yarnnerdally

I’m Ally! 30 lvls. Fandom, Ikemen, fanfic, creative, seamstress, cosplay. @yarnnerd on ao3 💕

[yarnnerdally]

Aha! A Masterlist!

Hello, my dears! My name is Ally. It’s a pleasure to meet you. I’m 30 and I work full time. I’m also abhorrently in love with Garrus Vakarian and Hitoya Amaguni. You can find me being infatuated with a number of otome and visual novel characters (forever simping for Theodorus van Gogh, Jin Grandet, and Beelzebub.) Below you will find all the yummy information I know you’re just dying to get to!

Commissions: OPEN (see link here)

Requests: CLOSED

If you enjoy my work and want to buy me a coffee, you can do that here! Thanks for supporting me and all my shenanigans 💕

Things I write fanfiction for:

Ikemen Games: Sengoku, Vampire, Revolution, and Prince

Hypnosis Microphone

Baldur’s Gate 3

Honkai Star Rail (limited characters, please ask)

Characters I do not write:

(IkeVamp) Vlad, Charles

(IkeSen) Kennyo, Ranmaru, Kichou, Keiji, Kanetsugu, Shingen, Motonari, Yoshimoto

(IkeRev) Dalim, Dean, Mousse, Oliver

(IkePri) Gilbert, Keith, Kagari, Azel

(Obey Me) Thirteen, Mephistopheles, Raphael, Luke

(Baldur’s Gate) Gortash, Orin, Ketheric Thorm, Aylin, Isobel, Raphael, Harleep (there may be a few others, just ask.)

Content I do not write:

Rape/non-con, dubcon, suicide, attempted suicide, murder, inc*st, yandere, p*dophilia, z*ophilia, cheating/NTR, major character death, underage.

Please Keep In Mind!

I will not write any NSFW content for anyone underage. Minors, please do not interact with my NSFW content. I do my best to weed out ageless/underage blogs. You will be blocked.

Ikemen Vampire Writing

Ikemen Sengoku Writing

Ikemen Revolution Writing

Ikemen Prince Writing

Twisted Wonderland Writing

Shall We Date? Obey Me!! Writing

Hypnosis Microphone Writing

Current WIP count: :’)

Current Request count: :’)

P.S. The sorting of work into the appropriate posts will happen... eventually. I promise lol

[yarnnerdally]

While I hate it visually, I'm just glad I get an aura that warns me of an incoming migraine now instead of the migraine just settling in.

[yarnnerdally]

I GET THE KATAKURI LOVE NOW

Its not like I was against it before, just didn't know him.

BUT NOW I DOOOOOO 😍😍😍😍😍

[yarnnerdally]

On episode 815 of One Piece and I told my roommate I've resigned myself to the fact that I really like One Piece.

Roommate: Yeah? You think?

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

things to say after fucking up egregiously

pack it up boys we've made a social blunder

let's run that again

one more time normal style

I'm going to become a statistic

further proof god is out to get me

it's because I tore my acl senior year

I couldn't do it for religious reasons

my ex took my talent in the divorce

good thing nobody saw that (said directly to someone who definitely saw it)

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I got a watering can (finally). Everyone, meet Sir Reginald Eustace McBigBack III.

[namelessthirst]

thinking about the fact that shoulder cuddles are blocked on valentino and vox because Fluff and Big Ass Head and im so mad about it.

imagine being drunk af and just wanting to snuggle ur face into ur bfs neck but u cannot because his big fucking dumb face is in the way

vox: i can turn my head yknow-

you: ITS NOT THE SAME. *actively sobbing*

option 2 like

val: *combs his fluff for more room*

you: *POMF* ... acceptable. *engaging koala mode*

val: *smug af*

vox: *babycomeback.sfx*

[yarnnerdally]

My sweet baby when I come home from work 🥰

[mounted-archer]

Commission for @garfbin

The way I CACKLED the whole time 😂😂 thank you!!

[kosmogrl]

you’re not irredeemable you just need to go outside and sit in the sun

[kosmogrl]

you’re not irredeemable you just need to go outside and sit in the sun

[yarnnerdally]

Today is off to a good start! Came into work early (6am ugh) buuuuut there was a present for me in the fridge! My coworker left me some lychee hehehehe

[galaxywarp]

picks you up and wiggles you around a lot and then puts you back down

[paper-mario-wiki]

there's a game which automatically conscripts you into play when you create a tumblr account, and its scoring rubric looks like this

and if too many of the things you want to have sex with are in the pink zone of this triangle you score low.

you have probably seen this game played without realizing it. whenever somebody says "hear me out" they are looking to score more points.

[paper-mario-wiki]

yes, thank you

[paper-mario-wiki]

been thinking about this some more. i find it very funny that people are, somewhat predictably, trying to score more points in the notes.

for those people, here's a more specific map, as well as examples for each section:

[yarnnerdally]

I don’t know how you feel about spoilers but you might want to look at a guide for how to navigate the Alistair romance 🌹 there’s a few different ways for it to play out

Hiya!

I knew going in that there are many ways the romance could turn out, but no spoilers please! I'm intrigued to see how things go with my gut instincts. My 2nd playthrough with romancing Alistair I'll definitely follow a guide to see where the paths converge.

If you know the plot lines and are interested to know where I'm at in the romance, I'll pop those in the comments just in case there are folks that haven't played and want to avoid spoilers :3

[yarnnerdally]

TIL how to create a rule in Outlook to automatically sort emails and I've never been so overjoyed lol