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[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

If they made Terminator 2 in 2018 John Connor would teach the T-800 to make bofa jokes

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

“ No, no, no, no. You gotta listen to the way people talk. You don’t say “affirmative,” or some shit like that. You say ‘big mood.’ And if someone comes on to you with an attitude you say ‘then perish’“

“And if you want to shine them on it’s ‘’begone thot"

“Begone, thot“

“Yeah, or ‘pee your pants’. And if someone gets upset you say, ‘stay in your lane’! Or you can do combinations.”

“Perish, thot.“

“That’s great! See, you’re getting it!”

“Big mood“

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

He dabs as he sinks into the lava at the end

[ethanhunt-deactivated20230911]

You’re scared of me because you can’t control me. You don’t, and you never will. But that doesn’t mean I’m your enemy.

[just-shower-thoughts]

“Senator” is an anagram for “treason”

[reinerist]

[sophfandoms53]

Sonic’s overall design in his games/cartoons/comics:

Sonic’s design in Disney’s Wreck It Ralph Movies:

Sonic’s design in his own movie:

The Sonic Fandom:

[500daysofeffyou-deactivated2017]

SpongeBob, where’s my order?

Did you look under the tray?

Oh. No I didn’t, sorry.

[entropychronicles]

my favorite part is, there’s two equally enjoyable and in character ways to look at this, he either

humored the suggestion sarcastically to express to spongebob how stupid it was

humored the suggestion seriously and hates himself for it

[petty-revenge-stories]

Training a new ski lift operator who thinks he's the best thing that's ever happened to the industry but left out one crucial detail.

warning: long story.

So I got this guy over to my lift, we were short staffed so we had a guy at the top and me at the bottom with this new guy on his first day of training. For the first 5 hours we’re both at the bottom and this new kid was doing great, he picked up the job almost instantly.

The only issue I had with him at that point was that he was cocky as hell and seemed to think that within 5 hours he had become the greatest lift operator in history, even going so far as to lecture me on things he thought I was doing wrong.

Before this whole first 5 hours I taught him how to start the lift. On this lift, part of the opening procedure was checking the reading on the hydraulic pressure gauge on the tensioning system. This involved climbing up a 15 foot ladder and walking across a catwalk above the loading area. This was the only thing the kid had a hard time with, as it was obvious he was badly afraid of heights.

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[petty-revenge-stories]

I’ll make sure you never get a date again.

Over two years ago, I dated a boy for around 5 or 6 months. Let’s call him X. Ultimately, I broke up with X because he routinely sexually assaulted me, cheated on me, threatened to tell my mother horrific and untrue things about me if I left him, and many other things of that sort. We don’t talk regularly, but every time he likes a girl he’ll pretend to text me accidentally and tell me about it in an attempt to make me jealous. I have a friend who X talks to regularly, and this friend will then tell me the name of the girl he’s crushing on.

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[just-shower-thoughts]

The first people who dug up a dinosaur fossil were probably like “what the fucckkkk what the fuckkk”

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

7 Sources of Hurt and Pain

1. Realizing that you’ve lost them and can never have them back

2. Reliving the old memories and the fun times that you had

3. Pretending that you’re happy when you’re miserable and sad

4. Being obsessed with the wrong person who will never love you back

5. Regretting how you acted, or the careless things you said

6. Recognizing that it’s your fault that things have turned out bad

7. Being abandoned or rejected by your friends or family.

[midwestphantomthief]

Final Fantasy XIII Self Care

For @divine-identite.

Written by @solarexalt

Lightning believes in you and knows you are way more powerful than you give yourself credit for. Your existence makes this world unique and wonderful.

Snow wants you to keep fighting for what you believe in and fight for yourself and that your past mistakes are not a reflection of you.

Serah wants you to remember there are good things ahead, even if it doesn’t seem like it. The past cannot be changed so all you can do is look forward.

Vanille wants you to remember that we all have been toxic and we all have made mistakes before but every day is a new day to be better and we are only human.

Sazh wants you to forgive others and let go of your hated, even if you never receive an apology directly.

Hope wants you to remember that those you love are important and care deeply for you, even if they can’t be with you.

Fang wants you to know that it’s okay to change your mind last minute and that the future is not written in stone. You can make your future anything you want and she believes you can.

Dajh wants you to remember to never lose your childhood spark and wonder and that the world around you is beautiful and vast and begging you to explore it.

Noel is asking you to breathe. While your emotions are incredible valid, he wants you to take time to process your emotions and process your thoughts before making your next move. You deserve time to yourself.

Yaag wants you to remember that you can do the right thing, no matter how hard it is. Yaag believes in you.

Caius wants you to remember that you can’t save everyone and the best thing you can do for someone is to just love them.

[ankle-beez]

What the fuck

[starlightandtears]

I cannot believe….

[freakazxid]

y'all are messing with the nature of things!!!

[marsapartment]

[waggtoon]

Donald Duck with a normal voice will always feel unnatural and wrong.

[cyberlink420]

[theedigidestined]

Original 8 reunited with their partners in 02

[scmystery]

💫 How to guess someone's zodiac sign 💫

aries - bold, very blunt/brutally honest, extroverted, fierce, impulsive taurus - funny, teasing, clever, know a lot of people gemini - seem like they are from another space, moody, judging, either totally hyper or completely silent cancer - very talented, smart, artistic, kind of awkward leo - ambitious, outgoing, warm, kind of popular, teasing, stylish virgo - perfectionist, logical, lowkey procrastinating tho, chill, not really involved in drama libra - dramaaaaa, perfect mom, laughs a lot, always has some tea, lowkey gossips scorpio- dark vibes, wants to be a badass, lowkey crazy (funny), analyzes the shit out of people, trust issues sagittarius - has an opinion on everything, lowkey defensive, sensitive, good listeners capricorn - down to earth kind of people, mature, very stubborn, ready to go on adventures any time aquarius - LOUD, good humor, talented, lowkey on drugs, good style pisces - hate admiting that they are wrong, usually very musically, socializer, sensitive

[as-warm-as-choco]

The French Netflix uploaded this on twitter…….

[starsthatburn]

this is by far the most powerful thing I’ve seen since Trump won and everyone needs to see this

[dreamwalker42]

Literally made me cry

[fourcupschai]

Spinach Basil Pesto Recipe!

Ingredients:

1 cup Fresh Spinach

2 cups Fresh Basil

3-5 Roasted Garlic

Juice from ½ Lemon

1 tablespoon Nutritional Yeast

¼ cup Extra Virgin Olive Oil

¼ cup Sunflower Seeds

Salt to taste

2-3 teaspoons Water

Directions:

First, start with roasting the garlic in olive oil on medium low until slightly browned (about 5 minutes)

Combine all other ingredients in food processor (minus water), add in the roasted garlic and oil, and pulse until slightly chucky but not smooth. 

Slowly add water for desired consistency (You want it more pourable if tossing with pasta).

BOOM. You just made yourself the best pesto you will ever eat!

Mangiare!

[science]