Jack's Thoughts

Nerdy queer biracial psudointelectual dudebro from Los Angeles. I'll probably fall in love with you. Lots of universe to explore before this body suit wears out. Care to join me?

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[theonion]

[holy-punks]

My favourite translator said that when she was an ambassador for Hungary she took all these Japanese politicians on a tour and she was trying to circumtranslate ‘merry go round’ cause she didn’t know the Japanese word for it by calling it a ‘horse tornado for children’ and they had no blessed idea what she was saying and she finally started running in circles going up and down and they go ‘ohhhhh, in Japan we call those ‘merry-go-rounds’”

[depsidase]

[segamascott]

mr. gorbachev scooch those panties to the side a little

[sovietnam]

[ovadiah]

Makes me laugh far to hard, I think I need a new spleen

[medfly]

[goldenclitoris]

when yo girl see my dick

[vaginalover169]

[crlsgif]

happy LGBTAIQ+ pride month

[mevil]

[gordon-freeman-official]

[weaver-z]

I heard this metaphor growing up, and in my case, it backfired supremely, because I went out into my neighbor's backyard where a rose bush was growing, and the one I tested had like 30 petals (it was yellow, but definitely a rose of some kind), and as a very logical lass, I came to the conclusion that you could have premarital sex AT LEAST ten times before your future husband would even notice something was up. Moral of the story? Test your metaphors on the weirdest and most neurodivergent child you know before writing your weird religious propaganda.

[toothfairyinc]

never let the fact that you were born a girl stop you from being the gayest man alive

[kittydealer]

u/Fine-Dog-9874

[theonion]

In a surprise attack of astonishing brutality, oral cavity sources confirmed Thursday that the Listerine inside a local mouth was leaving 0.1% of germs alive in order to spread a message of terror throughout the microbial community. “The mouthwash killed my entire colony and then told me to bear witness to the horrors I saw today,” said a rod-shaped Porphyromonas gingivalis, adding that its cell wall was nearly dissolved when suddenly the 20 milliliters of antiseptic liquid retreated, leaving the bacterium with severe but nonfatal injuries. 

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spicy hot pot soup base video via bsky

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