Since when does crude stop you?  And please, if anything, it’s only Krispie Kreme after an appointment.  Like your ass.  [As Kieren looks himself up and down, Hayden simply rolls her eyes.]  Attached ain’t bad for business, broski.  And no one said anything about caring.  It would be nice to see you skinned alive by Madam some days.
It's more like a cream filled croissant, [he says with a tilt of his head,] but that's none of your business really. I know what I'm getting you for Christmas; a live sized supply of douches. Your snatch is going to permanently smell like salad dressing.
[He gives a wry, self-satisfied smirk;] don't I know it, Smurfette, but it's still amusing. It'd be better if he wasn't a timid little sub, but I can deal with that.











