will help you navigate job searching hell for some moneys
TL:DR if you need a resume consultation/PDF/want your LinkedIn looking beautiful keep reading and I will be happy to help you with what you personally need for a ko-fi donation you can afford
longer version: hi I'm Lost and I've been helping my friends write their work resumes for a couple years now. after my bootcamp it took them usually within 2 months to get and accept a job offer. proving to people that they have ~marketable~ skills even when they don't think so and then putting them in pretty recruiters' wooing words is something I have a lot of experience with (I started with myself and went from there lol) and now I want to use this power to help the good people of this website in exchange for ko-fi donation-of-your-choice.
there is a couple different things I can offer - if any (or multiple) of them sound like something of use for you - or anyone you know, be it friends or family - dm me with a proof of moneys donated to my ko-fi and I will be able to pay my bills and you will be able to hopefully get a (better) job to pay yours.
a conversation where I grill you and help you break down everything you've been doing in life (professional and otherwise) that could be converted into something that looks pretty on a resume and open your eyes to skills you didn't even realise you had that makes employers want you so bad it makes them look stupid
reviewing your current resume (if you have one) to see how it can be improved - help with re-writing it to sound more like straight out of a recruiter's most wonderful dreams
preparing a resume from scratch together - includes a final PDF and/or an editable version if you want one to be able to make future tweaks yourself without having to go through me. although I'll be there in the future to help if needed
setting up/improving your LinkedIn profile and yes I mean doing the annoying and tedious ass job of actually putting your work experience in there. and also making sure all the other sections of it look pretty and have you pop up in job searches
i guess i can help with job interview preparations too as far as non-technical questions go. the wonderful 'where you see yourself in 5 years' type questions we all love
I can offer all of the above in Polish and English (or both. yes I will prepare two versions of everything in both languages why not), but if you need a resume in another language we can still do the talking/figuring skills out etc parts and you'll just have to do the translation to your language yourself. sorry bilingual is as far as I got sadly
I do not have set prices because I understand job searching is often not when you have a lot of disposable money - I will spend a good couple hours at least on every one of you so. whatever you feel is fair + can afford is what I will be happy with. i'd be doing this for free if I did not have to cover my own damn bills and any little bit helps with that.
it would be the easiest to handle the conversations on discord because the idea of discussing anything at length over tumblr dms makes me cry but i can be flexible and we can hash the details out once you dm me with the donation proof.
disclaimer: I deeply despise the fact that we have to make ourselves marketable in these often ridiculous ways to be noticed by recruiters and able to earn money but hey if I can help someone get better at this stupid stupid game and have a better chance out there. I will
disclaimer 2: i understand job experience/linkedin profiles are tied to real life data and names and places etc. i will make sure to handle the process in ways that are comfortable for you. also i wouldn't know what the hell to do with your data even if i wanted to. i'm too busy getting owned in dead by daylight to try and do anything nefarious with it
i think that's all. let me know if you have any questions. here's the donation link again for convenience. drink some water
What are your prices for your resumè making services? I have a limited budget but I definitely need to develop a good resumè and if I can afford your services, it would be money worth spending
honestly, name your price and you can have access to my resume making services (which include conversations to help us figure out any 'marketable' skills you have and putting together a banger PDF you can send places) (I got several people jobs through this system), I don't have a set price cause I'm aware that people looking for a job usually don't have plenty money laying around, and anything that I do get will be more than I had beforehand and therefore a benefit for doing something that I would be most happy to do for people for free in the world where I don't have to worry about money.
I've set up a ko-fi - if you throw a tip that you can afford my way and dm me proof we will work your resume out :')
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