the renaissance is here

side-blog. i gave in i love twilight. i follow back from dogs----dogs

[bellavussy]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[tim-official]

there are two competing sects on this website - one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "neurodivergent" and one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "sexual content." i do not like either of them

[anarcho-gamerist]

I use spicy to describe food

[catgirlforeskin]

my food is mentally ill and I’m putting my dick in it

[fruitviking]

Twilight

[s4pph0m3t]

[hoahoahoahoahoa]

If Twilight wasn’t written by a Mormon, Bella would be all about trashy romance novels. She’d be a bodice ripper connoisseur. Stop booing me I’m right

[hoahoahoahoahoa]

I can abide by— and even actively support— most of the Twilight vampire lore. Smeyer got creative and was committed to the bit, and I can appreciate that.

But why did she take the fangs away? If they’re supposed to be super attractive, where are the gotdamn fangs

[hoahoahoahoahoa]

Bella: do you… have fangs?

Edward: of course not, don’t be silly

Bella (one of us):

[inky-duchess]

My characters: *having a peaceful moment*

Me, whipping out my laptop:

[suitfer]

bella: where are your fangs?

[roslaeahle]

hi i’m reading your 40+ chapter twilight fic rn and loving it so far! just got to the chapter after bella brings jake the bikes and saw your tumblr and had to come follow :)

aww thank you :) I'm glad you like it so far!! Keep me updated if you have any thoughts :D xoxoxoxo

[roslaeahle]

New Chapter + LEAHXNOAH WIP

DISCLAIMER: I own nothing. In fact, I just ate my last Cheez-It™. In other news, I’ve decided my witty titles are paramount to storytelling, so I’ve decided to include them. With that, I would like to invite y’all to read “Interview with a Vampire (Minus the Homoeroticism:/) with a fair degree of humility. I am so small, and I have no money.

ao3/ffn

[suitfer]

twilight renaissance happening once again (in my brain)

[embry-call-fan-club]

Whenever Bella left the Forks area code she got into so much avoidable nonsense

[sarafroot]

YERRPPPP

[rushman-art]

Your face when someone threw a liquorice at you

[ilovadmiralzhao]

What is Stephanie Myers's problem making her background characters more interesting than the mains. How am I supposed to pay attention to the guy who died from the Spanish Influenza when twins who were burned at the stake for witch accusations are there. Or the 1920s queen who killed her rapists one by one. Or the guy whose father was a vampire hunter. Or the

[storiecraft]

hi, i'm adding rosa/lie ha/le (anti smeyer) to my muses.

[roslaeahle]

New Chapter + LEAHXNOAH WIP

DISCLAIMER: I own nothing. In fact, I just ate my last Cheez-It™. In other news, I’ve decided my witty titles are paramount to storytelling, so I’ve decided to include them. With that, I would like to invite y’all to read “Interview with a Vampire (Minus the Homoeroticism:/) with a fair degree of humility. I am so small, and I have no money.

ao3/ffn

[twilight-shitposting]

dance battle