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This is probably silly but I find it extremely hard to take pictures of my own butt, any tips for a fellow kinky girl? Your pictures are beautiful!

It’s a serious skill, here are some of the things I’ve learned in my years of study:

Natural light is best. Window-lit booty glows.

Check to make sure there are no weird shadows interfering with your light, take a few test shots and look at them to see what you need to adjust.

Arch your back for photos that feature your butt.

Don’t squeeze or tense your booty when you’re taking butt pics, relax your leg and butt muscles.

I take most of my butt pics myself. I either arch my back and reach around behind me, or I set up the auto-timer on my camera, keeping the camera lower than my waist level.

Most butt pics fall flat (HA!) because they’re taken from above the butt. Take the photo from below the butt. Like you’re looking up at that glorious booty. It’s super flattering and accentuates curves.

When I take photos of other people’s cute butt’s I get on my knees, and it’s not just to worship that sweet ass. Work that angle.

Bums look different when your legs are together and when they are apart. Also when you’re standing, leaning or bending over. Experiment with different variations and take note of what works well for your butt.

Underwear, lingerie and other clothes can make a butt pic even more interesting, and can hide any tattoos or parts you don’t want exposed. Pants pulled down, skirts pulled up, towels and bed sheets can all add context to a photo.

Garter belts frame an ass perfectly. Every time.

All butts are good butts. Like sunsets and puppies your butt is beautiful, but that beauty can sometimes be hard to capture with a camera.

Like most other things, you get better at butt photography the more often you practice, so put on some music that makes you feel sexy and document that booty.

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Craigslist Ads That Attract Certain Men

Need help with an ad? Are you stuck choosing a title? Don’t know what to write? Here are some tips that can help you get the most out of what you are looking for.

This post includes Ad Names and Ads to choose from.

Mind you, if you get flagged for any reason, it’s okay because you are allowed to post 5 ads a day.

1. I Am A Mystery (Insert City Here)

People often describe me as witty, charming, sexy and exotic. My favorite cuisines are Italian, Japanese and Thai. My favorite places to travel are New York, Miami and The Virgin Islands. My favorite drink happens to be Cosmopolitan, Long Island Ice Tea or a White Russian.

My motto in life is Like what you do, do what you like. I think you and I would complement each other very well.

Let’s have an unforgettable moment, shall we? I would like to be spoiled.

2. Intelligence Is The Ultimate Aphrodisiac (Insert City Here)

I am looking for discerning gentleman who has a great sense of humor, is intelligent, experienced, successful, kind, respectful, honest, affluent and refined that can afford the very best in life. My world is rich and diverse. My standards are high. I reserve the right to say no to invitations when appropriate.

3. Sophisticated Siren Seeks Suitor (Insert City Here)

I am most definitely not opposed to seeking an arrangement with a gentleman who is diplomatic, refined, exceptional and a philanthropic. You be will be impressed with my confidence along with my presence. I can’t wait to meet you.

4. Reservations For Two (Insert City Here)

I consider myself to be outgoing, adventurous, sexy, and ambitious. I like dining, shopping, spa treatments and traveling. I absolutely love the water! Anywhere that it is warm and sunny sounds great, let’s go! I enjoy the theater and art.

5. High Class Excellence (Insert City Here)

As a woman, I know my worth. I make the perfect confidant, lover, and friend. I am not opposed to exploring an arrangement as I have done something like this before. At the end of the day, I know what I want. The question is, do you?

6. Somethings Are Worth Pursuing (Insert City Here)

Are you interested in trying new and different cuisines with a lovely, young lady? Not only I enjoy distinguished company, but I love to laugh, smile and flirt. So let me enhance you with my curves, elegance, and intelligence over dinner and drinks. Age is only a number.

Here is a bous ad:

Dinner With A Beautiful Woman (Insert City Here)

I consider myself dangerously intoxicating, seductively passionate and I can show you a moment in time that will never be forgotten. Your poison is my pleasure as I possess a delicate touch that will leave tingling sensations imprinted in your mind long after I am gone. If you have the desire and time for an alluring encounter you will never be disappointed with the experience that awaits you.I am seeking a gentleman who is well mannered, well spoken, an avid traveler and easy on the eyes. You must be able to hold a conversation. I would like for a gentleman to adorn me and dress me up in beautiful fabrics while sipping on a glass of champagne.Does this interest you?

After you have posted your ad in the “Women Seeking Men” section and a man is “interested” in your proposal, you simply reply with this message below:

I am looking for a mutual beneficial arrangement/engagement where we meet when your schedule permits to do so. Hopefully, you aren’t opposed to what I am currently seeking.

I have done something like this before and the experience was great to the point where I would like to try again to see where things may lead between us.

Enclosed is a photo and please let me know whether you are interested or not. I am not here to waste your time and I expect the same in return. Thank you. :)

If he is “still interested” in your proposal and whenever you are comfortable doing so, send a message via email or text and schedule a date to meet.

Here are the rest of the ad names that I think you should use.

1. Late 40s To Early 60s

2. Eye Candy

3. Renaissance Man

4. Worthy Investment

5. Let’s Make A Toast

6. Knowledge Is The Best Weapon

7. Fountain Of Youth

8. Beauty And Brains

9. Well Mannered, Well Spoken

10. Class Act