actually eat, and store it in the deep end of the Pond, where the cold water and limited oxygen keep the leaves fresh all winter, so when it's negative 20 outside, a beaver can take a dip out of it's lodge, grab some refrigerated leaves in the (relatively) warmer water and go back to it's cozy little nap hole while everything else is out there suffering and eating bark or the like.
So it's less "there's a leak in my house" and more "OH SHIT THE FRIDGE!!"
You just came back from the human world
MC: Where's my Baby~
Mammon: Here I am-
MC: Not you.
Mammon: Oh...
Asmo: Jokes on you-
MC: Not you either.
Asmo: WHAT!!!
Lucifer: *Smirk at himself before standing up* I'll let you slide this one-
Cerberus: *Ruff* *Ruff* *Ruff*
MC: There he is! *Walks past the brothers* I miss you, my baby pup~
MC: Who's been a good boy while I was gone.
Cerberus: *Ruff*
Dunno if anyone has done this one already but...
Gilbert: My therapist said that I should write letters to people I hate and then burn them.
Mc: Did it help?
Gilbert: Yeah, burning them made me feel better... But what am I supposed to do with the letters?
Mc: ...
Everyone else: ...
Sebastian: *sets plate down* Careful, your pancakes are hot.
MC: Thank you, so are you. I-I mean—Ahem! *cough cough* 😖😖😖
*Yves dating Emma*
Yves: *slamming the door open* DO YOU OWN A GUN?!
Emma:… No?
Yves: then why is there bullets in my bedside table!! *holds up a ‘bullet’*
Emma:… yves…. That’s a tampon.
Lucifer: Where are you all think you're going?
Mammon: To kill a slimy loser
Lucifer: Pardon?
Beel: A guy hurt MC
Lucifer: ...
Lucifer: [pulls out a rifle from his desk] Let's go
Mephistopheles referring the brothers: How do you manage them?
MC: A few rounds of sex and they’re docile.
The brothers, calm and happy.
@l3viat8an @leavesandflowers
This deer carefully maneuvers its antlers to walk under a gate.
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I noticed licht doesn't have a kiss fic yet. Sorry, I know you're busy with the broken heartstrings series rn but I'm gonna trow it in anyways for when you might have time, before i forget about it [again]
hugs ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ and Love, V
A/N: Thank you for the request @viohasgoneintothewoods 💜 Licht has been requested several times before (hello Licht kiss anons!) but I wasn't sure how to fulfill it without it being a bit darker than some of the other kiss fics. But now that I have thrown myself into writing angst, this request fits right into Broken Heartstrings (and is a lot faster to write)! So here you go!
Word Count: 568
His name means “light.”
And when he holds you in his arms, you believe the warmth that fills your heart rivals any bright ray of summer sunshine. Peace and contentment flood you at the feel of his strong embrace, a fortress that would withstand anything if it meant protecting you. He is a bastion of love, a bulwark you can hold on to in the face of any turbulent storm.....but what do you do when those very arms are what is shaking? When the light you know he possesses begins to dim?
His name means “light."
But the man you love is haunted by shadows. The past has a dark grip over him, long tendrils that snake their way silently through his mind, that wrap around his heart like black, thorny vines and squeeze.
He is a paradox: delicate strength. Mighty fragility.
Next suitor to cross off my "I haven't written this suitor yet" list:
Kanetsugu
Fenrir
Shakespeare
None of these - write more IkePri
Best "Mom" of a series
Sariel
Comte
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Hideyoshi
Because I'm having fun, favorite problem child award goes to
Clavis
Shakespeare
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Mitsuhide
Using this for Ikemen polls because I'm not allowed to have them yet (Thanks, tumblr)
Hey all! So I want to plan out the rest of the pregnancy/dad/baby headcanons for a loooooot of Ikemen suitors. I want to try and plan it out so that everyone gets some love and that one post isn't overwhelmed by a bunch of popular characters and some others fall to the wayside.
So. Here's how it's gonna go.
Vote for your top two suitors. There are four different polls. These are the links so you can find the one for IkePri, IkeVamp, IkeRev, and IkeSen. All right here in each post together so its real easy to get to!
You can vote two times. I mean, if you REALLY love one of the suitors, hell, you can vote for them twice if you want.
I'm really excited to write more of these out. I have so many ideas brewing in this 'lil brain of mine.
With love,
Ally
Voice your opinion on the poll: Favorite IkeVamp Suitors
reblog this to fuckin BITE all your mutuals
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