|moonchild 🌙✨ |

marleys first daughter💨

[loonylein]

“Bân Arad fellow human! My name is Evolet. I could need a little help with some quests. Would you like to join me?”

[chubbinafatzarelli]

this is the single saddest thing I’ve ever seen on cutthroat kitchen

[serinos-kitt]

The contestant didn’t speak English as a first language Due to this the judge didn’t judge his dish as biscuits and gravy but as brisket and gravy and the contestant moved onto the next round After this Alton started explaining the dish he was asking them to make more in detail to make sure it didn’t happen again.

[artemistheartist]

THE CORRECT WAY TO REACT TO LANGUAGE MISCOMMUNICATION

[retrowaifu]

My fav sex position is actually when I have feelings for someone and they have the same feelings for me too

[northernwinedregs]

Hi brain, you obstinate fucker. I drank the clear splashy stuff. I ate the green things. I went under that bright fucker up there. I did the thing with the moving and sweating and whatnot. Now make the happy chemical, you lump of fuck.

[remade-to-threeeooo-deactivated]

i really wanna draw a cow. idk why but i REALLY want to

[remade-to-threeeooo-deactivated]

:]

[remade-to-threeeooo-deactivated]

theyre girlfriends

[remade-to-threeeooo-deactivated]

thank you all for the support this is the most notes my art has ever gotten! i know it’s just silly drawings of cows but it means a lot :D you’ve all made this stupid 15 yr old lesbians day

[artdusktea]

when your friends are talking about stuff you don’t understand but you still want to be part of the conversation

[jq37]

You know who did the teen hero thing right? Kim Possible, that’s who. She never messed around with that secret identity thing or with not letting her parents or friends know what she was doing so she never had to deal with, “Oh, I’m gonna miss this important family event to save the world”  or, “What’ll happen in my friends find out my secret identity?” bullcrap. It was like, “Mom, Dad. I gotta go deal with this Drakken sitch,” and they’d just be like, “Have fun. Tell Ron we said hi.” She had that hero/personal life balance thing on lock. I aspire to have my life as in balance as Kim Possible.

[thatadult]

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs

[theeeprotagonist]

reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol

[blkmedusa]

Karma will pop me if I don’t

[snowystater-blog]

bitty

[shitpost-senpai]

Actually, This is how the webcam was invented. 

At Cambridge University, they were sick of checking the coffee pot level, so Quentin Stafford-Frasier wrote client software for a greyscale 128x128 camera hooked up to an acorn archemedes computer.  Paul Jardetzky wrote the server program.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trojan_Room_coffee_pot

[americansylveon-deactivated2017]

Technology always comes full circle.

[loremerchant]

Necessity is the mother of invention.

[bastille]

゜・。。・゜☆゜・。。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜

nobody hates me more than i hate me 

゜・。。・゜☆゜・。。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜

[pandemoaniums]

not 2 be dramatic but u cannot trust men. u can only trust women and the moon.

[rockleeswife]

me: *flips dogs ear inside out* me: can u..,. hear better like this

[stinkyhat-deactivated20231213]

BBQ

blease be quiet

[cwote]

PEOPLE WHO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOURSELF WHEN YOU ARE SAD ARE SO IMPORTANT

[punkpineappple-deactivated20180]

tbh i never thought not feeling real would ever be a fucking problem in my life yet here i am

[idlikeanotherjack]

Penny to Jug be like:

[lovelysuggestions]

please dont get sick of me