then believe in me

formerly @/ethannakamuradefender ✩⁠✷✩⁠✷✩⁠✷✩✷✩⁠✷✩ ♬⁠｡⁠☆ never catch me, never miss me at all *⁠.⁠✧♬ ⁠☆☆☆☆☆☆ ☆ kiwi || they/he/xie/xim/xir || aroace + transmasc nonbinary || minor || infp-t || fulltime yapper || people pleaser || overthinker final boss || in way too many fandoms || literally mike wheeler || might post my art sometimes || i don't have money for donations || pinterest || writing blog is @kiwis-ink-stains ☆ ✩⁠✷✩⁠✷✩⁠✷✩✷✩⁠✷✩

[kiwistarrrzz]

゛𑣲𝄞 ⸝⸝.ᐟ⋆ INTRO POST!! ⋆˚࿔

✶ hihihi!! you can call me kiwi (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

✶ my main fandoms atm are unstable universe and the search for the leviathan, but my other fandoms include state smp, sf/dawtde, tadc, the wifies debunk series, footage from an afterlife, the rosewood chronicles, project sekai (i haven't played it), percy jackson, heated rivalry, i saw the tv glow, dead poets society, and some others that i rarely post about

✶ i'm also currently watching lifesteal (squiddo and jumper's pov) and wato's end barrens video!!

✶ i'm planning to watch decayed and decrepit, chained life, state 2.0 + 2.7, and some pjsk stories

✶ my favourite minecraft youtuber is squiddo, and my favourite uu protag is spoke (⁠・⁠∀⁠・⁠)

✶ devious, scaredy cats, voidjump, partykillers, odyssey, mutiny, orbital and daybreak duo enthusiast (also just squiddo duos in general)

✶ side note but i'm an ex st/byler fan. if anyone cares

✶ i'm not a boundary breaker but i'm not a boundary warrior either. also please don't tag my mcyt posts with ship tags unless i have thanks 👍

✶ asks are always open!!

other stuff about me:

✶ i like writing poetry, art, reading, and music

✶ my favourite music artists are mitski, rabbitology, tv girl, the neighbourhood, the front bottoms, and i've been getting into tyler the creator!! (also i listen to a lot of animation meme songs)

✶ i'm really really bad at speaking to people so if you dm me and i don't respond for hours it's either because of timezones or my bad social skills i'm so sorry

𑣲𝄞 my tags!! ✮⋆˙

⤷#kiwi's rambles - my textposts/just me talking

⤷#kiwi's canvas - my art

⤷#kiwi's asks - responding to asks

⤷#kiwi's records - my music related tag i never use

that's about it, have fun!!

(creds to @awesome-mcyt-graphics, @mcyt-userboxes, @cyberjelly-graphics and the owners of the graphics :D)

[lypsys]

"Write character relationships that are normal" WRONG ☝ CODEPENDENCY BEAM 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

[parosysm]

Manepear ok I made this like 2 monthsago

[ltznugget]

Tax Duo Fanart!

First attempt drawing Wemmbu and EggChan (in a humanised version)

Thanks any support lel! C:

[beanbecute]

DOOMEDsday duo. Haha get it? Because they’re doomed? Haha? Tough crowd tough crowd…

[d-um3y]

Got to learn eventually

[celestial-fang]

Instead of the new dogshit Odyssey film you should watch Iphigenia (1977). It’s made by actual Greek people and focuses on a mother-daughter relationship to explore how women are sacrificed by powerful men in times of war. Also the main actress has the face of an angel 🙏 the whole movie is available on YT with English subtitles.

[napoleononthebellerophon]

the amount of lawsuits these exploited children are going to be filing 20 years from now is going to be crazy and im all for it

[appleboxdog]

“Man of Science , Man of Faith”

“I’m sorry for whatever happened that made you stop believing, but it’s all real”

Quote from Lost😛 that whole interaction they had in the sub thingy made me think of it… bottom quotes are also from Lost!!

[redstonedust]

neither a puppyboy nor a puppygirl they call me andogynous

[moshibery]

Spokeishere is spiraling

[daciancatamite]

"my great grandmother who survived 3 wars and raised 10 children by herself while working in a factory watching me go to therapy because my parents yelled at me" ok but your great grandmother was also miserable. maybe your great grandmother would be happy you try your best to not be miserable

[klapollo]

i actually think it's scary that we seem to be forgetting what regular human beings look like and that in some cases it's being deliberately accelerated by incels and their esoteric mythology of appearance now that they have the cultural microphone. it's scary that i can watch a movie from like 1991 and be like "oh if this woman was cast as a leading lady today it'd be a culture war outrage session about ugly women being shoved in our faces"

[athelind]

The Most Tumblr Punchline

I've noted before that my favorite punchline on Tumblr is "hang on, gotta look something up/okay that's funny."

Let me explain why:

It is a way to say "I don't get it" without blaming the joke or the teller.

It is a tacit admission of ignorance without shame or judgement.

It assumes responsibility for acquiring the knowledge the respondent doesn't already have.

It cues other people who Don't Get It to do the look-up themselves, allowing them to get that full impact of Getting It without derailing the post with explanations.

It gives subsequent readers, whether or not THEY got the joke, a little frisson of good feelings when they realize that someone else is now In On The Joke.

It not only makes the original joke funnier, it gets funnier the more often it's used.

[amiericegrainz]

Literally

[parritty]

do you miss who you used to be?

do you wish you could?

[big-kipper]

again