the hellscape of me

I don't know anymore, but I actually have managed to attract people to this hellscape. Well howdy! I'm Eileen (I actually do lean more to the left so please no jokes). she/her pronouns demisexual af. I love everyone, but will not be scared to smack a bigot.

[william-snekspeare]

hey everyone I adj abdhjsbfjkk

[xenosmorch]

is that a carpet python

[william-snekspeare]

new species bowling alley carpet python

[knight-of-night]

Bowling Constrictor.

[dreamyfreakout]

Have you played Rebel Kitsune yet? 👾👾👾

[ladysparklefists]

idk I just love how we Young People Today use ~improper~ punctuation/grammar in actually really defined ways to express tone without having to explicitly state tone like that’s just really fucking cool, like

no    =    “No,” she said. 

no.    =    "No,” she said sharply.

No    =    “No,” she stated firmly.

No.    =    “No,” she snapped.

NO    =    “No!” she shouted.

noooooo    =    “No,” she moaned.

no~    =    “No,” she said with a drawn-out sing-song.

~no~    =    “No,” she drawled sarcastically.

NOOOOO    =    “No!” she screamed dramatically.

no?!    =    “No,” she said incredulously.

[allthingslinguistic]

I’ve been calling this “typographical nuance” and I have a few more to add: 

*no* = “No,” she said emphatically. 

*nopes on out of here* = “No,” she said of herself in the third person, with a touch of humorous emphasis.

~*~noooo~*~ = “No,” she moaned in stylized pseudo-desperation.

#no = “No,” she added as a side comment.

“no” = “No,” she scare-quoted.

wtf are you kidding no = “No,” she said flatly. “And I can’t believe I have to say this.”

no no No No NO NO NO NO = "No,” she repeated over and over again, growing louder and more emphatic. 

nooOOOO = “No,” she said, starting out quietly and turning into a scream.

*no = “Oops, I meant ‘no,’” she corrected, “Sorry for the typo in my previous message.”

[whenimgod]

I cannot express how strongly I absolutely love language and writing and communication but if anyone asks why I will be showing them this post from now on

[sabertoothwalrus]

last night my brother asked me if I ever get two completely unrelated songs stuck in my head together and then several hours later sends me this

[sabertoothwalrus]

this song is just what executive dysfunction feels like

[smooththegoofyshark]

This is my soundtrack at all times

[sharkboxes]

[hp-mineccraft-deactivated202607]

If I don’t see each and every single one of you reblogging this, I swear to god

[cityglowing]

This user is very fucking Jewish and hates all fucking Nazis and Anti-Semites! :D

[woodstockgirlie]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

And y’all better get off this user’s blog if you don’t hate all fucking Nazis and Anti-Semites! :DD

[soapiewaltened-deactivated20220]

This user isn’t Jewish but hates Nazis and wants to be a good ally to Jewish people

[superattacku]

Remember that Raccoon that was crushed by the cruel fate that is cotton candy plus water? Well, there was a happy ending after all!

[thechubbynerd]

LOOK AT HIM HE LEARNED

[effyoutrav]

give him anything he wants

[shortvideosandstuff]

[the-absolute-best-posts]

[organicslut]

[crowsent]

remember, this is for a DOOR lock.

remember that when picking a DOOR lock, you have to apply a little bit of pressure to your tension wrench (the thing that you use to turn the knob). too little or too much and you wont be able to pick the door open. you can use anything for the tension wrench. a bobby pin. bits of wire. a paper clip. etc.

its best to be completely silent when youre picking locks bc theres this small ‘click’ when youre picking that you might miss if youre using headphones or listening to music.

.

if youre picking one of these

you jam something thin and long above one of the rotation dials and you push up on the shackle.

. if its one of these

you get yourself some shims. (or make one. you can make shims out of fucking soda cans), you wiggle them in the tiny space between the shackle and the body of the lock, and you pop these suckers open.

. for a chain deadbolt,

you get something flexible but sturdy and you just push this fucker down

. for one of these rotating combination locks

you can also shim this motherfucker open. jam your shims between the shackle and the body and pry it unlocked. if, for some reason, you dont wanna shim it open, maybe you dont have a shim or you just like a challenge, this bitch can be decoded ridiculously easy. heres what you do:

spin this bitch to the right about two or three times to “reset” it. then you pull up on the shackle a bit, and turn it right slowly until you hear a click. your number is two spaces further. then you turn left 360 degrees until you land on the right number again, and start turning this motherfucker left until it stops. when it stops, turn right. if its loose, its the wrong number, keep going left. if its not loose, you have the right number, and you turn right all the way until this bitch pops

.

now you know how to pick several common locks!!!!! congratulations!!!!

[summerwithaniinit]

Thanku

[spadedfox-deactivated20230116]

Thank u v much

[spencerthespacer-deactivated202]

[fox-in-the-wheat-deactivated202]

THIS IS THE HARDEST I HAVE LAUGHED IN SO LONG YOU HAVE CURED MY DEPRESSION

[ywg]

This is one of the greatest posts I’ve ever witnessed. The payoff was amazing.

[randomslasher]

My roommate heard it going and went “OH MY GOD is it EVER going to resolve?” then the payoff hit and she busted up laughing

[byjove]

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The spiritual successor to Miette

[manicgoblinnightmarewoman]

Might I also add

[shydestinybread]

May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

[unyanizedcatboys]

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

[vagueenthusiast]

I did it, motherfuckers

Click here to find out which highly which aesthetic™ colour you are

[kittu-kitty-kitkat]

Forest Green

[official-lucifers-child]

hey guys definitely do not use this concise list of site to get movies and shows

this is an incomplete but helpful list of site one might theoretically use to illegally pirate movies and shows!!! lets spread this around so everyone knows to not use these sites!!!

europixhd.io

zoogle.com

gowatchseries.com

123movies

fmovies

bmovies

levidia.ch

watchseries.movie

couchtuner

flixtor.to

putlocker

myflixer.com

i hope you all know that it is bad to use these sites!!!!

[tiktoks-repost]

I am a citizen of the United States of America and I DEMAND MY RIGHT

[webbed-caligraphy]

For the free calligraphy could you mayhaps do "Catholicism is just simping for jesus "?

Mayhaps I could

[kittu-kitty-kitkat]

I love it

[anime--irl]

Anime_irl

[turing-tested]

self care is putting yourself to bed on a regular schedule because it’s the base treatment for mood disorders

there’s no twist or anything it’s just really really good for u to sleep at consistent times

[m86-deactivated20171116]

me reading this at 5am:

[turing-tested]

me, reading my own post at 5am:

[beepbeepbeepbeep-deactivated202]

𝔗𝔬𝔰𝔰 𝔞 𝔠𝔬𝔦𝔫 𝔱𝔬 𝔶𝔬𝔲𝔯 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔯

𝔒𝔥, 𝔳𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔢𝔶 𝔬𝔣 𝔭𝔩𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔶,

𝔒𝔥, 𝔳𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔢𝔶 𝔬𝔣 𝔭𝔩𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔶, 𝔬𝔥𝔥𝔥

𝔗𝔬𝔰𝔰 𝔞 𝔠𝔬𝔦𝔫 𝔱𝔬 𝔶𝔬𝔲𝔯 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔯,

𝔒𝔥, 𝔳𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔢𝔶 𝔬𝔣 𝔭𝔩𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔶

uncensored version on Patreon: patreon.com/posts/34980913

[kittu-kitty-kitkat]

Yeehaw we love us geralt being geralt

[redcabooze-moved-deactivated202]

reblog if youre an idiot. reblog if youre just a fucking fool.

[vampiredick]