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@kittyqsgotclaws
Some of the muggleborns are trying to start a Monster Mash flash mob and it is highly entertaining. I have never seen so many purebloods look so confused before.
I’ve gotta see this for sure. Record if I don’t get there in time, PLEASE
You think this isn’t already on my Instagram? This is gold.
Some of the muggleborns are trying to start a Monster Mash flash mob and it is highly entertaining. I have never seen so many purebloods look so confused before.
Okay, so it’s totally my time to shine here. If anyone needs help making their costumes, hit me up, I live for this shit.
Don’t trust her. I asked her to make me a costume last year. I said ‘make it sexy’. She made me a ‘sexy minions’ costume. It was just an inflatable minion with abs drawn on.
You were too busy tonguing Frank or Francine or Frank and Francine or whatever to take part in my creative process. This is on you, babe.
Since somebody is busy helping other people with their costumes (rude), I went with a classic.
Obviously if I had helped you you would have better shoes.
Don’t listen to @curlyqoftwo I totally rock this costume game
Okay, so it’s totally my time to shine here. If anyone needs help making their costumes, hit me up, I live for this shit.
guess her passed her test!!!
Yasss, kween. Lookit you killing it.
Do you always answer your texts?
um, i forget sometimes, but I do my best!
You answer the important ones and the rest are just filler anyway!
that is not true! i always answer your texts! unless i’m at quidditch... then it just takes me a little longer to reply
Umm, all of my texts fall under “important” so?????
Do you always answer your texts?
um, i forget sometimes, but I do my best!
You answer the important ones and the rest are just filler anyway!
curlyqoftwo:
Hey, she was flirting with me. I thought they had an agreement or something. You know open relationships are all the rage these days. You should try it - oh, wait. You can’t even get a closed relationship. Or a one night stand. Or a makeout session in a closet.
Ahahhaha, no. I could 100% find a one night stand. If I were so inclined. Totally. 100%.
Is there someone who makes you happy every time you see them?
@kittyqsgotclaws, because I know that she will consistently make fun of my grandpa sweaters and I will consistently make fun of her chronic singleness. It is good crack.
I love you too, you bespectacled troll.
Ideas of a perfect date:
Honestly I’d go for just a not terrible date at this point.
“So apparently it is bad form to flirt with a girl who has a boyfriend. A, I did not know she had a boyfriend. B, she flirted back. C, I’m way hotter than the boyfriend. How am I the bad guy here?”
Yes Curly, that’s bad form unless they’re wanting a three-way. You stop flirting once you know they have a partner cuz you don’t want someone breaking your knee caps with the arms they just ripped off of your torso?????????
curlyqoftwo:
I suppose you look okay. For you. I think you need to add a grandpa sweater to finish off the look, though. You know, since those are my specialty.
I mean this in the most platonic “revolted by romantic thoughts of you” way: Take your sweater off right now. I will rock the sweater-rocher look and shirtless under a blazer is def gonna get my boy some action.
I admire that you even managed to cram a grandpa sweater into a formal look. Bravo my friend, bravo.
curlyqoftwo:
kittyqsgotclaws:
You still look like a ferraro rocher, but at least you’re not as shiney as I thought.
Oh I look damn good and you know it, Curly.
