All the Puns . . . Toasted with Butter, Please.

A place to tumble through life and its mysteries; a new blog where I can Like what I like, and reblog fun things. I enjoy tea, books, history, geography, Sherlock Holmes, Ghibli, London, pokemon, and, of course, PUNS. I'll post these interests here along with a slew of other bits of this and that.

[misssophie0-o]

whats your hoard

[artsy-fantasy]

Art by Iguana Mouth

[antique-moonglade]

Star boi is so majestic love him

[lower-east-side]

DRAGONS!!!

If you don’t know IguanaMouth then you are missing out on stuff like this and also on one my favorite things to appear on Tumblr EVER - the alligator pumpkin comic

[isolate]

if you didn’t believe that England hates Donald Trump already: the most recent news of his visit today is that the mayor of London approved protestors releasing a £16,000 Trump in-a-diaper balloon to fly 98ft above ground when he visits, and literally no British person is surprised. Welcome to London.

[isolate]

I’m literally not kidding

[isolate]

the people who are managing the balloon are called trump babysitters. I’ve never loved my country more.

[eligantly]

i fucking love this country. Trust us to make the president feel welcome

[isolate]

the best part about this is that trump expected to have a royally welcome visit but as soon as he made an appearance, thousands of angry British people started chanting “fuck trump!” on repreat for hours.

[eligantly]

UPDATE: Trump has managed to generate a bigger crowd than Obama did, but for all the wrong reasons. The entirety of London is filled with angry anti-trump protestors, to the point where he is refusing to make an appearance due to fear for his safety.

[isolate]

Here are some fucking awesome protest signs being shown today. I hope we’ve made you proud!

[teacupfulofstarshine]

england, you’re doing amazing, sweetie, this made me so happy

[ironwoman359]

Ok, i’ve been seeing these all over today and I’ve been very happy, but I think “Trump wears poorly tailored suits” is the most hilarious and utterly British insult I’ve seen all day. It’s lovely.

[sugarsculls]

[nae-design]

Photogenic pastel parrotlets by Rupa Sutton

[vulture-jack]

The permian is interesting as hell but it is so

so deeply cursed

[vulture-jack]

X

[autumnobile-deactivated20200219]

Capitalizing the first letter while capslocks is on

[vulture-jack]

#delete later dont you dare act like this isnt a perfect addition to this post

[videopriest]

counterpoint

[vulture-jack]

The permian is what happens when you zoom in too far while drawing and then zoom back out and realize your anatomy is fucked to shit

[bunjywunjy]

upon further analysis

[karethdreams]

The Permian was apparently Earth’s Griffin “No Middle Sliders” McElroy phase.

[geekstudio]

I’ve been working on another new thing! This is a set of Pride ice cream cone enamel pins that I’ve been designing. I’m planning to run a kickstarter to fund them since I don’t have the money to make all of them and I really want to! So look out for these coming soon!

If you have other flags you would want to add let me know! Some of the options will end up as stretch goals but if the kickstarter does well enough I hope to have lots of options to choose. 

I’ll probably be making them all available as stickers too because I need some pride ice cream stickers in my life

[geekstudio]

Update with polysexual, polyamory, and non binary flags!

[brunz]

when the season’s grain yield is good and your family can afford a loaf of bread this week

[triss19]

the comment section is a gift 

[neveralonezine]

Hey! We’re ready to open pre-orders for our zine, Outcast, But Never Alone!

Outcast, But Never Alone is a TAZ zine celebrating LGBT characters and characters of colour within the Balance arc! We have pieces from 40 lovely and talented artists and writers, which you can check out in the previews tag over here!

This is a nonprofit zine, with all proceeds going to the National Queer and Trans Therapists of Color Network (NQTTCN) which gives support to LGBT clinicians and therapists of colour.

Here’s the link to the Gumroad! There are both digital and physical copies up for grabs, as well as stickers by the lovely @reb-chan​ ! The preorders will run until May 7th, at which point we’ll work on getting it all out to y’all!

Any questions can be sent here or to [email protected].

Reblogs are appreciated, but most of all, thank you guys for your continued patience and support! <3

[neveralonezine]

it’s the home stretch guys!! we’ve made it to over $6,000!!!! ❤️

[kiwitastes]

Support a really cool podcast, artists, and a good cause. 

[neveralonezine]

Hey! We’re ready to open pre-orders for our zine, Outcast, But Never Alone!

Outcast, But Never Alone is a TAZ zine celebrating LGBT characters and characters of colour within the Balance arc! We have pieces from 40 lovely and talented artists and writers, which you can check out in the previews tag over here!

This is a nonprofit zine, with all proceeds going to the National Queer and Trans Therapists of Color Network (NQTTCN) which gives support to LGBT clinicians and therapists of colour.

Here’s the link to the Gumroad! There are both digital and physical copies up for grabs, as well as stickers by the lovely @reb-chan​ ! The preorders will run until May 7th, at which point we’ll work on getting it all out to y’all!

Any questions can be sent here or to [email protected].

Reblogs are appreciated, but most of all, thank you guys for your continued patience and support! <3

[funimation]

💜💦

[thenasian]

[blaruto]

I still think Moana deserved an Oscar for this part

[i-want-cheese]

To me, the moral of Moana is that only women can help other women heal from male violence. 

The movie starts with the idea that the male god who wronged Te Fiti must be the one to heal her. This seems to make a certain sort of intuitive sense in that I think we all believe that if you do something wrong you should try to make it right. But how does he try to right it? Through more violence. Of course that failed. 

It was only when another woman, Moana, saw past the “demon of earth and fire” that the traumatized Te Fiti had become (what a good metaphor for trauma, right?) and met her with love instead of violence that she was able to heal. Note that they do the forehead press before Moana restores the heart, while Te Fiti is still Te Kā. Moana doesn’t wait for her beautiful island goddess to appear in all her green splendor before greeting and treating her as someone deserving of love.

Moana is only able to restore the heart because Te Kā reveals her vulnerability and allows Moana to touch her there. Maui and his male violence could only ever have resulted in more ruin.

[sometimesrosy]

Also important that it was the GIRL who returned the heart to Te Fiti. She wasn’t a woman. She was a GIRL. The innocence and strength of GIRLS before the world turns them hard and steals their hearts is a power in its own right.

If this is a metaphor for abuse and healing, it’s the woman who gets back in touch with her own youthful power, her potential, her hope, who finds peace and recovery. If we imagine this as Te Ka’s story, it is remembering her youthful strength that returns her heart and lets her become herself again.

[hogwartshousehabits]

The houses as gifs of doctor doofenshmirtz please

Gryffindor:

Hufflepuff:

Ravenclaw:

Slytherin:

[jehovahhthickness]

So important.

[babyanimalgifs]

[drunp-archive-deactivated201711]

[tyleroakley]

protect her

[thewhimsyturtle]

Garden Feast, Part 1 (Parts 2 and 3)

My personal garden is growing!! We’re not sure why my garden is only growing on the sides, but it sure is delicious!

[blackwoolncrown]

aaaaaaaaaa