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we're not kids anymore.
Jules of Nature
Cosmic Funnies

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Reblog if you're black tumblr.
You donāt have to be black, it just means you support us, you stand by us and your for us.
When a songās a banger but the lyrics hit a little too close to home
Have you ever asked yourself:Ā āWhat does the skunk say?ā unmute to find out
what a good and respectful wildlife interaction, from both sides!
Really not the sound I expected but a cute one nonetheless
I was so very productive in digital art class and made these soda ripoffs, enjoy
new interdimmensional d r i n c c s
TheĀ Titanoboa, is aĀ 48ft longĀ snake dating from aroundĀ 60-58million years ago. It hadĀ a rib cage 2ft wide, allowing it to eat whole crocodiles, and surrounding the ribcage were muscles so powerful thatĀ it could crush a rhino.Ā Titanoboa was so big it couldnāt even spend long amounts of time on land, because the force of gravity acting on it would cause it to suffocate under its own weight.
Iām so glad they arenāt around
omg me too. Iām scared enough of 26 ft long anacondas. Iām so happy Megalodons, those giant sharks, arenāt alive either
Praise natural selection
I remember watching Walking with Beasts or something similar, or some British tv show about evolution
The subject was something like a 12 foot long water scorpion
I was so startled by its sudden appearance and narration that I yelped: ā12 fucking feet?!?! Ā Iām fucking glad itās extinct!āĀ
Dude, prehistory was home to some fuckingĀ TERRIFYINGĀ creatures. For some reason, everything back then was enormous and scary. Extinction doesnāt always have to be a bad thing!
And Poppy, what you saw was an arthropod known asĀ Pterygotus (it was actually featured in Walking With Monsters). Not only was it as big (or maybe even bigger) than your average human, it had a stinger the size of a lightbulb. REALLY glad that bugger isnāt around anymore.
Also, Megalodon deserves to be mention again, because just hearing its name makes me want to never be submerged in water ever again.
GOD, I HATE THIS POST. HOW DO WE EVEN KNOW THAT SHIT ISNāT STILL AROUND? LURKING? EVOLVING? WE DONāT. WE DONāT KNOW SHIT ABOUT SHIT DOWN THERE. THE OCEAN IS A PRIMEVAL HELLSCAPE NIGHTMARE AND WE ALL JUST DIP OUR STUPID FRAGILE UNPROTECTED FETUS BODIES AROUND THE EDGES OF IT LIKE THATāS NORMAL. FUCK THE OCEAN.
this is so relevant to my interestsĀ
It wasnāt just the predators. North Carolina was once home to giant ground slothsā¦
THAT IS A GODDAMNED LEAF-EATING SLOTH.
Weāve got a skeleton of one of these fuckers at the museum downtown, and man, just being NEAR it is unsettling.
DONāT FORGET PREHISTORIC WHALES, SOME OF THOSE FUCKERS WERE TERRIFYING
AMBULOCETUSĀ WAS AMPHIBIOUS AND PRETTY BADASS
BASILOSAURUS WAS THIS GIANT REPTILIAN CETACEAN THAT PROBABLY SWAM LIKE A DUMB EEL BECAUSE OF ITS TINY FLUKES BUT THIS FUCKER WAS 60 FEET LONG AND AT THE TOP OF THE MARINE FOOD CHAIN
AND THEN THEREāS MY FAVORITE,Ā ZYGOPHYSETER,Ā WHICH WAS THIS HUGE EARLY SPERM WHALE THAT ATE SHARKS AND OTHER WHALES
IT WAS NOTHING BUT TEETH
The reason why the animals in the prehistoric times were so big was because there was much more oxygen in the atmosphere if I recall correctly. Because there was so much oxygen and so few carbon gasses, life on earth was able to grow to terrifying lengths and heights, donāt forget how giant the bugs were.
