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@kkayboo12
it’s so fucked up when you see something you KNOW is a portal to somewhere but you can’t figure out how to activate it. this is the most frustrating feeling that plagues modern man.
a cat stuck outside a bathroom door ghost-wrote this
chemicals in the water turn the friggin frogs gay
“dont use ur phone or computer in bed and you’ll sleep better!”…… then wtf am I gonna jerk off too? the ceiling titty?????
It’s call a lightbulb you idiot
ceiling titty
one half of tumblr: target is a cursed, liminal space and there are ghastly forms in the dressing rooms
the other half of tumblr: i would hold both my wedding and my funeral in a target if i could
as if those are conflicting interpretations of target
you: i enjoy drinking milk
me, pouring a ring of salt around myself: mhm yeah that’s totally understandable…
me: *bursts through your salt circle with my superior, reinforced skeleton*
my future man can pick my big ass up and carry me to every room in the house
I ain’t got no muscles. What if I just dragged you?
you ain’t got no chance either so you highkey just dragged ya self
Me: *dials 911*
Operator: hello 911 what’s your emergency?
Me: I think I just witnessed a murder on a tumblr post come quick
Tried to tell yall Gumball was the best current show on CN but tumblr isn’t into it cuz it has no ongoing narrative so they can’t give it the Steven universe effect and make 500 “deezcourse” blogs waging war against each other
so heres something that happened that you all might find interesting
i was in a public bathroom today, in a stall on my phone, when i hear someone else briskly walk in, walk across the bathroom, close the furthest stall, and almost immediately start peeing thunderously like… extreme high pressure deadly force piss stream. it was Loud.
and like i feel a little awkward and i want to get out of there before they finish up. so, as their pee sounds are finishing, i leave my stall, wash my hands, and then suddenly realize. it’s quiet. all the stall doors are open. i look down and theres no feet. i walk down the row of stalls and look in every one and there is absolutely NO ONE in any of them. they were still peeing as i left the stall and couldnt possibly have left while i was washing my hands, there is only one door and i would have seen them in the mirror. there is no adjacent bathroom the noises couldve been coming from.
so like………………piss ghost
She is beautiful fuck off
You’ve heard of ‘elf on a shelf’.
Now get ready for
THERE WERE SO MANY AMAZING PHOTOS TO CHOOSE FROM THEY’RE ALL SUCH GOOD BOYS!
SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SH
Flood water leaking inside the house but caught by the paint.
what the hell is this
someone finally said it
say it louder for the people in the back