Kjell000

Some of my own work, some things that i'm interested in, things i want to share [shifted to 99% reblogs of other stuff]

[dogpuppy]

[highonlife22-deactivated2026021]

using your city as a personality trait is such a funny phenomenon thats only allowed when you're from like 5 super well known american cities. imagine if like.. a polish person was like thats how we do it in kędzierzyn koźle

[syrenki]

you know that excitement when you realize you're in a location from a famous song. this is how i feel right now

[draconym]

I'm at a Gender Determination Party where we're competing to determine a baby's future gender.

what team would you join

human

homestuck

boy

sulphur

furry

cool S

crabgender

photorealistic horse

Voting ended onApr 4

[degenerate-perturbation]

Guests were invited to gender the party snacks

[degenerate-perturbation]

We have a winner!

[mj-ackerman]

Probably one of the things I love the most about Momokarun is how they're always in sync with each other, they matched each other's energy and they literally share the same brain cells

I love how it's always been like that from the moment they met and it never changed.

[dungeon-meshi-tournament]

Here are some of my favourite expressions! I hope they do well!

For the one with two faces, would I be right to assume you're submitting the Laios with the wavy mouth?

[dungeon-meshi-tournament]

best facial expression submissions (finally, a use for my desktop folder of silly dungeon meshi screenshots!):

I might crop some of these down a little to focus more on the actual face

[pangur-and-grim]

I feel so insane about ai. I've had face-to-face conversations with people who use it for therapy, who use it to calculate the safety of pill interactions, who use it for all their emails and grant applications and legal documents and academic papers and finance sheets and for every single question they have about the world, and if you tell them about the ecological costs they just laugh and say "I guess I've used a lot of water." and I've been in multiple gatherings of 10+ people where I'm THE ONLY PERSON who doesn't use chatgpt. it's turning me into a ranting raving pariah, because how don't you people see??? why don't you understand??????? this bullshit didn't exist five years ago, you absolutely do not need it, and it is destroying everything

[macavitykitsune]

@tharacelehar putting these tags on signal boost because well doesn't THAT just hit the nail right on the head

[werewolfclaws]

i feel like this is a dying art called 'being a good human being' anybody else agree. anybody

[gallusrostromegalus]

Sure we all know lots of animals, but there's absolute shitloads of animals and a lot of them have weird fucking names. NOTE: there are seve

I made a quiz about some of my favorite animals :)

[gallusrostromegalus]

Ask and You Shall Receive!

A sequel to my very popular and not at all rage-inducing animal quiz. After much constructive feedback, I've decided to try some new format

[gallusrostromegalus]

This came back up in my notes so we all get to enjoy* them again!

*Quiz 1 has an average score of 40% and Quiz 2 has an average score of 25%

:)

[showerthoughtsofficial]

People often say they hope their deceased pet dog is chasing squirrels in doggy heaven… what did all of those squirrels do to deserve an afterlife of torment?

[doggy-puppy-indulgence]

Dog heaven is also squirrel hell it’s a very efficient system.

[ubercharge]

i can’t stop fucking laughing at the thought of squirrels sinning so much in the mortal plane that they have to be sent to squirrel hell to atone

[sapphireswimming]

They know that the bird feeder isn’t meant for them

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

Gerard P Donelan

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

I love the notes saying this femme knows exactly what she's doing and it's all part of her flirting technique. You get it.

[kyrianne]

More of his stuff and about him

[kyrianne]

[kyrianne]

[laslloronas]

My absolute favorite of his work

[smulnsander-deactivated20251211]

[strawberryamanita]

Lest we forget "The Quilt" (not as funny, but worth a mention)

[nyaa]

horse with a dvd player on its back 2006-03-21

[nyaa]

wild

[nerveblot]

sorry I have some kind of brain disease

I suspect this was meant as a visual pun because this server is rated for 733 watts, almost exactly one metric horsepower

[creepymutelilbugger]

if it wasn’t for some kind of brain disease, we would all have forgotten this punchline. everyone say thank you some kind of brain disease

[dungeonmastersconsortium]

The way this shot is composed?? Cinema

A blur of motion and rage around still, composed, stoic grief in the center?? The way Katy is CLEAR as day while everyone around her is a BLUR? The fact that her BROTHER HAULED SO MUCH ASS THAT HE CAN'T EVEN BE GOTTEN IN THIS SHOT? Everyone's so FUCKING determined, there's no comedy on anyone's faces here.

Look, I know I have a weakness for comedies but this is cinema

NOT TO MENTION that half of the people in this crowd don't really like other people in the crowd. Actively DISLIKE in some instances, but they're all here for her

Lest you think I'm exaggerating, here's the shot in its context: one slow push in on Katy while the action happens around her. Because it's ABOUT her.

[blignick]

[isntnothing]

I’m in love with this stupid shirt

[pangur-and-grim]

[theconfusedacorn]

just saying it here, I would watch the FUCK out of a slice-of-life TV show continuation of Nimona where in which we follow Nimona, her sopping wet cat of a father figure, and his trophy-wife husband as they adventure outside the wall and experience the silly hijinks of daily life