I have never seen so much prime nope in a single post
Also important to note that megalodon is theorized to still be alive,possibly living in the darkest depths of the ocean. They havenāt found signs of its extinction
scientists: āwe havenāt seen a megalodon in quite some time now, letās just hope itās exstinctā
This whole post is my JAM not gonna lie I am fascinated by massive prehistoric animals
honestly ash and pikachu are just vibing and Iām so down with it.
see now this Ash I can believe is a 10 year old
No meme has defined me like this one in a looong time:
AND THE AWARD FOR THE MOST MISLEADING OPENING SEQUENCE FOR AN ANIME GOES TO⦠DEATH PARADE! *applause*
my bf has many interesting stories and observations from his new job as a 911 operator
my favorite is how meandering people are, even in the midst of a terrible emergency
they respond toĀ āwhat is the emergencyā withĀ āwell, the thing is, four weeks agoāā
and then heās likeĀ āWHAT IS THE EMERGENCY RIGHT NOWā
and theyāre likeĀ āso what happened this morning was, i said to my wife, i saidāā
āWHAT IS CURRENTLY HAPPENING AT THIS MOMENTā
āoh iām having a heart attackā
my second favorite is how specific he has to get sometimes
like,Ā āwhat is your emergency?ā
āiām sitting in a pool of blood.ā
ā⦠is it⦠your blood?ā
āyes i think soā
ādo you know where itās coming from?ā
āprobably the stab woundā
āhave you been stabbed?ā
āoh yah definitelyā
In all fairness shock is a hell of a drug
OKAY SIT DOWN SHUT UP, WEāRE GONNA TALK COLORS
THIS IS SAPPHIRE
THIS IS TEAL
THIS IS PERIWINKLE
THIS IS AZURE
Ā AND THIS IS TURQUOISE
WONDER WHY THOSE ALL DONāT LOOK LIKE THE SAME COLOR? BECAUSE THEY ARE NOTĀ
OTHER THAN BEING PART OF THE SAME FAMILY OF BLUES, THEY ARE NOT ALL THE SAMEĀ FUCKING COLOR! WHY WOULD THEY ALL BE THE SAME FUCKING COLOR! DO YOU THINK WE JUST NAME NEW COLORS FOR KICKS!?!?!?
WHEN DESCRIBING A CHARACTERāS GOD FORSAKEN EYE COLOR, PICKĀ ONEĀ YA GODDAMN HIPPIE
As someone who is colourblind this post is fucking hilarious because they are in fact all the same fucking colour
things heating up in the fuckin uuhhhhhhhhh BLUE fandomĀ
So uhā¦.. fun fact about turquoise
They come in varying degrees of blue and green.
THIS IS TUMBLR
Can't believe it's been a year since I finished this š Still my best piece š
fucking 5 hit combo this oneĀ
why do I eat so much fucking SOUP
PLEASE do not fucking say that
Sorry this isnt vore related or wtv but this is fucking funny please
āSorry this isnāt vore relatedā is the kind of wild ass sentence I can only get on tumblr dot com
are you living or are you just jumping from one obsession to the other to run away from yourself
what are you the coping mechanism police or something
*bartender slides my drink to me from across the bar and i fucking fling it back twice as hard*
cashier: Iām sorry itās going to be a 5 minute wait for your food
old people: let me speak to your manager. This never would have happened in my day. And yet you all want the minimum wage raised. Iām going to kill you.
cashier: Iām sorry itās going to be a 5 minute wait for your food
millennials: okay, my apologies. I apologize for the inconvenience. Iām sorry Iām here.
me, walking into a store: are you guys busy? i can come back later. please donāt push yourselves on my account. things happen
Had a baby boomer in front of me at the Dairy Queen. She INSISTED she was a Blizzard EXPERT and there was simply NOT ENOUGH chocolate pieces in her blizzard and she wanted to complain to "whoever is in charge". She's going on and on with this teenager. The teenager is calmly explaining they make them all the same etc etc procedure etc etc. But this woman is now yelling at the teen.
So I walk past the woman and put money in teen's tip jar. Haven't even gotten ice cream yet.
Woman looks at me. Turns back and yells some more with the teen. I put more money in the tip jar.
The teen smiles at me. The woman can't think of what to say to me and stops yelling, because I'm looking at her dead in the eye like "atm is over there, I can go all night. The more you yell at her, the more money she makes."
Aggressive generosity to combat boomer selfishness is so punk