The Kitty Gourmet

Chirps is a cat with a very refined palate. He resides in Somerville, MA.

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ATTENTION FANS: I HAVE MOVED TO BROOKLYN. PLEASE FOLLOW KATE'S EXAMPLE AND BRING ME ARTISANAL PIZZAS TO CELEBRATE.

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2016 RESOLUTIONS: STEAL MORE LEFTOVER AGED CHEDDARS

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BEHOLD THE SORBET FRUIT. IT LOOKS LIKE A LEMON BUT IT IS WHERE SORBET COMES FROM. I HAVEN'T BEEN OUTSIDE IN 2 YEARS BUT I'M PRETTY SURE THIS IS TRUE.

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BREAKFAST IS THE MOST IMPORTANT MEAL OF THE DAY AND AN OPPORTUNITY TO SPEND TIME WITH YOUR LOVED ONES.

KILL TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE BY CREEPING ON THEIR BAGEL SANDWICH WITH KALE, CRISPY EGG, AND TURKEY BACON.

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ENJOY A CHEESE PLATTER WHILE HUMANS ARE DISTRACTED BY VIDEO GAMES

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SAUTEE ARUGULA WITH BALSAMIC VINEGAR, THEN COOK EGGS OVER LOW HEAT WHILE SCRAMBLING THEN, KNOCK IT OFF THE PLATE AND ON TO THE FLOOR TO ENJOY

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A RIPE PINEAPPLE'S LEAVES SHOULD COME OUT IF YOU TUG

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CREAM IS SO LAST SEASON I ONLY EAT RAW CHEESES FROM FARMER'S MARKETS

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IF YOU HAVEN'T EATEN KOREAN FRIED CHICKEN YOU HAVEN'T LIVED

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A BREAD FILLED WITH RED BEAN PASTE?? WHAT WIZARDRY IS THIS

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WTF WE'RE OUT OF NONG SHIM RAMYUN. THIS IS A DISASTER YOU EXPECT ME TO EAT CUP NOODLES?? I WILL WALK STRAIGHT OUT OF THAT CAT DOOR, I SWEAR TO GOD.

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THAT'S A LOT OF MOCHI DOUGH YOU GOT THERE. WOULD BE A REAL SHAME IF ANYTHING HAPPENED TO IT.

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WHO PUT THESE ORGANIC GREEN BEANS ALL THE WAY IN THIS BAG? WAS IT FARMERS?? HELP I AM STUCK IN THIS BAG

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I STALKED THIS COMPOST COOKIE® FOR HOURS IN THE TALL GRASSLANDS. WHEN THE MOMENT WAS RIGHT, I POUNCED. IT STOOD NO CHANCE.

HEY HOLD IT CLOSER TO MY FACE

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LEMONGRASS!!

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THIS ORGANIC PURPLE KALE HAS MANY NUTRITIONAL BENEFITS ALSO IT MATCHES MY EYES, CHECK IT OUT, I PUT MY FACE NEXT TO IT

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3 LITTLE FIGS IS A CUTE CAFE DOWN THE STREET FROM MY HOUSE. THEY MAKE SOME DELECTABLE BAKED TREATS, LIKE THIS FRENCH TOAST MUFFIN. THANKS FOR DELIVERY SERVICE, HUMANS