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tastefullyoffensive

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snakeoilmonger-deactivated20210

:o

….

>:|

mtfautoandrophile

it’s so fucked up when you see something you KNOW is a portal to somewhere but you can’t figure out how to activate it. this is the most frustrating feeling that plagues modern man.

maltedmalaphors

a cat stuck outside a bathroom door ghost-wrote this

2196

froads

chemicals in the water turn the friggin frogs gay

blentgirl-deactivated20160923

“dont use ur phone or computer in bed and you’ll sleep better!”…… then wtf am I gonna jerk off too? the ceiling titty?????

hanktalkin

It’s call a lightbulb you idiot

belzarvie

ceiling titty

thirtyskeletons

one half of tumblr: target is a cursed, liminal space and there are ghastly forms in the dressing rooms

the other half of tumblr: i would hold both my wedding and my funeral in a target if i could

covid-69

as if those are conflicting interpretations of target

lezzginka

you: i enjoy drinking milk

me, pouring a ring of salt around myself: mhm yeah that’s totally understandable…

partlysmith

me: *bursts through your salt circle with my superior, reinforced skeleton*

deleteme-adub-deactivated201811

my future man can pick my big ass up and carry me to every room in the house

hemicoupe-deactivated20181215

I ain’t got no muscles. What if I just dragged you?

deleteme-adub-deactivated201811

you ain’t got no chance either so you highkey just dragged ya self

clamchowdurr-deactivated2022040

:(

11-11-1992

Me: *dials 911*

Operator: hello 911 what’s your emergency?

Me: I think I just witnessed a murder on a tumblr post come quick

pure

Tried to tell yall Gumball was the best current show on CN but tumblr isn’t into it cuz it has no ongoing narrative so they can’t give it the Steven universe effect and make 500 “deezcourse” blogs waging war against each other

nevaehtyler

realfootage

so heres something that happened that you all might find interesting

i was in a public bathroom today, in a stall on my phone, when i hear someone else briskly walk in, walk across the bathroom, close the furthest stall, and almost immediately start peeing thunderously like… extreme high pressure deadly force piss stream. it was Loud.

and like i feel a little awkward and i want to get out of there before they finish up. so, as their pee sounds are finishing, i leave my stall, wash my hands, and then suddenly realize. it’s quiet. all the stall doors are open. i look down and theres no feet. i walk down the row of stalls and look in every one and there is absolutely NO ONE in any of them. they were still peeing as i left the stall and couldnt possibly have left while i was washing my hands, there is only one door and i would have seen them in the mirror. there is no adjacent bathroom the noises couldve been coming from.

so like………………piss ghost